The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my favorite because of it..
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#1:
"I have to ask… So do you vampires really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday next month, it's obvious who Seras's favorite band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.
"Twice a month it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels wrong, but it's the only alternative to having to hurt anybody." Seras explained, still wearing that hoodie.
"If you find Ivory Smith, you can suck as much as you need, long as it kills him." Carly replied.
"Anyway.. So you have no respect from your mom?" Seras asked, drinking a white wine. Carly a Bud Light.
"Yeah. She didn't want me around after I killed someone in self defense." Carly said, drinking some of the Bud.
"Least you have one, mine was murdered when I was only 8.. Her and my daddy were gunned down in our home. Than she was… Well.. Their dead, okay." Seras revealed.
"Why did you say it like tha-"
"Can we not talk about it!" Seras cries out, and drinking the whole glass in loud gulps.
"... R Regardless you only been in my life 2 or 3 days, and your more of a mom than Amanda." Carly said.
Seras: Well.. I..
"All I did was save you from that ditch" Seras said modestly, taking the glass when the bartender returns with her refill.
"You saved my life, Seras.. More than Amanda ever would of done." Carly revealed/
Seras: Well.. I..
"Will you adopt me!?" Carly cried out suddenly.
"A -Adopt you!?"
"Not turn me into a vampire, but be m-
"I know what you meant" Seras groaned annoyedly.
"Besides, Amanda can't be 'that' bad."
As if on Q, a drunk Amanda bursts into the bar, most of the bar customers turns to her due to the noise.
"Mom?"
Seras: Hello th-
"YOU!" Amanda screams, and slaps Seras in the face.
"STOP SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND!"
"Who?"
Amanda slaps her again. "I saw him go to your house blondie!" Amanda shouts.
"For five minutes"
"BULLSHIT!" Amanda screams, Carly pushes Amanda away.
"Fuck off Amanda! He can attractive friends and not be cheating!"
"Watch your mouth little lady!" Amanda cried, slapping Carly even harder than she did Amanda (in the background Seras widens her eyes in shock).
"Your coming home to face your punishment you little shit!" Amanda cried violently in her drunken state. But Seras suddenly stands up, blocking Carly from Amanda.
Seras: ... No.. She isn't.
"WHAT!?" The drunk Amanda screams, making several bar customers uncomfortable.
"No.. She's staying with 'me" Seras said, grabbing Carly, and holding her behind Seras, as if shielding her.
Carly smiles to herself, seeing Seras's change of heart about adopting Carly.
Seras and Carly leave. Amanda's eye twitches.
"BLONDE BITCH!" Amanda screams and throws Carly's still half full Bud Light at Seras, who dodges it.
Seras: Hey watch i-
Amanda slaps her again.
Seras had enough, and violently punches Amanda in the face, breaking her nose, and leaving her unconscious on the bar ground. A few customers clap considering how obnoxious Amanda was being.
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"There's a guard upfront." Michael said.
"I'll handle it." Seras said, and walks over. Turning on her charm.
"Excuse me sir.. I'm afriad I got lost." Seras said, and she plays out that scene from Red Dead Redemption 2.
"Get out of here." The guard said stubbornly.
"Oh don't be like that. Surely a kind gentlemen like you could help a lady ou-"
"No, get out oh here." The guard said stubbornly.
"You keep saying that, but you don't mean it." Seras said flirtingly.
Guard: I said get ou-
"You "said" your last words." Seras said sternly, as she suddenly stabs a knife into his back head. Killing him.
"Holy fuck!" Michael cried.
"Don't just stand there, get in there and find her!" Seras cried, Michael running in as Seras is seen trying to pull the knife out of the guard.
Michael runs in, shooting around 9 or 8 goons with a M9 pistol, one of them being the guy Seras spared on the road.
Eventually he finds the unnamed man who's in charge, and cuffs him with Seras's police handcuffs.
Seras is seen cleaning the knife she used on the guard as she waits for Michael.
Michael walks out, throwing out the cuffed gang leader towards her, Seras smirks and walks over, putting the knife in it's holder.
"He have a gun? I don't want waste my bullets" Seras asked. Michael chuckles at this and hands her a Glock 17 the man was carrying.
"Where's Carly?" Seras asked calmly.
"Fuck you." The man said stubbornly.
Seras, still calm on the outside, shoots both of his legs, startling Michael.
"The basement!" The man cried, groaning in agony.
"Thanks." Seras said calmly.
