Disney Princess Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already given Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and said her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. Minutes later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then Queen Leah took a second look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... Queen Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw you in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the hill at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later by Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice fish to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

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Favorite Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown Results

posted by sweetie-94

Here are the results of the Favorite Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown, hope you'll enjoy it :)

16. The Vultures

I was expecting them to leave a few rounds later, but there's not doubt about why they left at this point, most users said that they where creepy.

I watched this the other day and I absolutely despise them. Ugh (Mongoose09)
Boring (Jessikaroo)
I like the vultures, actually! (rythmicmagic)
they have no purpose in the movie (pretty_angel92)
They´re only creepy. (CodyVenusTrent)
Nothing special about them. (MissAngelPaws)
I get why the vultures are there, they add to...

DP Mothers

posted by SweetPea2007

It is Mothers Day so I did a countdown Poll for the best DP Mother. I am a little tired but want to finish this tonight so I am not going to get as detailed as I wanted. Let us get started with the worst Mother.

#13 Queen Grimmhilde

Snow Whites Step mother was a horrible woman who most likely killed her husband, was standoffish and uppity to her step-daughter, and eventually went from ignoring the child to wanting her dead when the girl became too "pretty".

"Definitely! At least Tremaine and Gothel has no plans to kill their stepdaughters. Plus she treated Snow White as a rat, dress her like...

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My Least Prettiest to Prettiest Princess list.

posted by LatinoLollipops

I didn't know what to put here.

I apologize for any spelling mistakes, this is my first article and I hope you won't be totally bored trying to get through the first princess paragraph. I'm sorry if your eye's melt out of their sockets but I'm sure you can push through reading and absorbing each word.. or you could just scan through haha. I was also very lazy with collecting photos and editing them so they look like rubbish. Sorry.

11. Merida, she is probably the most hideous female creation to have ever been created by the Pixar studios. Yes, her hair is nice.. nice that's it? If you shaved it all of she would be ugly as...

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Favorite DP Moments

posted by JNTA1234

The Legendary Princesses

I've been wanting to do this for a long time. So, here you go, my favorite moment from each Disney Princess film. Here are the ground rules.
1.The princess has to be in the scene. Obviously Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty will have to suffer for that.
2.They can't be musical numbers. Otherwise this entire article would be nothing but songs.

Snow White runs away
The scene was so creepy, it creeps me out to this day and I love it. The dark and frightening imagery, it gives me chills. After surviving an attempt at murder, Snow White runs off in fear to the forest where she lets her imagination run wild....

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My favorite (and least favorite) Disney Princess outfits

posted by magicfairydust

Disney Princesses have some of the prettiest clothes ever, and here's a list of the ones that I think are the best on each one.

10. Tiana
Well, I'm not a huge fan of Tiana's clothes. Probably my favorite outfit on her is her green dress in the forest wedding. The color is lovely and it has a pretty shape. What kills it for me is the EXTREME PUFFINESS of it. It's just so huge I would HATE to walk around in that. It does make her figure look very flattering though. My least favorite outfit of her's would be her white wedding dress. Yupp, some people seem to like this one but I for one, think it's...

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The Language of Flowers: Belle

posted by Swanpride

Someone in the Disney merchandise department seems to have decided that Belle’s flower is the rose – a decision I don’t really agree with. Yes, I know, the rose is featured very prominently in the movie. But it’s not really a symbol for Belle; it’s a symbol the need of the Beast to find true love. Which is, btw, the meaning of red roses: True Love. Seeing Belle as the rose, she would be symbolically under glass for the whole movie, and that doesn’t suit her character at all. In fact, shortly after the Beast puts the glass over his rose possessively, Belle flees from the castle....

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Best unofficial Disney Princess friendship.

posted by ellie53

Article counting down the favourite unofficial disney princess friendship, which were created by these picks:
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7. Tiana and Belle

Not really surprising that this friendship was the first to leave as imo, these two princess have next to nothing in common. Tiana is very grounded and head strong whereas Belle is a bit of a dreamer and chases fairytales.

