Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair Waldorf: Yes.
Nate Archibald: Absolutely.
Chuck Bass: No.
Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass: Okay, you're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding, while I was her date.
[looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald: Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair Waldorf: What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck Bass: I say let's get the bitch.
Chuck Bass: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
Chuck Bass: So we have every hangover cure known to man. Plus bagels. This should help soak up the alcohol.
Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: Yeah.
[Points at Chuck]
Blair Waldorf: I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
[looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald: Once.
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair Waldorf: You can tell us anything.
[Serena shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf: We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
Serena van der Woodsen: [looks at Blair, Nate, and Chuck] If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] We've seen you with vomit in your hair making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's; you don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: Yeah I had sex with him in the back of a limo
[points to Chuck]
Blair Waldorf: .
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding when I was her date. Once.
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass: Hey, what are you doing here?
Chuck Bass: Uh... I'm a big Leaky Hawk fan.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair Waldorf: Yes.
Nate Archibald: Absolutely.
Chuck Bass: No.
Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass: Okay, you're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding, while I was her date.
[looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald: Once.
Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair Waldorf: What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck Bass: I say let's get the bitch.
Chuck Bass: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
Chuck Bass: So we have every hangover cure known to man. Plus bagels. This should help soak up the alcohol.
Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald: C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: Yeah.
[Points at Chuck]
Blair Waldorf: I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
[looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald: Once.
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair Waldorf: You can tell us anything.
[Serena shakes her head]
Blair Waldorf: We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
Serena van der Woodsen: [looks at Blair, Nate, and Chuck] If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] We've seen you with vomit in your hair making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's; you don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald: She's right Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf: Yeah I had sex with him in the back of a limo
[points to Chuck]
Blair Waldorf: .
Chuck Bass: Several times.
Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding when I was her date. Once.
Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass: Hey, what are you doing here?
Chuck Bass: Uh... I'm a big Leaky Hawk fan.