"Great, now let me g-"
Seras interrupts him by giving him a bullet though the forehead, and calmly walks into the house, throwing the Glock17 on the ground, carelessly.
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#3:
Hotel Transylvania is seen on the big TV.
Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!
"This is supposed to be a kids movie?" Carly asked, seemingly annoyed.
"Least there isn't a seen of us vampires sparkling." Seras said dryly, referencing Twilight Saga.
"You aren't gonna let that go are you?"
"Probably not." Seras replied.
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"STAY BACK!" Trevor shouts at a bunch of cops surrounding him, as he's cornered at a ally, holding an MP5. The cops all holding pistols. Lead by that guy Roland, who orders Trevor to drop the gun.
As things remain tense, a green Bodhi drives up. And Seras hops out. Wearing her police uniform, and her Python in it's holster. Along with duel AK47's strapped to her back. Kinda like how Deadpool has with his swords. Roland sees her and sighs in relief.
"Seras, thank goodness, we need you to talk down this maniac." Roland says, letting her though.
"My name is Trevor Phillips asshole!" Trevor cried angrily.
"Shut up!" Another cop cried.
"Trevor Phillips you say.. Carly spoke of you. Said you were dangerious.. You looking for her?" Seras asked, stepping closer to him.
"Coarse I am." Trevor admitted, lowering his gun a little.
"Hmm.. It's okay Roland, I can handle this." Seras said, taking Trevor's gun, tossing it to Roland, much to Trevor's annoyance.
"Sure Seras.. Be careful." Roland replied, and all the cops leave. Trevor and Seras both watch them do so.
Trevor: So you gonna take me to Ca-
Once alone with him, Seras smashes Trevor's face into the wall, breaking his nose, and leaves him bleeding out.
"What the fu-"
Seras pins him onto the wall, screaming, "What are your intentons to Carly!?"
"What?"
Answer me!" Seras screamed imtimidatingly, pressing him harder into the wall.
"She's my niece, I haven't seen her since she was a child!" Trevor revealed, actually scared.
"Niece huh? Why is she scared of you? What did you do!?"
"It's complicated.. S -She accidentally saw Brad get shot, But he's still alive I know he is." Trevor replied,
"You look like you want to hurt her, shall I lock you up?" Seras threatened.
"Please don't!" Trevor pleads fearfully.
Seras snickers.
"You really the one everyone is scared of?.. So far.. Unimpressed." Seras mocked.
"S Shut up.. British cunt." Trevor growled under his teeth.
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Michael (paranoid): You got the gas? You know how it works?
Seras: Coarse I do, I'm a cop.
Michael (paranoid): You better kid.
Seras: Michael, I'm 53.
Michael: 53?!
Seras: I have greying hair roots to prove it.
Michael: B -But you look 20!
Seras: I'm a vampire remember?
Michael: Oh now I get it.
Seras: Yeah. I'm not just some rookie cop from London, I worked for Hellsing.
Michael: Hellsing? Well that explains while you can handle a gun so well.
Seras: Besides, would Carly want a 20 year old as her new mother? No, she only asked after learning my age.
Michael: Yeah sh-.. Wait, she was serious about that?
Seras: Yeah, and after meeting Amanda, I can see why.
Mike: ... Yeah, she's a bitch sometimes. No wonder Carly hides in the desert.
Seras: She wants me to adopt her.. But after Interga, I offically lost two moms.. It's a lot to consider.
Michael: Who's Interga?
Seras: (doesn't reply).
Michael: Uhh, anyway.. She'll love you either way, Carly's good like that.
Seras: I know.
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Sears: What?
Francis: I send you to destroy an organization and you only make the boss disappear. Now his chief lieutenant is holed up in an apartment, and he wants to speak to the feds!
Seras: Whoa, hold on. An organization?
Francis: Stupid vampire! I paid you to kill all of them!
Seras: No, no, no, no. You sent me to kill one guy. One guy who would put you in prison.
Francis: Bullshit!
Seras: Whatever… Francis: Alright draconina, I'll tell you what.. Tell it to the judge. Tell him I only sent you to kill one guy so it ain't your fault. I wonder what he'll say? Maybe he'll let you walk - on account you being braindead and totally fucking mentally retarded.
Seras (chuckles): Maybe he will. Either way, you're screwed.
Francis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Look. You gotta do this for me. For us. Come on, you idiot. One more. The guy's a fucking lowlife. He means nothing. If there is a God, and he loves us, if there is, he'd want this fuck dead. The guy sells heroin to kids.
