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#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the question is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a question being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.

Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.

Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!

Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*

Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are you reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?

Twilight: *still reading off them*

Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?

Twilight: .. Dedication.

Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!



#2:

Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as you say he is.

Sword: Wha-

Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.

Derpy: (laughs) you did?..

Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*

Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!

Sword: You should hear his more recent ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what you did a the other day.

Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.

Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!

Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.

Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.

Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)

Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?

Satan: No-

Sword: No! You did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.

Saten: You know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. You guys can go out.. But only once.

Sword: Good enough. *leaves*

Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.

Derpy: Fine.

Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..



#3:

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. You can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).



#4:

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills show on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. You take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest pony in the crowd?

Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed by Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).

Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?

Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).



#5:

Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken by a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..

Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before you start.

Twilight: Jesus christ!

Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!

Twilight: HOLLY SHIT!

Master Sword: (annoyed) You gonna let me explain!?

Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why you shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!

Master Sword: ... He startled me!

Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?

Master Sword: He! Startled me!

Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!

Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..

Twilight: Great... So what now.

Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..

Twilight: You can't be serious!?

Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..

Twilight: ... You planned this, didn't you!?

Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!

Twilight: You planned this! I know you did!

Master Sword: You honestly think I wou-

Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) Hey Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..

(long pause).

Master Sword: You would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.

Twilight: (starts growling)

Master Sword: (happily) I stole it.

Twilight: SWOOO-

Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!



#6:

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stole it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful cannon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).



#7:

Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?

Master Sword: Didn't you hear, theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

(They burst into bank)

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: ... Yeah!

Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)



#8:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!



#9:

Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, jam a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.



#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving you people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.




#11:
Sword: Tonight, you become a man.

Pink Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!!




#12:
Saten: I hate to tell you this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought you said Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? Or SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, you fool!



#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.



#14:
Sword: Hey dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
We all love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", by pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the acting is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when reading the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 year old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person or wheel chair person, or even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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posted by Canada24
Well..
Actually it's more of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't love hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much more badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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posted by Canada24
Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill or be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill or be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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posted by Canada24
I made this list before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes
"We all go a little mad sometimes


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best villain...
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posted by Canada24
Carly, Mike and Seras touch down at Trevor's helipad and find Trevor there, Carly surprising him with an actual hug and saying she actually missed him. Trevor himself speaks more softly to her than usual.

"Sally with you?" Franklin asked, being there two.

"Sally, oh she's.. No, she's staying." Carly said awkwardly.

"Well have her call, she hasn't in a long..."

"I kinda just got home, I don't wanna think about that right now." Carly said quickly, though in truth just trying to avoid the conversation as she knew why. And she also knew she didn't wanna go over this right now.. Or maybe ever.

Seras...
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posted by Canada24
After a long plane ride the other three girls finally made it to Langley falls, and got rooms at a local hotel, Sally getting her own room while Pink and Carly shared. "Your friend seems to be okay, after her breakup." Pinkie insisted, knowing Carly wouldn't want to talk about the actual event.
"Sally's better at hiding pain than I am." Carly admitted quietly.

"Well she mostly just smokes." Pinkie admitted.
"Everyone copes in their own way." Carly replied, looking through her bag for some PJ's. Pinkie looking through the takeout menu. "Anyway.. Burger or chicken salad?"

"Salad" Carly replied, finally...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the previous stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The next day was the beginning of the Equestria War. A month later Canterlot got bombed, and the Pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, Rainbow Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The Ass Ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first day of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do you still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do you insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: You know why. We need MORE diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???:...
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#1: DOUG WALKER/NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
Doug is nothing like his pathetic, crazed character in real life. Some of the commentaries get bizarre, as the Critic is yelling at the movie for being stupid and Doug is yelling at the Critic for being a dick..


#2: STEVE OGG/TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Despite that Steven Ogg would sometimes strip down to his underwear to get more in character while recording Trevor's lines. Steve is basically the type of person that would murder you as Trevor, but once the camera is off, he'll start hugging you and stuff.


#3: JAMES ROLFE/ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
He was recently given an...
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So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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LINK: link
posted by Canada24
So, after my moment of weakness, having wanted too quit this show.. I decided..

"Hey Connor. Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, sad stop being such a pansy, you didn't go this far too wimp out cause the show is too boring"

Recap those who haven't seen my reviews..

Team is a famish doctor, unnaturally good at what he does.
But when he saves a little boy instead of the mayor, the director hates him cause he didn't save the mayor.. Not cause he actually cares about the mayor, but cause he has all the green shit..

Anyway, the boy, later known as Johan, kills the director cause Tenma...
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posted by Canada24
A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has heart of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..


#1: KNOCKED UP:
I myself don't find this movie very funny.
But there's no denying that movie is surprising charming, and actually pretty heartwarming.
Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
But he his character is protrayed as a normal guy.
He's not an asshole, or is he the nicest guy ever.
He's just "normal".


#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I love this movie..


#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...
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#1: THE GERMAN POW SCENE:
In episode 2, DAY OF DAYS, One of the Americans, Malarkey, befriends a german POW who lives in the same state of him, and realizing that not ALL of them are evil nazi's, and some are just regular guys. Shortly after Malarkey sees Lt Spears kill the POW's, including the one Malarkey just finished talking too, giving Malarkey a different prospective of the war..


#2: THE MEDIC EPISODE:
It's a pretty hard too watch episode.
Really shows that being a medic, doesn't make the war any less traumatizing..


#3: WAR IS HELL:
Just about every battle scene..
As awesome as they are..
Their...
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#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's


#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.


#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even MORE mean spirited and unfunny..


#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..


#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about drake and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..

I'm not watching Death Note anymore..

For all those saying, you don't like it cause you haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.

Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..

So, yeah, sticking to Monster..

Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..

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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..


#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..


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