Hey everybody, during this time when we're supposed to give thanks and be thankful for what we have, I thought what not better way to celebrate than to insult all of the princesses clothes! What could be a better way to celebrate the Christmas cheer! So without further ado, let's gooo! (I'm not including Anna and Elsa because 1. I'm lazy, 2. they're not coronated yet, and 3. #yolo.)
11. Ariel
Sorry Ariel, but I really don't like your wardrobe. I don't love any of her outfits, and it just seems every color she wears clashes with her red hair. They also seem too poofy and don't look too comfortable.
Favorite Outfit: Blue Town Outfit (I was tempted to put rags)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Dress (it doesn't look good against her hair color)
10. Belle
Belle and Ariel at the bottom of my list, that never happens! I really feel bad because I feel they're at the bottom of nearly all my lists; favorites, singing voice, beauty, animation, but I really do think Belle deserves here. I don't really like any of her outfits very much and find her main gold dress extremely overrated.
Favorite Outfit: Blue Town Outfit (also her green outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Gold Ballgown (just looks very heavy and awkward)
9. Mulan
Mulan really doesn't have any "wow" outfits, but all of her stuff seems comfortable and casual. None of her clothes clash with her, and I love the traditional clothing she wears. She probably would've been higher if we didn't see her in the war for the majority of the movie.
[i] Favorite Outfit: Blue Outfit (wow three blue outfits in a row! I must love that color)
Least Favorite Outfit: Armor (...ehh)
8. Rapunzel
This is where the list starts getting a bit more difficult. Rapunzel has a nice wardrobe, but that's all it is, nice. Her outfits are the most detailed out of all the princesses, though at times they can look a bit costumey, and they're just missing that "wow" factor.
Favorite Outfit: Pink End Outfit (I like the color better)
Least Favorite Outfit: Purple Outfit (the color looks a bit elementary to me)
7. Pocahontas
Well, sadly Poca only has one outfit, but that one outfit is great! I was tempted to put her higher, but I couldn't let the princesses with a larger variety of outfits go before her! Her outfit is very practical and comfortable, and fits her setting nicely.
Favorite Outfit: Forest Dress (simplistic, yet unique)
Least Favorite Outfit: n/a
6. Cinderella
Cinderella has an amazing wardrobe! All of her outfits are very nice and unique, with one show stopper dress. I really don't have any complaints with her wardrobe other than I just like the top 5 better than her's.
Favorite Outfit: Silver Ballgown (this and the wedding dress, both are beautiful)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Dress (picking a least favorite was difficult, since I really do love this dress)
5. Merida
Merida! I was surprised to have Merida so high at first, but I see that she really does deserve this spot. Unlike Ariel, her red hair doesn't clash with any of her outfits, which is an achievement in itself. Also, all of her outfits are very simplistic and comfy (well maybe not the light blue one), but look elegant as well.
Favorite Outfit: Light Blue Outfit (also the black outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Dark Green Outfit (I love them all)
4. Jasmine
I really love Jasmine's wardrobe! I love how it's so unique and how all of her outfits look very comfortable yet elegant as well. I think all of her outfits are great colors, and the design of all of them are so simple yet refreshing.
Favorite Outfit: Red Slave Outfit (red really fits her)
Least Favorite Outfit: Main green/blue one (it looks nice, but I prefer her others)
3. Tiana
Tiana is the princess with the biggest wardrobe, so it's only natural she's so high! I love all of her outfits, and love how she has work clothes, dresses, wedding gowns, and more all in one wardrobe. Honestly my top 3 are all basically tied now that I think of it.
Favorite Outfit: Orange Outfit (also the white dream outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Yellow Work Outfit (I don't like the color)
2. Aurora
I bet you were thinking she'd be first! Well, when I first started making this, I thought she'd be first too, but then I looked at my real number one and realized I loved her wardrobe a little bit better. All of Aurora's outfits are very elegant, simplistic, structured, and have nice colors (well maybe not the pink one).
Favorite Outfit: Forest Dress (my favorite DP outfit of all time)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Ballgown (make it BLUE!)
1. Snow White
Snow White! Hopefully I'm not alone in thinking that Snow White has the best wardrobe! It's just so cute and all of the outfits are just so iconic and just work with her so well! Honestly I love both of her outfits sooo much and they're both definitely in my top 10 favorite DP outfits! Snow definitely deserves top spot on my list!
[i] Favorite Outfit: Working Rags (I loveeee it!)
Least Favorite Outfit: Red Blue Yellow Dress (I loveeee it!)
So there's my list! Thank you all so much for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Sorry for the lack of pictures, but tbh I was really lazy and didn't feel like searching for good pictures. Merry Christmas!
11. Ariel
Sorry Ariel, but I really don't like your wardrobe. I don't love any of her outfits, and it just seems every color she wears clashes with her red hair. They also seem too poofy and don't look too comfortable.
Favorite Outfit: Blue Town Outfit (I was tempted to put rags)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Dress (it doesn't look good against her hair color)
10. Belle
Belle and Ariel at the bottom of my list, that never happens! I really feel bad because I feel they're at the bottom of nearly all my lists; favorites, singing voice, beauty, animation, but I really do think Belle deserves here. I don't really like any of her outfits very much and find her main gold dress extremely overrated.
