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Steele is back as a good guy.

Star saw a commercial on that had a space jet that looked like a normal plane.
“That’s cool.” Star said.
“Hey buddy” Ralph said. “Hey look an ERJ-190 spacecraft.”
There were a words on the tail that said “Jetblue.”
“Awesome plane.” Ralph said. “I still can’t believe you and Dixie are married.”
“I have to go tell the dogs about this.” Star barked.
Star ran to Kaltag’s house, Kaltag was still recovering and in the cast from when Balto broke his arm.
“Hey Kaltag, there’s an aircraft that goes into space but looks like a normal plane.”
“Do I give a crap?” Kaltag replied.
“I was just telling you.”
“Well I don’t.”
“I’m going to tell Balto.”
Star went to Balto’s boat.
“Balto.”
“What?”
“I saw a spacecraft that looks like a normal plane.”
“Cool.”
“Yee.”
“I’m going to tell Steele.”
Star went to Steele’s place.
“Hey, Steele”
“What?”
“I saw a spacecraft that looks like a plane.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Nice.”
“I’m going to tell Nikki.”
As always Nikki was exposing his fat stomach.
“Nikki found something cool.”
“Do youse think I care?” Nikki said cockily. “Besides it’s embarrassing for youse to see me like this.”
“You could have said that.”
Star left. “Well telling Nikki wasn’t a success.”
Star told Jenna the news. After that he told Dixie. After he told Dixie he went home. At home he saw a commercial for an airline called Virgin America.
“That’s cool.” Star said.
He went out to tell all the dogs but Nikki about that airline.
The next day he saw a commercial with the same plane but the designer was speaking.
“We need 6 volunteers to come to Sacramento, California to fly our jet into space so we can test our plane.” the designer said.
Star ran and told all the dogs. All the dogs gathered together.
“There’s only 6 seats on the plane.” Star said.
“I’ll volunteer to stay out.” Jenna offered.
“Are you sure?” Star asked.
“Yes.”
“Ok we have that solved.”
Star went home and left a note for Ralph for where he was going the next day.
“Ok Star.” Ralph said.
The next day they boarded the Beechcraft 1900 to go to Anchorage. The Virgin America A320 was ready to take off and go to San Francisco. Virgin America doesn’t go to Sacramento so they had to fly to San Francisco. When they got there they boarded a United Saab 340, and went to Sacramento. Once they got to Sacramento the Dogs got to the baggage claim to see a guy with a sign saying “Star.”
“Hi I’m La-ny (La-Dash-Ny). I’m your limo driver.” the man said.
The dogs were escorted to a large building that had the plane they were going to fly behind it. The dogs entered and decided what the order will be in. Here is the order:
Star Kaltag
Balto Steele
Dixie Nikki
“Hey everyone!” Star yelled. “Move it, we’re boarding.”
The plane was supposed to be an ERJ-190 but it was mechanically enhanced to be able to go in space and go FAST!!! ERJ stands for Embraer (em-bray-er) Regional Jet. Star was sitting at front as “captain.” Kaltag was co-pilot and the rest were ready to take over in case of an emergency.
“Hey look at me I’m flying the plane!” Star yelled. “Pew, pew, pew whoopee!”
Star was having so much fun he fell to the ground. And the plane wasn’t even in the air yet.
“Hey are you dogs ready for take off?” the commander asked.
“Yes” the dogs barked.
“Alright! Let’s go!”
Star grabbed the flight control wheel while Kaltag operated the throttle.
“Actually Kaltag I feel safer if I use the wheel and the throttle.”
“Fine.”
“Trust me I will need your help though.”
Weirdly, Star was in control. He taxied the plane to the runway and took off.
“Hey commander.” Star said. “We have a problem.”
“Low fuel I bet. It’s supposed to happen. I’m sending up a tanker.”
Before long a KC-10 tanker was in the air ready to refuel the spacecraft.
“This is scary crap.”! Kaltag said.
“If that stick thing comes through the window I just hope it won’t hit your arm.” Star said.
“I wonder what comes out of that.” Steele said.
“Gasoline.” Balto said. “I’ve seen this before, planes refuel in mid air!”
