Dream Sorcerer? More like Sleep Sorcerer, if you ask me. The most boring and somnolent episode I have ever experienced. The episode starts with a view at Quake of which the signboard is broken. Maybe great eye catcher for a coffee-house, but not for a restaurant. What kind of name is Quake anyway? It’s like the earth could start shaking while you’re having scallops. Again, not very attractive for a restaurant.
Let’s move on to Piper. We know you don’t like to serve people, Piper, but that doesn’t mean you should put up a face you can mob the floor with when you’re serving your clients orders. The way she says what’s on the man’s plate, connects perfectly with the whole goal of this episode, which is to get you to hit your pillow as quick as possible. As a chef she should talk about food with passion. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to put up a smile, Piper. These are the people who make sure you get your money every month, so if you can’t be nice, try acting.
“When you fell from heaven, did it hurt, 'cause I know an angel when I see
one.” That’s one of the First things a man says to Phoebe. Really? I mean, really? Can it be more cheesy or mindless? I wonder if he’d say that if Pheebs hadn’t been dressed like a whore, because remember Piper’s mob face? Same goes for Phoebe’s décolleté. A cardigan that doesn’t secrete the color of your bra is not very stylish, either, Phoebe.
As the three sisters are sitting in Quake, they think about their single lives and the majority agrees they’re tired of the being single part. So, let’s try out a spell, because that definitely will help us to find a true lover. After Phoebe’s first sexual experience with Hans she says “I really like him” After one night? And the way Phoebe says they spent the night I don’t think there was much time left to get to know each other. If she’d added ‘…when he’s naked, horny and waiting for me in my bedroom’, now, that would’ve been much more trustworthy.
Okay, we’ve had two of the sisters, we can’t miss out on number 3, can we? No, Prudence, you’re not escaping this one. Prue is the sister who’s being attacked by the dream sorcerer, who gets into women’s dream, when they fall asleep. And Prue’s very exhausted because she has to work a lot. How did you finish your finals, Prue? Never heard of stimulant? It’s something that keeps you awake when coffee won’t work. You should try it some time. First time he ‘visits’ her she’s lying in the tub. He rubs her back with a sponge and she start bleeding?!? By a sponge??? No matter how hard I’d rub I could never cause myself scratches by a sponge. Major face palm here. Second time was at her office. She should be criticized for sleeping at work, but with the work she’s doing, who could blame her? In her dream she wounds the man in his hand. Why not stab the nail file in his throat or neck? People die when you do that, did you know, Prue?
Prue convinces her sisters that mister Dreamy is real and they try to keep her awake by talking to her on the phone as she’s driving home. But then they’re disturbed by Phoebe and Piper’s toys who are a little angry. And soon Prue falls asleep. Second face palm. Your sisters are having a riot with two men, there’s screaming, like phone cinema, and you fall asleep???? I have to say it’s not very reassuring to know she gets tired when her sisters are in danger. Okay, third and final dream, she lies at a hospital bed and she’s wearing a dress. Piper and Phoebe manage to get into her room and talk to her. I wanna believe they could easily get into her room, but not that they could possibly stay there. Where were the doctors? Why weren’t they there, trying to save Prue? I know! Maybe they were sleeping! Well, Prue hears her sisters and she uses her power to kill him. Wow! Took you long for that one, eh, Prue. Just close your eyes and focus. How hard can it be?
Last person to be criticized is mister Dream Sorcerer himself. Whitaker Berman aka the Dream Sorcerer only attacks women who have rejected him. DEATH TO ALL WOMEN KIND! Right? WRONG! When a girl says she doesn’t like you, you either have patient or try hit another. Last resort would be beep yourself. Either way, you don’t go on a killing women mission. How sissy is that? You’re an insult to men kind, Berman. Ever wondered why women don’t want you? Just get over yourself, already.
Haley ‘I nearly fall asleep as I watch this Charmed episode’ Dewit
Team Paige
Let’s move on to Piper. We know you don’t like to serve people, Piper, but that doesn’t mean you should put up a face you can mob the floor with when you’re serving your clients orders. The way she says what’s on the man’s plate, connects perfectly with the whole goal of this episode, which is to get you to hit your pillow as quick as possible. As a chef she should talk about food with passion. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to put up a smile, Piper. These are the people who make sure you get your money every month, so if you can’t be nice, try acting.
“When you fell from heaven, did it hurt, 'cause I know an angel when I see
one.” That’s one of the First things a man says to Phoebe. Really? I mean, really? Can it be more cheesy or mindless? I wonder if he’d say that if Pheebs hadn’t been dressed like a whore, because remember Piper’s mob face? Same goes for Phoebe’s décolleté. A cardigan that doesn’t secrete the color of your bra is not very stylish, either, Phoebe.
