here is another one of my funny bleach storys here you go
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are you here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: you fight in two more chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if you leave then it will change the future, because if you leave you wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill you
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia you ruined the manga now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did you know i was going to fight,can you tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are you here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: you fight in two more chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if you leave then it will change the future, because if you leave you wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill you
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia you ruined the manga now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did you know i was going to fight,can you tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways
1. “Am I still
asleep? Because
you’re way too
gorgeous to be
real!"
2. “I’m a dual
sword-user. That
means I’m good
with both hands."
3. “Let’s play a
game! If I step in
your shadow, then
I have to buy you
a drink."
4. “Your beauty is
more intoxicating
than a jug of sake
- and I would
know."
5. “My motto is -
‘Make love, not
war.’"
6. “I like a woman
who tells me what
to do. And man,
am I ever hoping
that you’ll tell me
to have a drink
with you!"
7. “Wow! You’re
hotter than Yama-
jii’s bankai!"
8. “Let’s not play
games. If you like
what you see as
much as I do,
then let’s get out
of here.
Together."
9. “I always
thought I was
good at making an
entrance. But
man! When you
walked in, it was
like the rest of the
room vanished!"
10. “My kimono
would look great
on the floor with
both of us lying
on it."
asleep? Because
you’re way too
gorgeous to be
real!"
2. “I’m a dual
sword-user. That
means I’m good
with both hands."
3. “Let’s play a
game! If I step in
your shadow, then
I have to buy you
a drink."
4. “Your beauty is
more intoxicating
than a jug of sake
- and I would
know."
5. “My motto is -
‘Make love, not
war.’"
6. “I like a woman
who tells me what
to do. And man,
am I ever hoping
that you’ll tell me
to have a drink
with you!"
7. “Wow! You’re
hotter than Yama-
jii’s bankai!"
8. “Let’s not play
games. If you like
what you see as
much as I do,
then let’s get out
of here.
Together."
9. “I always
thought I was
good at making an
entrance. But
man! When you
walked in, it was
like the rest of the
room vanished!"
10. “My kimono
would look great
on the floor with
both of us lying
on it."
juuroku de
kimi to ai
Hyakunen no koi wo
shita ne
Hirahira to maiochiru
Sakura no hanabira no shita de
Aitakute kakenoketa
Hi no ataru kyuu na sakamichi ya
Kouen no sumi futari no kage wa
Ima mo kawaranu mama
Kimi to boku to sakurabiyori
Kaze ni yurete maimodoru
Mada minu mirai wo mune ni daite
Miageta saki wa ha momoiro no
sora
ENGLISH VERSION
I met you
at 16
And we shared a love a
hundred years old
Under the fluttering, dancing down
petals of the sakura tree
I wanted to meet you, so I ran
up the steep hill road where
sunlight lands
In the corner of the park our two
shadows are
unchanging even now
You, and me, and the sakura
weather
We sway in the wind and dance
back where we were
Holding to my chest a future I can't
yet see
I look up and see a pink sky
kimi to ai
Hyakunen no koi wo
shita ne
Hirahira to maiochiru
Sakura no hanabira no shita de
Aitakute kakenoketa
Hi no ataru kyuu na sakamichi ya
Kouen no sumi futari no kage wa
Ima mo kawaranu mama
Kimi to boku to sakurabiyori
Kaze ni yurete maimodoru
Mada minu mirai wo mune ni daite
Miageta saki wa ha momoiro no
sora
ENGLISH VERSION
I met you
at 16
And we shared a love a
hundred years old
Under the fluttering, dancing down
petals of the sakura tree
I wanted to meet you, so I ran
up the steep hill road where
sunlight lands
In the corner of the park our two
shadows are
unchanging even now
You, and me, and the sakura
weather
We sway in the wind and dance
back where we were
Holding to my chest a future I can't
yet see
I look up and see a pink sky
we got to the soul society and saw a figure all in black.
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove you innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know you framed amezuki-chan!its time for you to come clean! tell us who you are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do you realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though you had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove you innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know you framed amezuki-chan!its time for you to come clean! tell us who you are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do you realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though you had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on