“Amazing youse know that Balto” Nikki said.
“Yah. I want to know about planes,” Dixie added.
“I love planes, I love airlines, I love people, I love other dogs, I love fuel.” Star said.
“Star, there’s something you don’t love right?” Balto asked.
“Yes, I don’t love pop music. By the way I love metal.” (the music)
“Me t\oo,” Balto said.
“Me as well,” everyone on the plane said.
“Who can forget rock.”
“Yah!”
“Who’s you favorite band?” Star asked. “Mine is Metallica.”
“Linkin Park.” Balto said.
“Motley Crue.” Kaltag said.
“The Offspring.” Steele said.
“Pantera.” Nikki said.”
“Slayer.” Dixie said.
“Sweet,” Star said.
The plane was done refueling, Star put in on full throttle and they were in space. Star did a barrel roll but during the maneuver Star accidentally hit the emergency fuel dump switch.
“Star.” Nikki said.
“Yes.”
“Is a white stream supposed to be coming out of the wing like that dere?”
“What stream? Kaltag take control.”
Star went to investigate.
“Crap that’s fuel being dumped.”
Star ran back to the flight deck.
“Kaltag stay in control.”
Star pulled down the emergency fuel dump to off.
“Commander we have yet again low fuel.”
“What! There’s probably a leak.”
“No sir, Star hit the emergency fuel dump.” Kaltag said before Star could answer.
“Alright, I heard there is a space station nearby.”
“Cool, We’ll go.” Star said.
“Let me radio the lone guy first.”
“Hey Francis, space station guy.”
“What?” Francis asked.
“Can you help us refuel our plane please?”
“I hate helping. I hate planes, I hate space, I hate space stations.”
“Why are you up there?”
“Because I’m getting paid, by the way I hate money, but using money I can buy an unlimited amount of the one thing I don’t hate, vests.”
“Good for you but can you at least just help us this one time?”
“Only under 1 condition. You have to send me 5 vests.”
“Ok, deal.”
Star saw the space station.
“There it is!” Kaltag yelled.
Just then Star saw Aniu. But within seconds she disappeared.
“Crap!”
The plane was parked and attached to the space station. The dogs got out and explored the station. Francis saw the dogs.
“I hate dogs.” he said
All the dogs but Star were in the ship’s kitchen. Francis locked the dogs in the kitchen for some reason.
Star could hear a few familiar voices saying “Help us!” He followed the voices until he reached the kitchen.
“What’s going on un there?” Star asked.
“Oh thank God, Star!” Balto yelled.
“Star open the door, please!” Kaltag said.
“Ok I’ll try.”
Star got the door open. The dogs tried to run back to the plane when Francis appeared.
“You’re not going anywhere!” he said. “I hate blocking. Go ahead. I also hate letting people go. You know what I’m setting a time bomb, blowing this station up and escaping. I hate time bombs.”
“We got to lift off and go out as soon as possible.” Star said.
“My arm hurts.” Kaltag complained.
“Ignore the pain,” Star said. “We have to get out of here.”
“He’s right Kaltag.” Balto said.
Star put both engines in full throttle. They made it out just in time before the space station exploded. So did Francis.
“That was close.” Balto said.
“Yah it was” Star replied.
“I’m hungry.” Nikki complained.
“There a kitchen in the back.” Steele said.
“Really? Thanks.”
“I have to pee.” Star said.
“Nice to know!” Kaltag yelled sarcastically.
Star went to the bathroom and Kaltag went to eat with Nikki.
“Wait who’s controlling the plane?” Dixie asked.
Suddenly the plane went out of control. Star was still in the bathroom sitting down. Water and waste splashed on the poor husky.
“Crap! Eww!”
“I got it!” Balto yelled.
The plane was put back in control. Star came out wet with water and waste.
“Star you’re wet!” Dixie said. “What’s on you?”
“You don’t want to know.”
Dixie sniffed Star.
“Oh dear God. Is that pee I smell?”
“Yup. Kaltag! What the hell was that!?” Star saw Balto was at the controls. “Balto, what happened?”