Seras: Fine.. Last one.
AFTER SHE SNIPES THE GOON DOWN:
Seras: I got him.
Francis: You did the right thing. I hope that the kids out there get this message and realize that there are better paths to take.
Seras: Sure, sure.. So we done?
Francis: Yes, you got no links to me.
Seras: Good.. (pulls out her Colt Python)
Francis: Why you as- (Seras shoots Francis though the chin).
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Seras takes a taxi to the street and approaches Brian's house. Armed with only that hospital knife.
"Sorry ma'am resisted area." The outside guard said, armed with a shotgun.
"Is it? I didn't see any signs." Seras said, wearing her hood up.
Guard: Well it is.
Seras: You one of those Lost guys.. Is that your bike out front?
Guard: (walks in front of her) I can't te-
Seras covers his mouth slits his throat. Than as he fumbles in her grip, she actually snaps his neck, than throws him away carelessly. But taking his double barrel shotgun.
"Dumbass" Seras mumbles, referring the guard, and shoots the lock, kicking the door open.
"Who are you?!" Asked the guard from the room, grabbing a AK47. "Exterminator" Seras replied and shoots him with the second shot, literary blowing his head off. Seras throws the shotgun as she walks in.
"What the fuck was that noise?" A third Lost MC member wondered out loud, he takes an MicroSMG and heads to the room. Only for Seras to grab him, and stab him in the stomach.
3 more bikers run over, Seras makes the guy she stabbed shoot all three of them. And than pulls out the knife, to stab it though the side of his head, executing him. Than pulls it out, and she pushes away the corpse.
Seras approaches the stairs. Only biker left shoots at her with a small SMS Pistol from up top, Seras throws the knife, stabbing him though the eye, and he falls down the stars.
Seras leaving the knife in the body as she goes upstairs, approaching the scared and unarmed Brian Jeremy.
Brian: Who.. What.. Are you!?
"I'm Seras. The one Carly wants to be adopted by.. She's my little girl.. And I treat her as such"
Brian: So?
"So.. Did you shoot her? Did you shoot my little girl!?" Seras asked sternly.
Brian: She deserved it! She ratted out Bil-
Seras: (slaps him) I don't care if she killed your parents and fed them to you (pulls him close) SHE'S MINE!
"Okay., okay., I'll leave her alone" Brian said nervously.
"Smart man" Seras said, and starts leaving.
"S -She's still a cunt though" Brian said, probably meant it to be in his head, but sadly for him, it wasn't, and Seras stops and faces him again.
Brian: …
Seras: ... (deep inhale)
OUTSIDE:
Johnny arrives outside.
Johnny: GPS says this is Brians house.. But how can I be su-
Brian: AHHHHH! (gets thrown out of window, dying from this, leaving a bloody mess on the road).
Johnny: That works… (Notices Seras leavin trail with gas can).
Seras uses a lighter she found in the house, throwing it away as the trail makes the house explode violently.
"I hate bikers" Seras groaned.
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Johnny is seen holding his head. His face pale.
"Aww.. I -If hangovers were people.. I -I'd convince, like, all of them to kill themselves" Johnny said.
"Seriously, what was that guy doing in there?" Seras asked. Alone with him, as Carly drove off to get Tums and Asprin from the drug store nearby. Seras sitting on a chair she moved from the kitchen table.
"I don't know.. And thinking about it isn't excatly helping with my nausia" Johnny said.
"Oh, cry me a fucking river.. Near as I can tell, it's your own damn fault" Seras said, unsympathic to his condition.
"No.. It's the fault of Trevor! For telling me those fucked up stories!"
"Suure, because HE was the one shoving boes down your throat" Seras said, deadpan.
"But anyway, why does Trevor hate you and Carly so much?" Seras asked.
"Why do wolves eat their cubs? It's just a weird thing about life. And Trevor's just fucked up beyond all repair" Johnny said.
"I seen worse" Seras said, not even bothered by Johnny's words.
Seras: So how abo- What are you doing!?
Johnny: (opens beer) What it looks like.
"But your still hungover!" Seras cried annoyedly.
"Takes the edge off" Johnny said, taking a drink.
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"No. Too dangerous" Seras said, somewhat motherly. Which makes Michael chuckle privately, finding it cute.
"But your letting ME go!?" Packie pointed out.
Seras: There's a difference
Packie: How so!?
