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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never showing him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature and dosen't often take things too seriously. Cause of this, Saten is often considered one of the most sarcastic characters of the series.
Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. And on rare occasions he actually stalks them before having gotten together with Trixie. Saten may not be winning any "boyfriend of the year" awards, but he would NEVER cheat on Trixie. And although Saten still flirts with most girls he meets, he never actually tries anything.
For the most part, Saten loves causing mischief on his spare time. And he tends to get along well with Pinkie, cause they both love pranking people (although Saten's pranks can arguably be considered a bit crueler).
But despite all his flaws and temper issues, Saten isn't "at heart" a bad person. He is strongly loyal towards the ones he cares about, especially Derpy, and later Trixie, not afraid of physically harming those who wrong them.
He is also quite nieve, as he never realized Trixie's true feelings despite how obvious it probably was. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her.. But Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend..

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DERPY:
Aside from the cute and harmless appearance she gives off. This version of Derpy is your typical "tough girl". She isn't above using violence to get her way, and despite Saten's strong protectiveness, she very RARELY lets him fight her battles, she can show impressive fighting skills (she's once mentioned to have beaten up a stallion twice her size for picking on Lemon Hearts).
Saten's protectiveness of her has been known to sometimes annoy her, often telling him "I'm not that little filly anymore". But she understands that he means well, and still respects him for it in the end.
Like Saten, Derpy is a occasional Marijuana user, apparently she bakes it into her "special muffins".
Although Saten is older than her. Derpy is often more mature than Saten, sometimes parenting him. But this isn't ALWAYS the case, the roles often switch within the series. With sometimes Saten being the maturer one.
Derpy isn't above sarcasm, in fact, she is rarely shown NOT being sarcastic or sneer, often laughing at other people misfortunes, and joining Saten in most of his pranks.

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TRIXIE:
Trixie is more or less the same as the show.
But is often shown much more positively.
Her arrogance is only part of her stage acts (well, least after her redemption in MAGIC DUEL).
Trixie, despite her behavior in Boost Busters and Magic Duel, is actually a very kind hearted and loyal person, was just lonely (probably like the show).
She, Derpy and Saten are childhood friends. And despite when Saten threatened to kill her after hearing she lied in Boost Busters (he was drunk), she forgave him, and actually has an huge crush on him, but he was too naive to see it.. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her, but Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend. Twilight and the main six trusts Trixie way more than in the show, as Trixie isn't as secretive..

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APPLEJACK:
Saten's ex girlfriend.
Whom he still had romantic feeling for (until he dates Trixie).
Although it took her many years to respect him as a friend, do to him being a negative influence on AppleBloom, and use to spy on her and once stole her t-shirt for unknown reasons.
But when they DID became friends, she shows to care a lot about him, and often likes his company, partially his humor.
Being one of the "normal" characters, much of her personality hasn't changed from the real AppleJack..

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MASTER SWORD:
As running joke in SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES, Master Sword often shows signs of being a bit "insane". Often saying and doing things that most would consider "abnormal" (like jumping out a 2 story window and hospitalizing himself simply to avoid being interviewed by Saten back when they first met.)
Easily described as one of the most foul mouthed characters of the series, Sword can sometimes come across as a uncaring jerk, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.
He and Saten have a rocky relationship, often arguing and humiliating each other. But they do care about each other. And often have more in common than they would usually admit to. Both are quite immature and love causing mischief on their spare time.
Saten Twist respects Sword enough to at least allow him to date Derpy. Who Saten is VERY protective of..

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STARLIGHT GLIMMER:
She is mostly the same, but not quite as lonely. She DID have a friend before NO SECOND PRANCES. Saten Twist and Derpy are those friends (and probably still Trixie, but she would of ALREADY knew Trixie).
Starlight, like Pinkie Pie and AppleBloom, has grown to see Saten as a bit of a big brother. And is very aware of his attraction to her (he makes it kinda obvious), but doesn't see him that way, and even if she did, she doesn't want him being "disloyal" to Trixie..

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RAINBOW DASH:
No info

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PINKIE:
Sees Saten as a big brother..

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TWIGHT:
Saten admits to be at least SOMEWHAT attracted to her. And their relationship seems to be mostly positive, though they do argue on occasions.

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RARITY:
They are often kinda mean to each other, but they DO care for each other in the end..

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APPLEBLOOM:
Saten is somewhat of an corrupting influence on AppleBloom, But she sees him as a second brother, and it's shown to be him that she's telling it to after getting her cutie mark. And she sometimes asks him for advice. Though he rarely ends up giving any.
AppleJack worries about AppleBloom's choice of having him as a role model. She knows Saten isn't exactly a good influence on her, but still lets AppleBloom make her own decisions (this being one of them).

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SCOOTALOO:
No info..

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SPIKE:
Despite often saying he hates Spike. Saten dosen't MEAN it. In fact, they seem to be very close..

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SWEETIE BELLE:
Sweetie Belle really likes him as a friend. Sometimes asking about for his advice, but like AppleBloom. he rarely ends up giving any..
#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did you say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see you as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing you to do something you don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I said you had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are you honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's more popular, and probably was on youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have more or less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit MORE hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell you what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. More for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin LOVE the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders Rainbow Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen by his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated by how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered by a steak knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the second trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fire and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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posted by Canada24
#1: EMINEM - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 year old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The next evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once more by his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? You trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else you gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, you know, but--that's for online--but, what are you out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do you not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do you know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? You got off the boat and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a safe country?
"Cause the mighty king Goose gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my turtle against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this year for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer questions such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
"... You need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for love and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted by Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give you insight -- I'll show you what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 more seconds your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard stole our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 or 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in television shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!


#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!


#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!


#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.


#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!


#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!


#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!


#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...
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posted by Canada24
THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. You 'deserved' something more special.. Don't you feel honored, love?
Twilight: YOU MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No more Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE you have a family!...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"


#2:
Guy: What you doing with it anyway?
Christian: You know. It's probably one of those things you SHOULDN'T ask about.


#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!


#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"


#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..


#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"


#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"


#8:
Jimmy: Why are you holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.


#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"


#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"