“Well, Kaltag went to the kitchen and the plane went out of control. So I decided to take control.”
“Oh.”
A few hours passed, and Star fell asleep. He woke up to see Kaltag and his girl making out.
“Kaltag, knock it off.”
Star punched Kaltag in the stomach, so he would have Dixie to himself and dragged her over to his seat. Kaltag put the plane in auto pilot. Star fell asleep while Dixie was with him. Dixie reclined the chair and laid with Star. The next day the dogs woke up to a jerk. Star yanked up pushing Dixie off him. He got in control fast. He saw a giant bright sphere with craters all over it.
“Oh God!” Kaltag yelled.
“I’ll check the radar and see what it is.”
“No one seriously knows what that is? That’s the moon dumb people.”
“Whoa Really?”
“Yes.”
“I’ll try to land.”
Star landed on the moon, but it was bumpy because of the craters.
“Oww my arm!” Kaltag yelled. “I just remembered why I’m in so much pain, I haven’t taken my pain pills in a while.”
“That sucks.” Balto said. “Look I’m sorry I broke your arm.”
“It’s ok.”
“Is there anything I can do?”
“Not that I know of.”
“Guys how are we going to get out?” Star asked.
Nikki approached the door and opened it.
“Nikki you’re so stupid!” Kaltag yelled.
“Hey it’s fine to me. I can breath dere.”
“Let me go.” Balto said. “Hey he’s right, this I can breath.”
“Are those what I think they are?” Kaltag asked.
“What?”
“Those Are! They’re pain pills!”
Kaltag approached the pills.
“Grobbin’ peels!” Kaltag said as if he had an accent.
“Who’s going first?” Star asked.
“Kaltag, he’s already down on the moon grabbing the, what he calls ‘peels.’” Steele said.
“Oh. Hey I believe Kaltag is the first dog ever to walk on the moon!”
“He is.”
“Can I be the second?”
“Yes, go ahead.”
Star got on the moon surface.
“Holy crap, this is hard.”
“It’s not soft like a sponge.” Balto said.
Kaltag was having fun but his arm still hurt badly.
“Oww, can someone help me?”
“Sure!” Steele yelled.
Balto still couldn’t believe they didn’t have to wear space suits. After they were done, the dogs went back to the plane.
“That was the funnest, the coolest, the awesomest…” Kaltag ranted.
“That was awesome.” Star interrupted.
Kaltag was about to hit Star with his broken arm when Balto said “No Kaltag, remember your arm.”
“Oh sorry you know I do it a lot.”
“That’s what she said.” Steele burst out.
“I have to pee.” Star said.
“Good for you.” Kaltag said totally annoyed.
“Just make sure the plane doesn’t go out of control.”
“It’s on the ground, so of course it won’t!”
Star went to the bathroom. The toilet seat was up, but he didn’t know, and sat down and got his but tail and legs wet with toilet water. Steele was the last one to use the bathroom, and he’s so big he doesn’t have to sit down. Star came out with his backside wet.
“Star you’re wet again!” Dixie said.
“Long story.”
Star went and sat down on the driver’s seat. He felt himself sit on
Kaltag. That startled Star. He pushed Kaltag off the drivers seat, but Kaltag fell on his arm. The broken one. He let out an extremely loud scream.
“Kaltag I’m sorry. You can take your anger out on me.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
Kaltag approached Star and snapped Star’s neck, killing Star.
“Thanks Star. I feel better.”
There was no answer from Star. A few minutes passed with no one knowing he died. Kaltag checked Star’s pulse.
“Dear God!”
“What?”
“He’s dead!”
“What!? Star!” Dixie yelled. “It’s all your fault!”
All the dogs in the plane burst into tears.
“Hey, I just remembered.” Kaltag said.
“What?”
“I have this remote that’s able to make us go back in time.”
“Really?”
“Yes. I can make it go back to before I killed Star.”
“Sweet.”
“Are you guys ready to…” Kaltag asked but got interrupted.
“Just go back before the tragedy.”
“Alright, Alright.”
Kaltag went back 5 minutes and found himself in the position of where he was about to kill Star. He let go.
