#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, you are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone you to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
Don’t trust your parents..
#6: GHOST BEACH:
Don’t trust ANYONE.
#7: HORRORLAND:
The “friendly” monsters, kills an innocent family just “cause”..
#8: THE NEW GIRL: (fear street, cause I’m low on options here).
Don’t ever trust anyone who seems like decent relationship material, because they probably murdered their sister or their mom or the guy who works at the Au Bon Pain at the mall. They probably literally just got finished murdering someone on the way to your date. Just trust me—if you ever go out with someone new, and they’re really nice, and it seems to be going well, and the two of you are really getting along, that person is a murderer and you need to get out of there NOW.
#9: THE PEFECT DATE: (fear street):
Never trust people who claim to attend a “private school across town.” There are no actual private schools in existence; they are just a made-up concept used by murderers to cover up their evil schemes..
#10: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court by the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you said your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog by a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, you are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone you to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
Don’t trust your parents..
#6: GHOST BEACH:
Don’t trust ANYONE.
#7: HORRORLAND:
The “friendly” monsters, kills an innocent family just “cause”..
#8: THE NEW GIRL: (fear street, cause I’m low on options here).
Don’t ever trust anyone who seems like decent relationship material, because they probably murdered their sister or their mom or the guy who works at the Au Bon Pain at the mall. They probably literally just got finished murdering someone on the way to your date. Just trust me—if you ever go out with someone new, and they’re really nice, and it seems to be going well, and the two of you are really getting along, that person is a murderer and you need to get out of there NOW.
#9: THE PEFECT DATE: (fear street):
Never trust people who claim to attend a “private school across town.” There are no actual private schools in existence; they are just a made-up concept used by murderers to cover up their evil schemes..
#10: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5
#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my favorite character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew you people would be scared if you...
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#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my favorite character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew you people would be scared if you...
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