Seras: I "like" Carly.
"Whatever" Packie groaned.
"Oh let her go. Carly is a bitch anyway" Trevor mocked, making himself laugh.
Seras in response, pulls his ear like a mother would to a troublesome child.
Trevor: KIDDING! KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!
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Lazlow Jones (talking to own reflection, at his small house): Today will be great! Cause your a winner!
Reflection: No your not. You're a big crybaby!
Lazlow: Oh, yeah?! [punches his reflection, knocking it down, all without breaking the glass] I thought we'd settled this the last time!
Suddenly his doorbell rings, Lazlow opens it to find Seras wearing her black hoodie over her blonde hair, making her slightly less beautiful by comparison. But even than, Lazlow somehow mistakes her for the hooker he called, Seras reluctantely plays along as Carly sneaks though a window.
Lazlow lets Seras inside.
"I warn you beautiful.. I like it rough" Lazlow said excitedly.
"Good.. Cause that's what your getting" Seras said, and nodes to Carly who's now just behind Lazlow. Suddenly Carly grabs Lazlow in a choke hold. They need him alive, so Carly would be a better able to just knock him out, rather than kill him, as Seras has superhuman strength as a vampire.
Lazlow (gasping for breath): T -Too much! Not into this!
"Shut up" Carly said, dryly.
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Carly and Seras are at the Starbucks they said to meet at, Seras drinking a coffee. Carly went to get a crossant but someone violently grabs/
Carly: Not You again
"Lady, you keep slipping away from me!"
Seras sits quietly, drinking more of her coffee, not wanting to kill in public. Holding in tranquil fury.
Tom forces Carly into giving him money, than punches her "just cause".
"What are you staring at!?" Tom cried to Seras, who doesn't reply. Just glares.
Tom rolls his eyes and leaves. Seras photos his licence plate before helping Carly up. Carly actually hugging her.
Tom is driving home. When he hears a police siron behind him.
"Not now" Tom groaned, pulling over.
Seras comes over, in her old police uniform, and acting the part, writing in a notepad.
Tom: You?.. your a cop?"
"Yes. And you should fix that tail light" Seras said.
Tom:Which one?"
Seras smashes one of the front tail lights with a night stick.
"That one"
"HEY!" Tom cried and storms out, but Seras points her pistol at him, making him stop.
"Now keep your hands off of my kid!"
Tom: She's a whore.. So are you."
Seras: (radios) Suspects resisting arrest! (fires bullet in air) Shots fired!
Tom: Wha-
LSPD cars show up.
Seras pulls his ear.
"Who, are, you, working for?"
Tom: N No one.
Seras fires bullet near his face.
Tom: IVORY! IVORY SMITH!
Seras thanks him, and tells him "hold this" and gives him her pistol, pushing him to the cops.
Seras: HE HAS A GUN!
Cops: GUN! GUN!
All the cops shoot him dead.
Seras dusts her hands, takes back her pistol, and leaves.
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Turns out there's a second Alturist camp, and without anyone (seemingly) aware. They managed grab Carly during one of her midnight strolls, and they are dragging her to the second camp. Knowing enough to strap her of weapons first. The leader of them is the one from the actual game, the one with the long hair. He took control after Elwood's death. And actually grew to like the guy.
Alturist Leader: That's not the ginger one guys. But oh well, she'll still tell us something, that much I ... Who's that?
Suddenly Carly and the Alturists look over to find Seras Victoria had drove her green Bodhi over and is calmly walking towards them. Wearing a new hoodie she bought. A dark green one, like for the hat you can buy Franklin. She also has blue sweat pants like Niko's.
"I'm gonna need her back." Seras said, very calm and collected in her tone of voice.
"This your kid?" The leader asked, knowing she's older than she looks. That certan detail about Seras is more commonly known now.
"Yes, I'm getting real tired of this. What is it with you people, why you all so anxious to die?" Seras asked, Carly giggled, knowing what she meant.
"Your the one anxious to die old lady." The leader said and quickly points an MicroSMG at Seras, who suddenly cuts off said hand with a big combat knife she had on her. Anyone's guess if it's from Hellsing, or from Los Santos. Cause it could honestly be either one.
The leader understandably freaks out, he instinctly drops Carly as he bends down in agony. Carly runs to hide behind Seras for protection.
"Anyone else?" Seras said, pointing the knife threateningly. The Alturists back off, the leader continues to bleed out, though of his fellow cult members bring him into the camp. The other Alturists slowly follow suit.
