I was young, I was beautiful, I was hot, but then I was not. But with the sound of song and the touch of hair my beauty was renewed. I was renewed, I was young, I was hot, I was Mother Gothel. Cut! Those weren't your lines! Mother Gothel, this movie is about Rapunzel not you! Okay, directors, let's get one thing straight, I'm running this show! I need to be everyone's favorite character, and I can't be the best villain without a back story. So, let me talk, or else.... Okay, okay, sheesh. As I was saying that flower was my savior. My favorite possession. My everything. I needed that flower, for it kept me sane. I needed to be beautiful. I just needed to be. Why? One might ask. Well it's a dark story full of beauty, death, destruction, and Gothel. I was the age of twenty seven, the most beautiful girl in town. The boys were amazed at my risky dress, showing off my knees. Ooh hoo hoo, was that a hoot! It was the fun life, until one day. One evil day when my life was ruined. Celine from down the dirt road got a nose job and became the most beautiful girl in town! I was so humiliated that I vowed to live forever to show her I was the superior woman! Now who's laughing! Well, not me, nothing funny happened, but that's not the point. CUT! That's the back story? That's pathetic! Moving on, cut it out of the movie Oh boys, boys! Mother Gothel knows best, haven't you heard the song? The movie will have the back story or else! Gothel died a tragic death of old age, before the movie aired, so we didn't include this. May she rest in peace....with Celine.....hahahahahah

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