Christian Bale: Hot or Not?
By Ted Berg

Christian Bale’s beauty cannot be put into words, but I will try.

That which does not kill Christian Bale only makes him hotter.

Before I expound, let me state for the record that I am a fiercely heterosexual man. I have engaged one woman to marry me and spend every morning on the subway attempting to engage several others in mutual eye contact. And it’s not because I am in any way nefarious. I am loyal; I just want women to acknowledge me in some small way because I find them mesmerizing. Achingly beautiful.

Just not quite as beautiful as Christian Bale....

Hi guys, I had seen a few movies with Christian Bale and here are my favourite movies.

1. Newsies

When I first saw this film, I did not know that he could sing and dance! However, he frequently talks about how he despise this film wholeheartedly.

2. Swing Kids

The funny thing is that after seeing Newsies, it was like he has taken over to the dark side as a Nazi. In the end, he came to regret about arresting his friend which is a very sad moment.

3. The Batman Trilogies

Surprisingly, he is the non-American actor to play the title character. I was really amazed playing my favourite DC Comic.

4....

THE DARK KNIGHT


Written by

Jonathan Nolan & Christopher Nolan



Story by

Christopher Nolan & David S. Goyer


Batman created by

Bob Kane





BURNING. Massive flames. A dark shape emerges- The BAT
SYMBOL. Growing. Filling the screen with BLACKNESS.

CUT TO:
DAYLIGHT. Moving over the towers of downtown Gotham...
Closing in on an office building... On a large window...
Which SHATTERS to reveal-

INT. OFFICE, HIGH RISE -- DAY

A man in a CLOWN MASK holding a SMOKING SILENCED PISTOL
ejects a shell casing. This is DOPEY. He turns to a second
man, HAPPY, also in clown mask, who steps forward with a
CABLE LAUNCHER, aims...