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"I have to ask… So do you vampires really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday next month, it's obvious who Seras's favorite band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.
"Twice a month it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels wrong, but it's the only alternative to having to hurt anybody." Seras explained, still wearing that hoodie.
"If you find Ivory Smith, you can suck as much as you need, long as it kills him." Carly replied.
"Anyway.. So you have no respect from your mom?" Seras asked, drinking a white wine. Carly a Bud Light.
"Yeah. She didn't want me around after I killed someone in self defense." Carly said, drinking some of the Bud.
"Least you have one, mine was murdered when I was only 8.. Her and my daddy were gunned down in our home. Than she was… Well.. Their dead, okay." Seras revealed.
"Why did you say it like tha-"
"Can we not talk about it!" Seras cries out, and drinking the whole glass in loud gulps.
"... R Regardless you only been in my life 2 or 3 days, and your more of a mom than Amanda." Carly said.
Seras: Well.. I..
"All I did was save you from that ditch" Seras said modestly, taking the glass when the bartender returns with her refill.
"You saved my life, Seras.. More than Amanda ever would of done." Carly revealed/
Seras: Well.. I..
"Will you adopt me!?" Carly cried out suddenly.
"A -Adopt you!?"
"Not turn me into a vampire, but be m-
"I know what you meant" Seras groaned annoyedly.
"Besides, Amanda can't be 'that' bad."
As if on Q, a drunk Amanda bursts into the bar, most of the bar customers turns to her due to the noise.
"Mom?"
Seras: Hello th-
"YOU!" Amanda screams, and slaps Seras in the face.
"STOP SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND!"
"Who?"
Amanda slaps her again. "I saw him go to your house blondie!" Amanda shouts.
"For five minutes"
"BULLSHIT!" Amanda screams, Carly pushes Amanda away.
"Fuck off Amanda! He can attractive friends and not be cheating!"
"Watch your mouth little lady!" Amanda cried, slapping Carly even harder than she did Amanda (in the background Seras widens her eyes in shock).
"Your coming home to face your punishment you little shit!" Amanda cried violently in her drunken state. But Seras suddenly stands up, blocking Carly from Amanda.
Seras: ... No.. She isn't.
"WHAT!?" The drunk Amanda screams, making several bar customers uncomfortable.
"No.. She's staying with 'me" Seras said, grabbing Carly, and holding her behind Seras, as if shielding her.
Carly smiles to herself, seeing Seras's change of heart about adopting Carly.
Seras and Carly leave. Amanda's eye twitches.
"BLONDE BITCH!" Amanda screams and throws Carly's still half full Bud Light at Seras, who dodges it.
Seras: Hey watch i-
Amanda slaps her again.
Seras had enough, and violently punches Amanda in the face, breaking her nose, and leaving her unconscious on the bar ground. A few customers clap considering how obnoxious Amanda was being.
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"There's a guard upfront." Michael said.
"I'll handle it." Seras said, and walks over. Turning on her charm.
"Excuse me sir.. I'm afriad I got lost." Seras said, and she plays out that scene from Red Dead Redemption 2.
"Get out of here." The guard said stubbornly.
"Oh don't be like that. Surely a kind gentlemen like you could help a lady ou-"
"No, get out oh here." The guard said stubbornly.
"You keep saying that, but you don't mean it." Seras said flirtingly.
Guard: I said get ou-
"You "said" your last words." Seras said sternly, as she suddenly stabs a knife into his back head. Killing him.
"Holy fuck!" Michael cried.
"Don't just stand there, get in there and find her!" Seras cried, Michael running in as Seras is seen trying to pull the knife out of the guard.
Michael runs in, shooting around 9 or 8 goons with a M9 pistol, one of them being the guy Seras spared on the road.
Eventually he finds the unnamed man who's in charge, and cuffs him with Seras's police handcuffs.
Seras is seen cleaning the knife she used on the guard as she waits for Michael.
Michael walks out, throwing out the cuffed gang leader towards her, Seras smirks and walks over, putting the knife in it's holder.
"He have a gun? I don't want waste my bullets" Seras asked. Michael chuckles at this and hands her a Glock 17 the man was carrying.
"Where's Carly?" Seras asked calmly.
"Fuck you." The man said stubbornly.
Seras, still calm on the outside, shoots both of his legs, startling Michael.
"The basement!" The man cried, groaning in agony.
"Thanks." Seras said calmly.