As the three sisters are sitting in Quake, they think about their single lives and the majority agrees they’re tired of the being single part. So, let’s try out a spell, because that definitely will help us to find a true lover. After Phoebe’s first sexual experience with Hans she says “I really like him” After one night? And the way Phoebe says they spent the night I don’t think there was much time left to get to know each other. If she’d added ‘…when he’s naked, horny and waiting for me in my bedroom’, now, that would’ve been much more trustworthy.
Okay, we’ve had two of the sisters, we can’t miss out on number 3, can we? No, Prudence, you’re not escaping this one. Prue is the sister who’s being attacked by the dream sorcerer, who gets into women’s dream, when they fall asleep. And Prue’s very exhausted because she has to work a lot. How did you finish your finals, Prue? Never heard of stimulant? It’s something that keeps you awake when coffee won’t work. You should try it some time. First time he ‘visits’ her she’s lying in the tub. He rubs her back with a sponge and she start bleeding?!? By a sponge??? No matter how hard I’d rub I could never cause myself scratches by a sponge. Major face palm here. Second time was at her office. She should be criticized for sleeping at work, but with the work she’s doing, who could blame her? In her dream she wounds the man in his hand. Why not stab the nail file in his throat or neck? People die when you do that, did you know, Prue?
Prue convinces her sisters that mister Dreamy is real and they try to keep her awake by talking to her on the phone as she’s driving home. But then they’re disturbed by Phoebe and Piper’s toys who are a little angry. And soon Prue falls asleep. Second face palm. Your sisters are having a riot with two men, there’s screaming, like phone cinema, and you fall asleep???? I have to say it’s not very reassuring to know she gets tired when her sisters are in danger. Okay, third and final dream, she lies at a hospital bed and she’s wearing a dress. Piper and Phoebe manage to get into her room and talk to her. I wanna believe they could easily get into her room, but not that they could possibly stay there. Where were the doctors? Why weren’t they there, trying to save Prue? I know! Maybe they were sleeping! Well, Prue hears her sisters and she uses her power to kill him. Wow! Took you long for that one, eh, Prue. Just close your eyes and focus. How hard can it be?
Last person to be criticized is mister Dream Sorcerer himself. Whitaker Berman aka the Dream Sorcerer only attacks women who have rejected him. DEATH TO ALL WOMEN KIND! Right? WRONG! When a girl says she doesn’t like you, you either have patient or try hit another. Last resort would be beep yourself. Either way, you don’t go on a killing women mission. How sissy is that? You’re an insult to men kind, Berman. Ever wondered why women don’t want you? Just get over yourself, already.
Haley ‘I nearly fall asleep as I watch this Charmed episode’ Dewit
Team Paige
Lets start with the killing thing.. If a girl said NO to this jackass he would pop in to her dream and kill her..Could the come up with something better.. I mean,really.. o_O
And how could Prue make him "go away" if she had no power in his[her] dream?!
And at the end,everything came up good and perfect.. The guy is dead,Prue is alive and everything is HAPPY.. Except for the "fans" who are shocked with this episode.. Bhhhhh...
by: Team Prue
Season 2 could have been a good season if "Ms. Hellfire" wouldn't be on it.. I mean,let's start with the name.. I don't know if it's normal for a person to have a last name "Hellfire" ..
And whats up with the "Prue wanna-be" ? Does someone really wanna be like Prue? Come one people,get a life..!
Don't get me started with the guns.. I mean,i though it was a WITCH show,not "Prison break"
Then there is BARBAS! Great,like this episode could have gone better..
Prue dressed up all "slutty" and she thinks she looks all "Hell-on-fire" ...
So,"Ms. Hellfire" can get in the History of Worst episodes an American TV show could get!
In short, "Ms. Hellfire" = disaster
Team Prue
And whats up with the "Prue wanna-be" ? Does someone really wanna be like Prue? Come one people,get a life..!
Don't get me started with the guns.. I mean,i though it was a WITCH show,not "Prison break"
Then there is BARBAS! Great,like this episode could have gone better..
Prue dressed up all "slutty" and she thinks she looks all "Hell-on-fire" ...
So,"Ms. Hellfire" can get in the History of Worst episodes an American TV show could get!
In short, "Ms. Hellfire" = disaster
Team Prue
I’ve chosen Hell Hath No Fury. It’s not that it’s such an ‘adorable’ episode, but it’s one that I will remember and will recommend to people unfamiliar with Charmed. The episode holds a hysterical scene where Paige steals the show having her breasts grown out of proportion. And on the complete opposite there’s Piper, grieving her eldest sister’s death. I can’t help but loving Holly’s acting in this episode. And I can’t fight the tears when she breaks down. One of the most defining moments in Piper and Paige sister relationship is, according to me, when Paige tells Piper it’s okay to hate Prue for dying. And the scene with the brownies on the end was really nice.
Team Prue
Team Prue