I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
Comment if you want more!! :D
For about an hour or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a skirt that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you love someone, but then you meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing more powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the bear droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
Comment if you want more!! :D
Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The Month more popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each month I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the articles is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the articles from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the articles is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the articles from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!