"Great, now let me g-"
Seras interrupts him by giving him a bullet though the forehead, and calmly walks into the house, throwing the Glock17 on the ground, carelessly.
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Hotel Transylvania is seen on the big TV.
Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!
"This is supposed to be a kids movie?" Carly asked, seemingly annoyed.
"Least there isn't a seen of us vampires sparkling." Seras said dryly, referencing Twilight Saga.
"You aren't gonna let that go are you?"
"Probably not." Seras replied.
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"STAY BACK!" Trevor shouts at a bunch of cops surrounding him, as he's cornered at a ally, holding an MP5. The cops all holding pistols. Lead by that guy Roland, who orders Trevor to drop the gun.
As things remain tense, a green Bodhi drives up. And Seras hops out. Wearing her police uniform, and her Python in it's holster. Along with duel AK47's strapped to her back. Kinda like how Deadpool has with his swords. Roland sees her and sighs in relief.
"Seras, thank goodness, we need you to talk down this maniac." Roland says, letting her though.
"My name is Trevor Phillips asshole!" Trevor cried angrily.
"Shut up!" Another cop cried.
"Trevor Phillips you say.. Carly spoke of you. Said you were dangerious.. You looking for her?" Seras asked, stepping closer to him.
"Coarse I am." Trevor admitted, lowering his gun a little.
"Hmm.. It's okay Roland, I can handle this." Seras said, taking Trevor's gun, tossing it to Roland, much to Trevor's annoyance.
"Sure Seras.. Be careful." Roland replied, and all the cops leave. Trevor and Seras both watch them do so.
Trevor: So you gonna take me to Ca-
Once alone with him, Seras smashes Trevor's face into the wall, breaking his nose, and leaves him bleeding out.
"What the fu-"
Seras pins him onto the wall, screaming, "What are your intentons to Carly!?"
"What?"
Answer me!" Seras screamed imtimidatingly, pressing him harder into the wall.
"She's my niece, I haven't seen her since she was a child!" Trevor revealed, actually scared.
"Niece huh? Why is she scared of you? What did you do!?"
"It's complicated.. S -She accidentally saw Brad get shot, But he's still alive I know he is." Trevor replied,
"You look like you want to hurt her, shall I lock you up?" Seras threatened.
"Please don't!" Trevor pleads fearfully.
Seras snickers.
"You really the one everyone is scared of?.. So far.. Unimpressed." Seras mocked.
"S Shut up.. British cunt." Trevor growled under his teeth.
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Michael (paranoid): You got the gas? You know how it works?
Seras: Coarse I do, I'm a cop.
Michael (paranoid): You better kid.
Seras: Michael, I'm 53.
Michael: 53?!
Seras: I have greying hair roots to prove it.
Michael: B -But you look 20!
Seras: I'm a vampire remember?
Michael: Oh now I get it.
Seras: Yeah. I'm not just some rookie cop from London, I worked for Hellsing.
Michael: Hellsing? Well that explains while you can handle a gun so well.
Seras: Besides, would Carly want a 20 year old as her new mother? No, she only asked after learning my age.
Michael: Yeah sh-.. Wait, she was serious about that?
Seras: Yeah, and after meeting Amanda, I can see why.
Mike: ... Yeah, she's a bitch sometimes. No wonder Carly hides in the desert.
Seras: She wants me to adopt her.. But after Interga, I offically lost two moms.. It's a lot to consider.
Michael: Who's Interga?
Seras: (doesn't reply).
Michael: Uhh, anyway.. She'll love you either way, Carly's good like that.
Seras: I know.
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Sears: What?
Francis: I send you to destroy an organization and you only make the boss disappear. Now his chief lieutenant is holed up in an apartment, and he wants to speak to the feds!
Seras: Whoa, hold on. An organization?
Francis: Stupid vampire! I paid you to kill all of them!
Seras: No, no, no, no. You sent me to kill one guy. One guy who would put you in prison.
Francis: Bullshit!
Seras: Whatever… Francis: Alright draconina, I'll tell you what.. Tell it to the judge. Tell him I only sent you to kill one guy so it ain't your fault. I wonder what he'll say? Maybe he'll let you walk - on account you being braindead and totally fucking mentally retarded.
Seras (chuckles): Maybe he will. Either way, you're screwed.
Francis: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Look. You gotta do this for me. For us. Come on, you idiot. One more. The guy's a fucking lowlife. He means nothing. If there is a God, and he loves us, if there is, he'd want this fuck dead. The guy sells heroin to kids.
