Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, you made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the year 1839 but...isn't that racist?
Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!
Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do you do to Spiderman when you land on him? You become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".
1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.
2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang
3. 4 times the athletic ability
4. Saves no one
5. And then you don't bother to correct this disparity for the audience who are all naturally expecting the black goop to make him a jerk and a jerk specifically. Did you know that most of your female moviegoing fans still don't know TO THIS DAY that that character's name is Venom? Bring everyone in and then all your plots just wink and nodding to 5% of the audience? Nobody moves during the singing of the school song, Darnell!
Symbiote: Morgan Freeman sure loves to narrate
Lucius: You better love what you do when the lines you've got to memorize include -- "Kavlar utility harness, electromagnetic grapple gun, with three-hundred-and-fifty pound monofilment." and "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Something biweave, Reinforced joins."
Symbiote: I think it's possible DC might be racist too
Lucius Fox: And I'm a DC. Rumor was, Mr. Symbiote, you made an appearence in a publishing product of any form after the year 1839 but...isn't that racist?
Symbiote: RACIST?!!! RACIST?!!! BLACK GOOP SO I'M RACIST?!
Lucius (smiling): Mister Symbiote, what do you do to Spiderman when you land on him? You become what north Boston New Yorker subscribers characertize as the difference between the white man and the "negro".
1. yeah dawg I'll pay my rent, on the first of Fix-My-Door-Sucka.
2. every women, baby. What's up sweet thaaaang
3. 4 times the athletic ability
4. Saves no one
5. And then you don't bother to correct this disparity for the audience who are all naturally expecting the black goop to make him a jerk and a jerk specifically. Did you know that most of your female moviegoing fans still don't know TO THIS DAY that that character's name is Venom? Bring everyone in and then all your plots just wink and nodding to 5% of the audience? Nobody moves during the singing of the school song, Darnell!
Symbiote: Morgan Freeman sure loves to narrate
Lucius: You better love what you do when the lines you've got to memorize include -- "Kavlar utility harness, electromagnetic grapple gun, with three-hundred-and-fifty pound monofilment." and "Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Something biweave, Reinforced joins."
Symbiote: I think it's possible DC might be racist too
Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.
Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fans I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn Batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popular and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What you do is look at each frame one by one. In your head you don't just have Batman -- you have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with Batman whether on screen or not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
Don't talk to Frank right now, it's not him. All female. Located in the Aztec district of cryptography. Use Walt from noaa, recently discovered alive. He knows the locations. Use the mason family decrypter. Due date is dark thirty. Great job on take down of joker and his creepy mafia. There are 35 inclusions on each raid, never use a machine again for that. Some one will meet with you 30 crypt days before action. Use as may anti radioactive anti psychotic device as possible. Good luck from central vein delta 0.
Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an R rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his love interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every second obviously but it would be good and make the characters more serious and badass if the characters cursed in the batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of suit for batman,the bat claw that batman swings on, and I want it to be rated R. So what do you guys think should a future batman movie have these things or not.