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#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I love this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..


#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..


#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a random character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake od turning on Niko, and Niko kills him in self defense..


#4: THE DIDACT:
A galaxy-hopping, single-minded psychopath, hell-bent on the total global genocide of (obviously) Earth--an entirely justified pursuit as he saw it--The Didact managed to trick Master Chief into freeing him, wipe out an entire science research station, and even in failure took out the population of an entire Earth city. He was a total badass, utterly relentless in his quest, and with a whole new trilogy just getting started, don’t think for a second that his death is certain.


#5: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE:
Fontaine reveled in this position of power. He used it for profit, but mainly he used it to feel like and act like a god, convincing all of his patients that he was acting in their best interest. When one of the patients, or anyone for that matter, questioned his methods, he'd simply deflect them with his wall full of degrees as proof of his good will. Anyone who disagreed, in his estimation, simply didn't understand.
His treatments lead to horrific consequences that he has multiple opportunities to stop, but doesn't. He's so full of himself that he'll let horrible things happen as long as he's sticking to his belief in his own infallibility. He's evil to the core..


#6: PHILLIP CLYDE:
Ruthless, arrogant, merciless, sadistic, and insane, but brilliant in a twisted sort of way, Philip Clyde is a one man nightmare. He's a good person to have on your side when you need something reprehensible, or immoral done quickly and quietly, but generally, he's a bad person the rest of the time. Clyde prefers not to use guns to kill his enemies. Instead he uses his hands - because it's "more intimate"..


#7: BILL WILLINGTON:
John Marston wasn't always the most heroic of video game characters. He and Bill Williamson were in a gang together, robbing the innocent, murdering those who got in their way, and doing all the evil things that varmints do in the Wild West. While John eventually turned from his unlawful ways, Bill was evil to the core and not a guy you would want to call a friend. After leaving John to die during a botched bank robbery, he leaves Marston for dead a second time, has alluded to having an affair with Abigail Marston, and is known as the county's worst bandit. This is one bad guy we didn't hesitate to gun down when we had the chance..


#8: RAY BURGARIN:
He seems a bit nice at first. Despite often making rather creepy comment, like the mention of gun fights give him a "bonor".
But this is the same man that caused Niko Bellic to move to Liberty City, out of fear of him.
And for good reason.
Ray's brutal murder of the cook, gives out a certain shock level. It's one of the few times (if ANY) that gta shows decapitated heads..


#9: VAAS MONTENEGRO:
Only thing Vaas cares about, is the death, pain, and misery of others.
He laughs at your pain. And smiles as he kills those you care most about.
He doesn't just kill you. He destroys all you love, and makes you watch the death of your family. And then shoots you in the heart, causing you a SLOW death..


1#10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight you are not quite sure what he is about or how dangerous he is although you have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a more mysterious role than the other villains. Although a man that not just anyone can trifle with, he does not exactly seem like a leader like Vaas and Hoyt and thus is not as powerful as these two. His weakness is slacking off and he seems overly confident. He lets Jason do his dirty work and get stronger. Although clearly an evil person, he offers some of the darkly funniest moments to the game..
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian Pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored by Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Everyday,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction or performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.

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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
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Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a year later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl Ray (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played by Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do you know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps you should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I love these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in Jesus (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...
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posted by Canada24
A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to love you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...
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Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where you move shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, you just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as you might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, you know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...
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#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..


#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..


#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..


#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..


#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..


#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..


#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..


#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..


#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).


#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice by the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the title protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows you his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..


#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as you remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..


#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...
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#1: RAY BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and Ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, you feel...
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#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the colors of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove Street Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand by threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...
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posted by Canada24
Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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posted by Canada24
#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing next to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, or even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined by MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..


#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry Lime and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, or simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two Home Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..


#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...
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posted by Canada24
I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do you know.

My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime by working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the Van der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it by sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..


#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...
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posted by Canada24
"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing next her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko next to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to safe house)....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did you get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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