'I don't see this happening at all!'- Tigressfan10689

'I cannot see this happening at all! Really!'-ajotma

'I seriously can't imagine Belle and Tiana together being friends...'- JediWaterBender

6.Mulan and...

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Favorite Disney Princess (People's view)

posted by PrincessLD

Disney Princesses

Hey!I know that is been hundreds of articles about who is the most favorite Disney favorite princess, but I like to start my first article about this.If you see an error in spelling or grammar,I am sorry but I am not a first english speaking. Don't be too bad with me. This is my first article, but give advise to improve for the next article. And Thank You for the people who help me with this survey.

10. Snow White

Princess Snow White (1937)

The first Disney movie and princess is the least favorite princess in this year. Back in 1937,this movia had a lot of sucess. This princess is too innocent,...

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Best Disney Princess hair style countdown: places 21-30

posted by BelleAnastasia

Here's the third article for the Best Disney Princess hair style countdown. It covers the places from 21 to 30. Enjoy!

Read the Best Disney Princess hair style countdown: places 41-51 article link
Read the Best Disney Princess hair style countdown: places 31-40 article link

30. Cinderella - loose

Well, this hair style is not really that bad. But there's nothing special about it either. I personally don't like it that much because her hair looks really plastic.

It looks funny to me :P - callejahLUVSed

Cinderella's hair looks strange. - simmuska

Cinderella's hair was just plain boring when worn...

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My favorite Disney Princesses (Top 7)

posted by magicfairydust

Every girl grew up with them, we all dreamed of being one <3

I love ALL the disney princesses but these are my favorites.
7. Sleeping Beauty (Aurora/Briar Rose)
Ahhh the lovely Briar Rose, many times haled as the most beautiful of all the disney princesses. She's very nice and pretty....and nice...ok so she doesn't do much. That's why she's ranked lower but I still love her! She's such a classic and iconic princess. Some people argue that she only shows up in 18 minutes of the actual film but thats the point! She's SLEEPING beauty. Besides, she has like the best wardrobe ever.

oh my, this better not be that weird lipstick wearing guy in snow white.......

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Fanpop's Disney Dreamcast: Supporting Characters (Part 1)

posted by chesire

After a few weeks I've finally made part 1 of the dreamcast for the supporting characters.

I'm losing my touch here so I didn't put much effort in making these images. And I've had a hard time finding pictures to edit. I hope it's still good though.

So as of September 26, 2011, here's what the fans voted:

1. link and link
The fans voted: Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone

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The fans voted: Betty White

3. link
The fans voted: Ashley Tisdale

4. link
The fans voted: Olivia Wilde

5. link
The fans voted: Alex Meraz

So these are all for now, my personal favorite here is Olivia Wilde...

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*~Disney Princess Romantic Moments Countdown Results~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life

I originally wrote this article a year ago, which was obviously before Tangled was released. This countdown was much longer; I included 26 moments in this one, and only 9 in the last. I wanted to make sure ALL of the "romantic" moments were included!

26. Mulan: Would You Like To Stay For Dinner?

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. ~Author Unknown

As great as a movie as Mulan is, the only thing missing from it is romance...which is sort of a no-brainer...

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*~Best Disney Princess Singer Countdown Results~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

9. Snow White

Snow White may be adorable, sweet and charming, but when she sings, glass breaks, dogs bark and car alarms are set off. I love her...she is precious, but her singing voice is a bit high for my tastes, and apparently all of yours, since she came in last place.

"Even thought I've grown to like Snow's voice, it still gives me a headache when she sings I'm Wishing." -VGfan30

"I love Snow White's voice too it's sweet and charming. It's not one of my favorites but it's really pretty I love how she hits those high notes." -KataraLover

"I don't think Snow White's is awful, it just definitely...

