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Kadaj, _naiza and 4 others like this

emilyroxx This made my day.

Fenrir AHAHAHAHA!!! I have to do this now XDXDXD

GemonkDruid I can still read it... FAIL.

simpleplan yes you being about to read is a fail XDXDXD

Fenrir .... I just wanted to come back here so I could say I actually did this. My friend wanted me to fill out our lab chart for the muscular system and I just drew a bear. xDDD She made me go get another paper though :(

GemonkDruid ^ I did that with my maths. xD But I drew a nougat bar instead. And as an afterthought I actually did the question lol

Fenrir THEN YOU DID IT WRONG XD

GemonkDruid I DON'T CARE AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET ONE OF THOSE 'FRIDAY DETENTIONS' LOL

Fenrir HEY. NOW YOU'RE JUST CROSSING THE LINE XD

GemonkDruid GOOD. NOW I'M DEFFO GETTING SPANKED TONIGHT XD

Fenrir Tonight you'll be at a sleepover. With a bunch of girls...XD

GemonkDruid .... XD

_naiza X3

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - Fred Weasley Part two

posted by simpleplan

Funny Quotes :3

1. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

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My BS English story for this novel we were reading and I got full marks

posted by GemonkDruid

This is for Lettuce aka Fen aka my so-called lover -__-

Story:

Eulogy for Istar:

Dere many tings I ken sab ‘bout Istar. Istar was good sista, an good amigo. She na bad performer as well, but die working on los altos, on da platform. Heahs how dess passed: she skeerd by los altos, she dizzy an fell in de arena, an die, as Istar’s sista Mariam sab. Na I feel all lone coz of she dess. I hope ya all feel triste an all lone too.

Istar dead coz Hyd an Peter sab she perform borin on de flar. I don tink she boring. I tink she interesting. I tink she wicked performer. She spik saft an she dress an...

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My Top 10 Favorite Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this article here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of you seem to like punk so...here I go!

This article is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if you see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A Day To Remember

In recent years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm more of a fan of skate punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A Day To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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Lord Voldemort LOVES Lawn Bowling!.....Yet can't solve simple word problems.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: sparknotes.com. They have this thing every week called the "Think Tank", and this was the problem from a few weeks ago. Can you guys help our Lord solve the problem? Or will he crucio you into oblivion for not being able to? How word-savvy are you fellow Death Eaters??

Everybody's favorite Dark Lord is dressed in his finest white zoot suit (picture Joseph Gordon Levitt, but with vastly more figurative blood on his hands, or Sue Sylvester, with vastly more figurative blood on hers) and can't wait to meet up with—well, no one, because he has no friends. But nonetheless, he's breathless...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the list Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 Seconds to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

Why Fate Hates Me

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so overall I had a pretty okay-ish day today. Nothing too good, and nothing too terrible. Except for my stupid-ass friend who, in his attempt to play a practical joke on me, accidentally deleted my entire English essay that I’d been working on for two weeks and is due tomorrow.
But that isn’t the worst of it, oh no.
The weather forecast predicted there’d be a slight chance of light rain, so I figured that it would be okay to ride my bike. So an hour ago, a bit before school let out, I looked out the window and saw that it was indeed lightly raining. Okay, a little setback in my two...

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a really shitty and spur-of-the-moment short story ^^

posted by lucius_malloy

It's not so bad when I'm alone, the constant buzzing. The voices dim to a faint hum in the background. If I'm alone in the building, I can almost taste the silence that resides just out of my grasp.
Sweet, blessed silence. I haven't heard it for years now, not since Dad died, and I'm pretty sure I'd give anything just to hear it again. Anything, anyone -- just tell where to deposit them, God, and they're all yours. Just give me silence again.

It all starterpd four years ago, when my dad died in that freak accident. I was 13 then, and didn't quite get it. One day Dad was there and my head was...

Justice and revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun came through the window of the Gryffindor girl’s dorm room forcing the occupants of the room to either wake up or pull a pillow over their head and fall back asleep.The only other person in the room besides Caitlin and Hermione was Ron's sister Ginny. She woke up her eyes were fixed on her friend Hermione as the events of the previous night came rushing back to her at full speed. When she came back from the Azkaban prison she had told her friends about what had happened last night. They were surprised at the story that she had told them but none the less they still supported her in...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the next person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling love might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose bed were you on last?
Nagini's,...