“Never mind, I’m good.” He said.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
Star saw Aniu on the moon surface. At the same time, Balto and Steele were playing truth or dare.
“Oh my god Aniu!” Star yelled.
“Hey Balto, truth or dare?” Steele asked.
“Dare.” Balto said.
“I dare you to take a crap on your own mother.”
“WHAT!”
“Yee.”
“Hey. That’s my word!” Star yelled.
Star opened the plane door and ran and jumped onto Aniu, gripping her tightly. The push made her fall over, again.
“I love you Aniu.” He said.
Balto tried to get Star off his mom, but he couldn’t.
“Steele could you help me?”
“Sure.”
As a team they managed to get Star off Aniu. Then Balto climbed on Aniu.
“Sorry mom. I was dared to do this. Blame this on Steele.”
“What are you going to do?” Aniu asked.
Star ran back to the plane hoping the sight wouldn’t be even in the corner of his eye.
“Star, I thought you loved me.” Dixie said.
“I do. I love Aniu like family, I love you like a wife.”
Star kissed Dixie.
“You know I love you.”
He kissed her again. He got back to the controls. Star pressed a mysterious button, and it wasn’t even labeled. As soon as he pressed it, there was a loud honk.
“Holy crap, this thing has a horn.”
Balto and Steele were fighting because Aniu hated Balto and he was blaming Steele. They were oblivious to the horn and continuously fought. Star honked the horn again. They were still fighting. Star started up the plane and revved the engine. That was the loudest thing Balto and Steele have ever heard.
“Alright we’re coming.” they both said in unison.
Star turned off the engine.
“I’m not sitting next to Steele” Balto said.
“Very well then. Dixie Switch with Steele.”
“No I don’t trust Steele.” Balto said.
“What’s the worse that can happen?” Star replied. “Besides it’s just the night.”
“He’s right you know.” Steele said.
The dogs spent the night on the moon. The next morning, which was still night, the dogs set out. Steele, Nikki, and Kaltag were still asleep. The takeoff woke Kaltag up.
“Huh, what going on?” Kaltag asked.
“Takeoff.” Star replied.
The song “All my life” by the Foo Fighters was playing. It’s a rocking song and it’s not the best to wake up to. That made Kaltag slightly confused. The plane was heading toward Earth when the radar route was hacked. It told Star to head right into and asteroid place. All the dogs were awake by then. An asteroid passed.
“What’s that?” Dixie asked.
“Just an asteroid.” Star said.
“Just asteroid?!” Balto yelled, “That thing could tear a hole right through this plane!”
Almost everyone in the plane screamed.
“Thanks for alarming everyone.” Star said.
A bunch more passed.
“Crap they’re everywhere!” Kaltag yelled.
“I’ll try to dodge best I can!” Star said.
Just then Metallica’s “My Apocalypse.” came on.
“Wow just in time!” Star yelled.
Asteroids coming and coming. Star kept dodging and dodging.
“Man this Never ends!” Steele yelled.
They saw a whole wall of asteroids.
“Oh crap!” Star yelled.
Star did a 120 degree barrel roll, (A little less than a half of a barrel roll,) and made it through.
“Man, Star, youse are the man!” Nikki said.
“I’ll say!” Balto added.
At that moment one more came toward them and collided against the plane.
“We’ve been hit!” Star yelled.
The plane came to a stop.
“I’m going out to fix what happened”
“What even happened?” Kaltag asked.
“That asteroid hit the wing and damaged a flap.”
“Oh crap!”
Star opened the door and went out. He approached the wing.
“Ehh, there’s no damage to report. Going back.”
Star got back in.
“Ready to go home?” Star asked.
“Yee!” Kaltag yelled
Star entered the Earth’s atmosphere. The plane was on fire.
“Holy crap.” Star said.
The plane was safely going after about 3 minutes.
“There’s the runway!” Steele yelled.
Star successfully landed the plane. The plane was taxied to the gate.
“I can’t believe that was successful.” Dixie said.
The dogs got in the limo and went to San Francisco to board the Virgin America plane back to Anchorage. Once they got Anchorage they boarded the Beechcraft 1900 and went home.
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