enjoy the new episode of my chuck and blair re-write's.
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GG: gossip girl here ready to spread any gossip of the beautiful couple carter and serena. officially dating a week. i heard that serena hasnt spoken to blair or chuck in the meantime when she found out of their horrible plan to split them up. nate has also avoided them as he thinks they used him in their plan. tut tut B and C how do you live with yourselves.

(Van der bass apartment)

Blair and chuck are sitting in the living room and serena hasnt left her room. blair feels guilty but still thinks she had done the right thing and chuck thinks she is over reacting. eric is caught in the middle of chuck and serena because they wont talk to each other. he wont choose sides because serena is his sister but chuck is his step-brother and they became even closer after lily adopted him.

B(Blair): what if she doesnt talk to me again?
C(Chuck): dont worry this will blow over just like everything else does.
B: she hasnt talked to me since she found out.
C: look just dont worry about it.
B: i have to she's my bestfriend.
C: what did i say to you before we put our plan in progress?
B: i dont know.
C: i told you that you have both done horrible things and you always get through them. dont worry about this it will be the same.
B: i just want to forget it ever happened but she wont even talk to me and let me explain.
C: what happened when she found out?
B: nothing she wouldnt even speak to me then. she heard you and me on the phone i tried to talk to her but she just kept walking away from me and ignoring everything i said.
C: you and her can gt through this i assure you. she's being over dramatic and in a couple of days you'll be the best of friends.
(Eric enters)
B: eric have you talked to serena lately.
E: yes but...
B: what did she say?
E: she's still not any happier with you two but i need to...
B: i told you chuck she's never going to speak to me again.
E: BLAIR!
B: what?
E: you two were right about carter baizen not changing.
C: what do you mean?
E: i seen him talking to another girl i didnt find is suspicious until...(Stops talking)
C: until what eric?
B: what do you know about carter?
E:(Takes out his phone and shows a picture) until i seen him kissing her.
B: that vile, disgusting dickhead. send me that picture.
E: blair do not send this to gossip girl.
B: im not going to send this to gossip girl but i want my own evidence when i find out what im going to do to that manwhore.
C:(Smirks) calm down blair.
B: i knew i was right from the begining and then when serena stopped talking to me it started to convince me that he had changed but he's still a... a shit. send me that picture eric.
E: how are we going to tell serena?
B: we arnt.
C: she needs to know blair.
B: i know that but carter baizen is going to confess straight to her face what he was doing or who he was doing behind serena's back.
C: a confession thats new.
B: that son of a bitch is going down.
C: i have never heard you curse this much.
B: when it comes to cheater it just happens. you should have heard me when i found out serena slept with nate. dorota was shocked.
E: what are we going to do about this.
B: first we're going to get chuck his best friend back.
C: what?
B: with this picture nate cant be mad at you can he? you were right.

(Archibald apartment)

nate answers the door and rolls his eyes when he see's chuck, blair and eric standing there.

N: what are you doing here? nice to see you eric.
B: we were right about carter.
N: what?
C: carter is cheating on serena.
N: look if this is another plan to break up serena and carter leave me out of it. plus leave them alone im pretty sure serena will forgive you faster.
E: they're telling the truth im the one who spotted them. i took a picture for photographic evidence.
N: so this isnt just another scheam to break them up.
C: no. but i can difiantly say they wont be dating much longer.
N: come inside.
(After a while they explain to nate what eric saw)
N: so when are you going to tell serena?
B: we arnt. carter is going to confess.
N: normally you would love to show serena you're right.
B: not when she's being cheated on. i know how it feels remember.
N: sorry.
B: it's in the past.
C: since you're the only one of us apart from eric who serena is speaking to. if carter refuses to confess we are going to need your help to tell her.
N: alright im in. on one condition.
B: what?
N: i get to kick the shit out of him if he refuses.
B: fine by me.
E: me too.
C: no i want to kick him in his...
B: i dont want to hear about his... parts.
(They all laugh)

(Carter baizen's suite)

carter goes to answer his door and as soon as he opens it he gets a slap in the face from blair. and chuck, blair, nate and eric enter the apartment. eric and nate stand at the door so he cant leave.

Ca(Carter): chuck, blair, nate and eric please come in.
B: shut up carter or i'll slap you again.
Ca: yes about that why did you do it?
B: oh i dont know maybe because you a sick and twisted human being. actually you're not even human.
Ca: what did i do?
C: more like who you did.
B: you're a cheating ass.
Ca: i have no idea what your talking about.
B: oh yeah. i beg to differ. serena's brother eric caught you with another women.
Ca: she is probably my sister.
E: well then you defiantly treat you sister diffrent than i treat mine.
N: eric took a picture of you two.
C: kissing. now there is defiantly something wrong if thats the way you treat your sister.
B: now try and tell us who she is again.
Ca: why arnt you off telling serena then?
B: because im giving you the oppertunity to explain to her. its always better than finding out from someone else. if i had found out from say gossip girl i would have kicked nate's ass.
N: thanks blair.
B: shut up nate. now are you going to tell serena. or am i. take your pick.
Ca: what if i dont and i tell serena your lying.
C: we have photographic evidence and me and nate are ready to kick the shit out of you.
E: and i think serena would believe all of us over you carter.
B: so i'll ask again. are you going to tell her or am i?
Ca: im not telling her.
B: wrong choice. feel free to cry.
Ca: why would i...(cut of when chuck kick's his private parts)
B: thats why. nate, chuck feel free to kick the shit out of him. asshole.
E: come on we need to go tell serena, blair.
B: i know. by the way carter i'll tell you now its probably over between you and her.