Seras: Fine.. Last one.
AFTER SHE SNIPES THE GOON DOWN:
Seras: I got him.
Francis: You did the right thing. I hope that the kids out there get this message and realize that there are better paths to take.
Seras: Sure, sure.. So we done?
Francis: Yes, you got no links to me.
Seras: Good.. (pulls out her Colt Python)
Francis: Why you as- (Seras shoots Francis though the chin).
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Seras takes a taxi to the street and approaches Brian's house. Armed with only that hospital knife.
"Sorry ma'am resisted area." The outside guard said, armed with a shotgun.
"Is it? I didn't see any signs." Seras said, wearing her hood up.
Guard: Well it is.
Seras: You one of those Lost guys.. Is that your bike out front?
Guard: (walks in front of her) I can't te-
Seras covers his mouth slits his throat. Than as he fumbles in her grip, she actually snaps his neck, than throws him away carelessly. But taking his double barrel shotgun.
"Dumbass" Seras mumbles, referring the guard, and shoots the lock, kicking the door open.
"Who are you?!" Asked the guard from the room, grabbing a AK47. "Exterminator" Seras replied and shoots him with the second shot, literary blowing his head off. Seras throws the shotgun as she walks in.
"What the fuck was that noise?" A third Lost MC member wondered out loud, he takes an MicroSMG and heads to the room. Only for Seras to grab him, and stab him in the stomach.
3 more bikers run over, Seras makes the guy she stabbed shoot all three of them. And than pulls out the knife, to stab it though the side of his head, executing him. Than pulls it out, and she pushes away the corpse.
Seras approaches the stairs. Only biker left shoots at her with a small SMS Pistol from up top, Seras throws the knife, stabbing him though the eye, and he falls down the stars.
Seras leaving the knife in the body as she goes upstairs, approaching the scared and unarmed Brian Jeremy.
Brian: Who.. What.. Are you!?
"I'm Seras. The one Carly wants to be adopted by.. She's my little girl.. And I treat her as such"
Brian: So?
"So.. Did you shoot her? Did you shoot my little girl!?" Seras asked sternly.
Brian: She deserved it! She ratted out Bil-
Seras: (slaps him) I don't care if she killed your parents and fed them to you (pulls him close) SHE'S MINE!
"Okay., okay., I'll leave her alone" Brian said nervously.
"Smart man" Seras said, and starts leaving.
"S -She's still a cunt though" Brian said, probably meant it to be in his head, but sadly for him, it wasn't, and Seras stops and faces him again.
Brian: …
Seras: ... (deep inhale)
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Johnny arrives outside.
Johnny: GPS says this is Brians house.. But how can I be su-
Brian: AHHHHH! (gets thrown out of window, dying from this, leaving a bloody mess on the road).
Johnny: That works… (Notices Seras leavin trail with gas can).
Seras uses a lighter she found in the house, throwing it away as the trail makes the house explode violently.
"I hate bikers" Seras groaned.
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Johnny is seen holding his head. His face pale.
"Aww.. I -If hangovers were people.. I -I'd convince, like, all of them to kill themselves" Johnny said.
"Seriously, what was that guy doing in there?" Seras asked. Alone with him, as Carly drove off to get Tums and Asprin from the drug store nearby. Seras sitting on a chair she moved from the kitchen table.
"I don't know.. And thinking about it isn't excatly helping with my nausia" Johnny said.
"Oh, cry me a fucking river.. Near as I can tell, it's your own damn fault" Seras said, unsympathic to his condition.
"No.. It's the fault of Trevor! For telling me those fucked up stories!"
"Suure, because HE was the one shoving boes down your throat" Seras said, deadpan.
"But anyway, why does Trevor hate you and Carly so much?" Seras asked.
"Why do wolves eat their cubs? It's just a weird thing about life. And Trevor's just fucked up beyond all repair" Johnny said.
"I seen worse" Seras said, not even bothered by Johnny's words.
Seras: So how abo- What are you doing!?
Johnny: (opens beer) What it looks like.
"But your still hungover!" Seras cried annoyedly.
"Takes the edge off" Johnny said, taking a drink.
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"No. Too dangerous" Seras said, somewhat motherly. Which makes Michael chuckle privately, finding it cute.
"But your letting ME go!?" Packie pointed out.
Seras: There's a difference
Packie: How so!?
Seras: I "like" Carly.
