#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary music in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a heart attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S FIRE EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 year old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped by the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary music in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a heart attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S FIRE EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 year old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped by the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
I missed my chance.. I'm always one year behind in this show.. But now that their showing every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a show like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a show like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror movies claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR more effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till next time.. I'll give another article after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror movies claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR more effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till next time.. I'll give another article after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
It's funny..
In 2003 I guess I was STILL writing fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank you :)
In 2003 I guess I was STILL writing fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank you :)
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. Or ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. Or ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..
#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..
#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..
#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..
#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" Said unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" Said unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.