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Songs Travis Should Sing, but Prolly won't, coz he's chicken ;]

posted by GemonkDruid

;]]]]]] I was bored. And please, no Femonk/Travtina comments.

1. Helena by MCR

Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.

2. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"

3. 17 by Jet

Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p

4. NYAN CAT song

He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]

5. Waiting by Green Day (or any of the songs off Warning)

Because I am currently addicted to the song.

6. Destroya by MCR

I am a perv ;]

7. Baby by Justin Bieber

Coz he lied to us all about doing it.

8. Addicted by Simple Plan

Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol

9. I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones

Because... it rocks.

10. Sing by MCR

Appropriate, isn't it?

11. a redneck country song

lol I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.

12. Time to Dance by Panic!

Because I said so.

Oh, Martina (For Gemonk's Belated Birthday)

posted by VampiresRevenge

My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)

Her name's Martina
Hey, have you seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many Fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
She's only happy when they say that they might
Stay onliiiiine
Just a little bit longer

GemonkDruid
That is her other name
And no one knows the meaning (*I do* :P)
She loves "U MAD BRO?"
And also "Y...

Three Cheers for Sweet VampiresRevenge

posted by VampiresRevenge

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another article idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...

My Depressed Story

posted by Waterwhip

I sat their in my room staring outside the window with wet eyes from the forever falling tears. The tears pour out of my eyes, one by one, and slipped down my cheek to land on my black skinny jeans. I remembered how 2 years ago on that day, I had woken up carefree, happy, and, overall, free. This morning I had woken up depressed and frightened out of my wits. But yet, I woke up determined as I always had.

Years ago I had always wearing bright colors with my hair pulled back into a pony-tail. But lately things had been changing drastically. My black-brown hair hung in front of my face to hide...

My Favorite Shows (a.k.a. Mary is Bored / A Copycat)

posted by VampiresRevenge

1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), profile criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like you couldn't tell.
Least Favorite Character: I would say Seaver, but I kind of stopped watching after JJ and Prentiss left, and I only saw...

What is on TV Exactly that Catches Dark's Eye?

posted by xDark_Angelx

Really wish I could come up with a more clever title, but that'll do...I guess. ^^

Looks like a bug's been caught, and now I'm giving it a go! :D Anyway, I’m really picky on what shows I really like to watch, but whatever I like, most of the time it’ll be comedy. So I don’t have ten shows to love, but five could work. Actually, this won’t be in any order whatsoever. I’m only going to put my five favorite shows in random symbols, but I don’t have an absolute favorite show out of these anyway.

%) Modern Family
Description: A mockumentary focusing on three families, related in some way....

What the hell does Gred watch anyways?

posted by Gred_and_Forge

So I got the idea from Lunalovely who got the idea from GD. Basically it's a listing of my favorite shows. I think it's a good idea to write one, and just like Luna said, help each other get to know each other better. Some shows are quite obvious that I like (if you talk to me a lot, you already know lol). Anywho, here goes my attempt at writing my second article ever. Let the hilarity ensue.

10. Nikita
Description: Bad ass girl who got away from The Division because she couldn't stand it anymore. She helps another girl (Alex) get back in there so they can take the organization down while fighting...

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Leah: My Persona

posted by rapunzeleah123

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My favorite colors are a tie between violet and silver. I love books, and movies. My favorite shows are Psych and The Office (America). I love ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate chocolate ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

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Why My Country Sucks

posted by GemonkDruid

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENTS ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. OR SOMETHING.

How do you imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If you don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's you get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

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My non-anonymous confession

posted by 1-2vampire

I really need to get this off my chest and I want you to know who you're replying to (if you care).

It's nothing serious or anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....

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The Biggerstaffs Chapter 3 The Fresh Start

posted by Waterwhip

Angelica waited in fear for the 3 ladies to reach her. The stranger with long blond hair walked over to her and whispered in her ear.
"Dont be firghtened, You are special, like us. Thats all No need to be afraid. You have clearly came to us". Angelica was rather calm now. She had ran away to find people like them. That cared, that showed respect, and so much more. So far, these people had what it took. One of the ladies with black hair approached her. She didnt look very young but not very old. She must had been middle-aged. She turned to the stranger with blond hair "Is she like us, Zanny?"....