Phoebe: Neither do you.
Phoebe: "I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making soup for Cole."
Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are you doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.
Cole: I'm a one woman demon.
Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on top of her)
Phoebe: If you wanted to be on top you could have just asked
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Cole to Phoebe: You're sexy when you're mad, you know
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't you just accept that?
Cole: It's not in my nature.
Cole: I needed you to hear me.
Phoebe: Go to hell.Cole: I was just there. I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute ...
Phoebe: Execute who? Huh? Execute who?
Cole: My plan. I'm here to redeme myself.
Phoebe: Are you coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out.
Cole: Oh, no no no. Last time I touched that book it electrocuted me.
Phoebe: Yeah, will, maybe because your intentions were evil. Maybe it knows now you're trying to be good.
Cole: Better safe than sorry.
Cole: Phoebe, I went from all powerful demon to mereble overnight.
Phoebe: You are not mere. Baby, you are anything but mere.
Cole: Next to the Charmed Ones I'm a potted plant.
Cole: Phoebe, I love you and I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you? Or-or your boss, perhaps?
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... You scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, you keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making you feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, you see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: You on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole by the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could you do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what you were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did you just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would you rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do you know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: you suck at levitating and for another you set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: You did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let you guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: You don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: You okay?
Cole: Check!
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and you know it.
Phoebe: Uh, you know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just you haven't said anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: You don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe more than you'd want to.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as you didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't you just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as you didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't you just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole Turner: Speaking of unanswered questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are you guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Phoebe: I'm so glad you made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Or the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are you sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad you can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do you think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one or number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, you can come in but you have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Cole Turner: All you have to do to free yourself is admit how you truly feel about me... in your heart.
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. You may kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired by a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And you may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Phoebe: And even if you think we don't need the protection, just think of Cole, he is a human being with no magical powers living in a house that's constantly under demonic attack.
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't you think you have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? You sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how you feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. You need to know that.
Phoebe: You never told me where you were from.
Cole: You never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't you ask me what you really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will you marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, you heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always love you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
Leo: Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are you trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Cole: what are you doing? you are supposed to be writing a vanquishing spell!
Phoebe: I got about as far as 'Hey demon' and my mind went blank!
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Phoebe: If you had done what I asked and stayed here, you might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The minute Devlin arrived you would have sent me to my room.
Cole: It's just, I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing okay in that department.
Cole: Not that kind of action, Phoebe.
Seer: You and Phoebe Halliwell will produce the most powerful child the magical world has ever seen.
Cole: That's my boy.
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do you know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him
Phoebe: Let's see... Leo lost his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost but everything worked out.
Cole: Glad it was nothing serious.
Seer: What do you mean she wouldn't eat it?
Cole: I mean I thought shoving it down her throat might be a little suspicious.
Cole: (to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.
Phoebe: (about Paige and Shane) All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple.
Phoebe: I meant about what we do now.
Cole: If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you willl keep me alive forever.
Cole: I'm so sorry I had to involve your work. I just needed you distracted while I ruined Piper's club and put Paige in jail.
Phoebe: Paige is in jail?
Cole: Ladies, my name's Cole Turner. I'm the assistant district attorney assigned to this case. I was wondering if either of you saw what happened here?
Phoebe (raising her arm, to answer): I did.
Phoebe: You just don't get it Cole, do ya? I thought you were dead and I felt nothing. No pain, no love, nothing. I'm free. And when we do vanquish you and...we will, I'll never look back.
Piper: (calling) Phoebe, phone. (Phoebe comes and takes the phone.) It's your little lawyer boyfriend.
Phoebe: So there. And he is not my boyfriend.
Piper: Weird.
Phoebe (into the phone): Hello?
Cole: Who's not your boyfriend?
Phoebe: Um... the mailman. Sometimes Piper likes to tease me because I like to get the mail...a lot.
(Phoebe opens Cole's office door angrily)
Phoebe: You slimy son of a bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What? Are you evil and blind? Yeah, it's me. Look. Why don't you admit that you're behind this? Admit it so that I can to use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know what you're talking about.
(Phoebe shuts the door and goes closer to Cole's desk)
Phoebe: Look, Cole. My career is the most important thing to me. So is that your plan to take it away from me so that I come running to you for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would you like me to kill someone for you. Your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe scoffs, gets very angry, and starts shoving the papers on his desk all over the place)
Cole: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
(Phoebe stops shoving)
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but-
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, you know that? I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I hate you. You get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate. Intense. It's...it's...it's a breath away from love!
(Phoebe laughs and Cole smiles back. There is a brief pause, then Phoebe stops laughing and shoves a little more of Cole's papers. She then storms out of Cole's office.)
Cole: Ah. She's great.
(Phoebe slams the door shut)
Cole: You need psychological help.
Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in love with you.
Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates you so much her body erupted in scales." That's what you said this morning.
Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...
Paige: I haven't seen her this happy since Cole died.
Leo: Which time?
Paige: Good point.
Cole (to Prue): You watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you'd be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Not a chance.
Darryl: Let's pretend for a second here, just for the sake of argument, that you saved my butt because you are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give you some advice?
Cole: Yeah.
Darryl: Don't do this to yourself.
Cole: I can't help it.
Darryl: You love her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you.
Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do you think? Should I leave?
Darryl: I know you don't want to. But what you want really doesn't matter,
right?
Cole: Right.
Darryl: Well, there you go.
Phoebe: Go to hell!
Cole: I was just there.
Phoebe (about Cole): This is important, he wants to have the talk. You know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we friends that had a one-nighter...?
Phoebe (to Cole): I do love you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.
Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell
Cole denies Piper for saving his beloved Phoebe.
Piper: Not even for somebody you love?
Cole: Loved. Past tense
Cole: Damn it Phoebe. I love you
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do you know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him
Cole: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning.
Cole: How you feeling about last night?
Phoebe: Um, last night was magical.
(Cole sneaks up behind Phoebe and she almost kicks him)
Phoebe: Cole.
Cole: Hi. How's it going?
Phoebe: Wow, is this embarrassing... I'm...
Cole: It's okay. I'm okay. Nice calf.
Phoebe: Thanks. Can I have it back?
(on the phone)
Cole: Turner.
Phoebe: Hi. Cole. What are you doing in the office at 2 in the morning?
Cole: What are you doing calling my office at 2 in the morning?
Phoebe: I was just gonna leave you a message. Save you the trouble of having to talk to me.
Cole: Why would I ever not wanna talk to you?
Phoebe: I... I don't know, you know. Just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic or a drunk lunatic.
Cole: I think I'm gonna go with "mystery". One I'm looking forward to figuring out.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm gonna go then and be mysterious.
Cole: I'll call you.
Phoebe: I will answer.
Prue (talking about Cole): See something you like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, or maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. More years, less hormones.
Prue: Yeah, not a bad butt, either.
Phoebe (to Cole): I do love you, and I always will....