"Whatever" Packie groaned.
"Oh let her go. Carly is a bitch anyway" Trevor mocked, making himself laugh.
Seras in response, pulls his ear like a mother would to a troublesome child.
Trevor: KIDDING! KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!
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Lazlow Jones (talking to own reflection, at his small house): Today will be great! Cause your a winner!
Reflection: No your not. You're a big crybaby!
Lazlow: Oh, yeah?! [punches his reflection, knocking it down, all without breaking the glass] I thought we'd settled this the last time!
Suddenly his doorbell rings, Lazlow opens it to find Seras wearing her black hoodie over her blonde hair, making her slightly less beautiful by comparison. But even than, Lazlow somehow mistakes her for the hooker he called, Seras reluctantely plays along as Carly sneaks though a window.
Lazlow lets Seras inside.
"I warn you beautiful.. I like it rough" Lazlow said excitedly.
"Good.. Cause that's what your getting" Seras said, and nodes to Carly who's now just behind Lazlow. Suddenly Carly grabs Lazlow in a choke hold. They need him alive, so Carly would be a better able to just knock him out, rather than kill him, as Seras has superhuman strength as a vampire.
Lazlow (gasping for breath): T -Too much! Not into this!
"Shut up" Carly said, dryly.
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Carly and Seras are at the Starbucks they said to meet at, Seras drinking a coffee. Carly went to get a crossant but someone violently grabs/
Carly: Not You again
"Lady, you keep slipping away from me!"
Seras sits quietly, drinking more of her coffee, not wanting to kill in public. Holding in tranquil fury.
Tom forces Carly into giving him money, than punches her "just cause".
"What are you staring at!?" Tom cried to Seras, who doesn't reply. Just glares.
Tom rolls his eyes and leaves. Seras photos his licence plate before helping Carly up. Carly actually hugging her.
Tom is driving home. When he hears a police siron behind him.
"Not now" Tom groaned, pulling over.
Seras comes over, in her old police uniform, and acting the part, writing in a notepad.
Tom: You?.. your a cop?"
"Yes. And you should fix that tail light" Seras said.
Tom:Which one?"
Seras smashes one of the front tail lights with a night stick.
"That one"
"HEY!" Tom cried and storms out, but Seras points her pistol at him, making him stop.
"Now keep your hands off of my kid!"
Tom: She's a whore.. So are you."
Seras: (radios) Suspects resisting arrest! (fires bullet in air) Shots fired!
Tom: Wha-
LSPD cars show up.
Seras pulls his ear.
"Who, are, you, working for?"
Tom: N No one.
Seras fires bullet near his face.
Tom: IVORY! IVORY SMITH!
Seras thanks him, and tells him "hold this" and gives him her pistol, pushing him to the cops.
Seras: HE HAS A GUN!
Cops: GUN! GUN!
All the cops shoot him dead.
Seras dusts her hands, takes back her pistol, and leaves.
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Turns out there's a second Alturist camp, and without anyone (seemingly) aware. They managed grab Carly during one of her midnight strolls, and they are dragging her to the second camp. Knowing enough to strap her of weapons first. The leader of them is the one from the actual game, the one with the long hair. He took control after Elwood's death. And actually grew to like the guy.
Alturist Leader: That's not the ginger one guys. But oh well, she'll still tell us something, that much I ... Who's that?
Suddenly Carly and the Alturists look over to find Seras Victoria had drove her green Bodhi over and is calmly walking towards them. Wearing a new hoodie she bought. A dark green one, like for the hat you can buy Franklin. She also has blue sweat pants like Niko's.
"I'm gonna need her back." Seras said, very calm and collected in her tone of voice.
"This your kid?" The leader asked, knowing she's older than she looks. That certan detail about Seras is more commonly known now.
"Yes, I'm getting real tired of this. What is it with you people, why you all so anxious to die?" Seras asked, Carly giggled, knowing what she meant.
"Your the one anxious to die old lady." The leader said and quickly points an MicroSMG at Seras, who suddenly cuts off said hand with a big combat knife she had on her. Anyone's guess if it's from Hellsing, or from Los Santos. Cause it could honestly be either one.
The leader understandably freaks out, he instinctly drops Carly as he bends down in agony. Carly runs to hide behind Seras for protection.
"Anyone else?" Seras said, pointing the knife threateningly. The Alturists back off, the leader continues to bleed out, though of his fellow cult members bring him into the camp. The other Alturists slowly follow suit.
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