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The Backstory of Eugene Fitzherbert, "Tangled" Fanfiction, Chapter 3.

posted by TotallyMe105

A/N: I think this is actually the part of the story that I thought up
first, this basically inspired this whole story and turned it into what
it is, and it also explains why Eugene became Flynn Rider. I hope
you enjoy! And thank you so much for the review! Please review
this story and give me any suggestions or share any comments
you have.

Disclamer: I don't own "Tangled" or the characters, they belong to
Disney.

Weeks passed and Eugene had finally got the hang of stealing.
He would go up to the random carts on the street and grab everything
he could, then run away as fast as his little legs could carry...

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Beauty and the Beast: My Favorite Scenes

posted by TotallyMe105

Since Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney film, I wanted to write about a few of my favorite scenes.

#8:Shes Being Difficult!

I love this scene because suddenly this monsterous Beast is being childish. Also this is the first banter you see between the Beast and Belle, you also get to see how desperatly the castle staff is trying to get him to be polite and get the girl to fall in love with him.

#7: The Library:

When the Beast presents Belle the library and shares his desperate attempts to win her heart to cogsworth and lumiere you just want to go "Awwww" the look on his face...

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Best Disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown: Rankings 21 to 11

posted by firegirl1515

Having gotten rid of the major disaster outfits in part one of this countdown, we move on to the middle outfits. These are the outfits that are really on the fence. They were okay, but not quite right, just like some of the sequels they came from. Let's see what the fans have to say about our Middle Eleven sequel outfits:

Cinderella 2- Blue Ballgown

21) Cinderella's Blue Ballgown

"it's too puffy, the diamond-shaped thing doesn't work, and her hair and necklace, which alone or with a different outfit would work, only make it worse." ~percyandpotter

"I've changed my mind. I think this one is...

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Best and Worst Disney Song Remakes

posted by misssy

Worst

3. If I Never Knew You (Pocahontas) by the Cheetah Girls
Although this song was cut from the original release of Pocahontas, in the special edition version, Disney decided to put this song back in. It was said that this song did not make it in the film because during a special screening, children found it boring. I completely disagree. I think it's one of the most beautiful songs ever. Unfortunately, the Cheetah Girls ruined the song. Not to say that they're bad singers because they can sing, just not this song. They took away from the original magic. It's a song of such love and passion...

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Top 10 best hairstyles (Results of the best princess's hairstyle countdown)

posted by cromulanfav

Another bun, yay!

10.Tiana's bun from building site
Many people dislike this hairstyle, I have no idea why. Maybe because they, I don't know, wanted to see her hair LOOSE at once. But no, we got another - BUN, yay!

And the person who was really persistent to eliminate this one is: TigerRanma, so I gonna include some of her comments for this one.

"If you don't like my bun, one out of 20, I will kick you with this hammer"

"I don't like buns that much. She's dressed all casual in this scene. Would've been nice to see it loose here for a change instead of all the buns."

"No...

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My morals from Disney Princess movies

posted by LisaForde

Love can happen

Disney Princess Morals (My favourites)

Ok so here are my favourite morals from my favourite princess movies from Disney.
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 The Little Mermaid

Moral: Never trust a sea hag for getting love

The Little Mermaid is my all time favourite childhood movie since I was like 7. What I really like about this movie is that Ariel is a love struck mermaid who falls in love with a handsome sailor. The whole message to this movie for the audience is that true love is powerful.

#2 Enchanted

Moral: True love can happen in both reality and fiction/being optimistic is important.

Ok so this wasn’t added...

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My Favourite Disney Princesses (ppv)

posted by ppv

A lot of fans have already written their articles about their favourites princesses, and I thought that I could write too! Why not?
The only one problem is my English, but I'm sure you will be kind to me, don't judge me too strictly.
Oh yes, please don't be rude if your opinion is not the same, because I'm going to be very polite, I hope we'll understand each other.

Well, my list from the least favourite Disney Princess to the most:

Ariel
And then there is the youngest in her musical debut
Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you
To sing a song Sebastian wrote, her voice is like...