You know those call centers phoning you to make surveys or selling stuff to you, you don't need? Well, here's one I got today.



The phone rings, I pick up:

*great noise in the background*

Woman: HI I'M FROM WHATEVA AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT? AND IS *name of my dad* AT HOME?!

Me: uuhm... uh..no, my dad's not here

Woman: WHEN DOES HE COME?!!

Me: uhm.. um... today evening o3o

Woman: TOD-TODAY EVENING? ("OMG?!" ?) WHEN?!

Me: uhmm... uh... o.o ... at... 7?

Woman: AT 7?! OK OK I KNOW NOW! I KNOW NOW.... I WILL TRY AGAIN OK?!

Me: uhm.. uh, ok?

WOMAN: SEVEN; RIGHT?! OK I KNOW NOW!!!!

Me: *thinks* I see

Woman: OK I'LL TRY AGAIN AT 7 TODAY EVENING! I KNOW NOW! BYEEE!

Me: bye. .-.

Woman: *hangs up*

Me: *stars at the phone* ............................................. WHAT?!