So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me writing an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most said yes. So here is my list in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for you people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I get that most people liked Dmitri but whatever. I liked him and yes, I am ashamed of it.


#2. Hermie the Elf

Ok, after you guys read this whole thing, you will never talk to me again. So, yet again, I have liked another person I am entirely ashamed of liking. If you guys don't know, he's from the Rudolph thingy-ma-jigger. I don't like him anymore, but I still think he's a total badass.


#3. Jaq

I don't really know why I liked him. I guess he was interesting..? Lulz.


#4. Sheen

Ok, I'm just guessing on this one. I think I liked him next, but I have no fucking clue. I know I liked him at some point though, and that's all that matters. I'm not as ashamed of this crush compared to the first two, but it's a little embarrassing.


#5. Roger Rabbit

Yeah, I liked him. Not really too ashamed because that movie is fucking awesome. True, the character most people liked from WFRR was Jessica, but I'm not a guy/lesbian so I liked Roger. Yeah, a bit of a fail on my part, but does it look like a give a fuck? The answer is no.


#6. Bernard

Even though it was embarrassing when my friends made fun of me for it throughout 6th grade, I still think David Krumholtz is hot. I still resent the fact that elves and Santa Claus isn't real because of this crush. He is pretty cute IMO.


#7. Eddward

FUCKING LOVE DOUBLE D. He's SUPER cute, a fucking genius and he used my favorite word evar (flamboyant)! I'm not afraid at all to say that I daydream constantly about hooking up with him and you know why? Because he has one of the biggest fanbases so I'm not alone in my dreams (even though I wish I was because then I could have him all to myself♥). Do I really need to go on?


#8. Remy

Honestly, this Ratatouille is the best film PIXAR has ever made. If this film could make me like a rat, which art incredibly dirty, filthy creatures with no souls, then I don't know what on Earth could possibly be a better film. I really don't know why I liked him, I just did. The film is probably the cause of most of it though. The music and tone of everything is just soo....♥


#9. Grover Underwood

Yep. I had a crush on a PJatO character. and he's the cutest one.^^ I actually liked him for 6 months (yes I counted) of 7th grade. He was such a dork that I couldn't help but like him (you guys know I adore dorks). I was extremely pissed off when Juniper came in the series and even more so when they totally fucked up his character in the movie (God-damn whoever the hell directed that into a fiery pit of lava)! I mean really, Juniper wasn't even a major character, they didn't need her! ...that's probably just my inner Grover fangirl, but still.


#10. Bobble/Phineas t. Kettletree Esquire

Ok, so because of this I have concluded two things:
1) Rob Paulsen makes my heart melt (which is odd yet still nevertheless true, which may also be the reaon why I liked Jaq...).
2) I completely am in love with Scottish accents.
Yes, I get that he is a fairy, but hey, most of my crushes have been on animals so I consider this a good thing. I think he's cute (still do, as this is a very recent crush of mine) and have even made my own OC who is technically myself, but different at the same time. She's not a Mary-Sue because she's not perfect nor anything close to perfect so suck on that GD!


#11. Eddward...again

And the circle returns back again to my OTL, Double D. If I can manage to fall back in love with this guy, then it's fate and I was destined to be with him. I don't really need to repeat why I love this guy, do I?

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So there's my article of embarrasmentification. Most of these people I don't even like any more so you're not allowed to think too little of me. But anyway, this is my list and if you don't like it, suck it.