(van der bass apartment)

serena is in the kitchen making herself a drink when blair and eric enter. serena wont look at blair and blair still feels a bit guilty. she then remembers that he cheated and she was right.

B: serena i know you hate me right n ow but i was right about carter.
S:(looks at her angry) do you think im going to forgive you for saying that. no he's changed.
B: serena i was so sure at the start that you were wrong, when you stoped talking to me i started to dout it but now i know im right.
S: eric do you believe her.
(eric nods his head)
B: serena i dont know how to say this but...
S: what? what are you possibly going to say now?
B: he's cheating on you.
S: unbelievable you seriously expect me to believe that after what you done at your place. pretending you were on my side when you agreed with everything that chuck said.
E: serena she's telling the truth. im the one who told blair and i have a picture of him kissing another girl to prove it. blair give him the chance to tell you himself and he wouldnt do it.
S: no your lying (Serena said tears filling in her eyes)
B: sweetie he's not. i didnt want to believe it for your sake but it's the cold hard truth.
S: let me see the picture.
B: are you sure. i dont know if you should.
S: please blair (Tears running down her cheaks) its the only way i'll be able to believe it.
(Shows serena the picture)
E: im sorry serena.
S: im such... an idiot. (Said through sobs)
B: no your not.
S: yes... i am... i seen him with... her... before. he... said he worked with...her. (Serena breaks down in tears and crys in blairs arms)

(In the limo)

chuck and nate have finshed beating up carter and are on there way to the van der bass apartment.

N: how do you think serena took it?
C: i guess we're going to find out.
N: i could go for another round of beating the shit out of him.
C: i would do it just for fun.
N: serena was so sure that he had changed. she was starting to convince me.
C: it's carter baizen never believe he can change.
N: he's such an ass. how could he do that to serena.
C: nate do you still have a thing for my step-sister?
N: what? no.
C:(Raises his eyebrows) dont mess with me nate. do you still have feelings for serena?
N: no... maybe... i dont know.
C: tell her. let her have a chance to be with someone who is worthy of her.
N: i cant she's not going to want to be with me. espicially not after what carter just did to her.
C: nate there has to be a reason you keep sleeping together. maybe you're meant to be. and you know that blair doesnt care if you date her.
N: really she seemed to care the first time i did.
C: thats because you and blair were dating.
N: and the second time.
C: she thought serena didnt trust her. and you two lied about it.
N: so you think i should tell her.
C: sometimes you just got to roll the dice.
N: if i make a fool out of myself im blaming you.
C: ok but if you dont you have to let me kick you in your weakspot. ready to make that deal.
N: im not sure. fine.

(Back with serena. blair and eric have calmed her down and chuck and nate enter)

C: hey were back.
B: hey.
C: how you feeling serena?
S: stupid. i should have believed you two. im sorry for acting llike a total bitch.
C: no worries plus he's a dick and me and nate just... never mind.
S: no i want to know.
B: they kicked him to shit.
S:(laughs) really?
E: she hasnt laughed or smiled in like an hour.
N: guess you should have told her that then.
C: of course we beat the crap out of the asshole. your my sister.
S: you know i dont care if you say that anymore.
C: i know but its practically true since lily adopted me. (looks at nate) eric and blair can i soeak to you in the kitchen for a minute.
B: why what's wrong?
C: nothing i just need to speak to you.
E: ok
(leads blair and eric out of the living room nate sits beside serena)
N: you ok?
S: yeah i guess. i have known him a long time i should have seen this coming.
N: no you shouldnt you trusted him.
S: everyone keeps saying im not an idiot but they all know i am.
N: no your not serena. carter is the idiot he's the one who decided to cheat on you. if it was me i wouldnt waste my time thinking about anyone else.
S: really?
N: i havent been thinking about anyone else since you started dating carter.
S:(looks at him and smiles) really?
N:(laughs) yes really. serena thats the reason chuck took them over there. so i could ask you if you would go on a date with me.
S:(Smile grows) of course i will.
N: of course i told chuck that you just... you will.
S: yes.
N: thats great i'll pick you up at seven tomorrow.
S: i cant wait.
N: dont tell chuck you said yes.
S:(looks confused) why not?
N: because i made a deal that it you said yes he gets to kick me in a very sensitive place.
S:(laughs) ok no telling chuck.
C: i already know i heard the whole conversation.
N: shit.
(they all come back to the living room)
B: it took you two long enough to get together. like there must of been a reason you kept sleeping together.
C: thats what i said.
E: ok im hungry who want pizza?
B: yes of course and dare's who's in.
C: me of course.
S: me i havent played that in centuries.
N: im in but our game is always better with alcohal.
C: i'll get some. eric you in.
S: do not be telling him to underage drink chuck.
C: he is going to be drinking sometime. we all started drink around his age maybe before.
S: fine. he's growing up so fast. he is not getting wasted though.
C: you're no fun.
S: being wasted isnt fun.
C: eric are you in?
E: sure why not.
B: good now we are all in pizza and alcohal are going to be here soon. who wants to go first?

GG: well well well our favourite upper east siders are just about to go into a battle of dares. are you game. you know you love me. xoxo. gossip girl.