#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God excists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer. your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A by cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if you think cheating is wrong, than that means God excists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer. your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. You can come up with a much more adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did you bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And by "trying to touch you", do you mean they were all quitely sitting there watching you from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films acting is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: You wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up cats on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat by Donard!
Donard: (gets by Freddy, and gets impaled by a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
When you watch the more serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.
First off, dreams are suppose to be a safe place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes you feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
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First off, dreams are suppose to be a safe place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes you feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
Gotta love Anderson
Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.
The Storm - 2015
Theme song: link
Ten miles from Ponyville, by the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
The Storm
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
R.I.P
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look forward to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.
The song fades...
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction or performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
continue reading...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