Favorite Outfit: Blue Town Outfit (also her green outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Gold Ballgown (just looks very heavy and awkward)
9. Mulan
Mulan really doesn't have any "wow" outfits, but all of her stuff seems comfortable and casual. None of her clothes clash with her, and I love the traditional clothing she wears. She probably would've been higher if we didn't see her in the war for the majority of the movie.
[i] Favorite Outfit: Blue Outfit (wow three blue outfits in a row! I must love that color)
Least Favorite Outfit: Armor (...ehh)
8. Rapunzel
This is where the list starts getting a bit more difficult. Rapunzel has a nice wardrobe, but that's all it is, nice. Her outfits are the most detailed out of all the princesses, though at times they can look a bit costumey, and they're just missing that "wow" factor.
Favorite Outfit: Pink End Outfit (I like the color better)
Least Favorite Outfit: Purple Outfit (the color looks a bit elementary to me)
7. Pocahontas
Well, sadly Poca only has one outfit, but that one outfit is great! I was tempted to put her higher, but I couldn't let the princesses with a larger variety of outfits go before her! Her outfit is very practical and comfortable, and fits her setting nicely.
Favorite Outfit: Forest Dress (simplistic, yet unique)
Least Favorite Outfit: n/a
6. Cinderella
Cinderella has an amazing wardrobe! All of her outfits are very nice and unique, with one show stopper dress. I really don't have any complaints with her wardrobe other than I just like the top 5 better than her's.
Favorite Outfit: Silver Ballgown (this and the wedding dress, both are beautiful)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Dress (picking a least favorite was difficult, since I really do love this dress)
5. Merida
Merida! I was surprised to have Merida so high at first, but I see that she really does deserve this spot. Unlike Ariel, her red hair doesn't clash with any of her outfits, which is an achievement in itself. Also, all of her outfits are very simplistic and comfy (well maybe not the light blue one), but look elegant as well.
Favorite Outfit: Light Blue Outfit (also the black outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Dark Green Outfit (I love them all)
4. Jasmine
I really love Jasmine's wardrobe! I love how it's so unique and how all of her outfits look very comfortable yet elegant as well. I think all of her outfits are great colors, and the design of all of them are so simple yet refreshing.
Favorite Outfit: Red Slave Outfit (red really fits her)
Least Favorite Outfit: Main green/blue one (it looks nice, but I prefer her others)
3. Tiana
Tiana is the princess with the biggest wardrobe, so it's only natural she's so high! I love all of her outfits, and love how she has work clothes, dresses, wedding gowns, and more all in one wardrobe. Honestly my top 3 are all basically tied now that I think of it.
Favorite Outfit: Orange Outfit (also the white dream outfit)
Least Favorite Outfit: Yellow Work Outfit (I don't like the color)
2. Aurora
I bet you were thinking she'd be first! Well, when I first started making this, I thought she'd be first too, but then I looked at my real number one and realized I loved her wardrobe a little bit better. All of Aurora's outfits are very elegant, simplistic, structured, and have nice colors (well maybe not the pink one).
Favorite Outfit: Forest Dress (my favorite DP outfit of all time)
Least Favorite Outfit: Pink Ballgown (make it BLUE!)
1. Snow White
Snow White! Hopefully I'm not alone in thinking that Snow White has the best wardrobe! It's just so cute and all of the outfits are just so iconic and just work with her so well! Honestly I love both of her outfits sooo much and they're both definitely in my top 10 favorite DP outfits! Snow definitely deserves top spot on my list!
[i] Favorite Outfit: Working Rags (I loveeee it!)
Least Favorite Outfit: Red Blue Yellow Dress (I loveeee it!)
So there's my list! Thank you all so much for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Sorry for the lack of pictures, but tbh I was really lazy and didn't feel like searching for good pictures. Merry Christmas!
Reading some of the comments, I realized there's much thing that people are wrong about princesses, well, at least I think they're wrong, so in association with princesslullaby, JonnaSe, lepetitsouris and CureDiana I tried to cover them as objective as possible. Thanks princesslullaby for awesome pictures.
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Snow White
*She is stupid (for taking the apple, running away, going into a stranger's house...)
It's unfair making such a big deal out of it considering other princess didworse things.
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Snow White
*She is stupid (for taking the apple, running away, going into a stranger's house...)
It's unfair making such a big deal out of it considering other princess didworse things.
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If I get annoying just talking about Pocahontas, then don't read this article. I won't mind. If you would like to know my opinions, then continue. From John Smith to the movie itself, I will say what's on my mind. In fact, I'm watching John Smi----I mean, Pocahontas right now!
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Pocahontas
Ah, the Native American Beauty. She doesn't quite look Native American, does she? I agree. Well, that's because she wasn't modeled after a Native American!
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If I get annoying just talking about Pocahontas, then don't read this article. I won't mind. If you would like to know my opinions, then continue. From John Smith to the movie itself, I will say what's on my mind. In fact, I'm watching John Smi----I mean, Pocahontas right now!
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I love her eyes.
Ah, the Native American Beauty. She doesn't quite look Native American, does she? I agree. Well, that's because she wasn't modeled after a Native American!
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Since I have to leave for a while, I figured I would go ahead and publish what I have written so far for my Cinderella Countdown. When I come back, I will finish it!
20. The Glass Slipper- The King demands that the Grand Duke find Cinderella
The King is absolutely furious when he finds out that the "Mystery Girl" ran away. He calmed down once he found out about the glass slipper she left behind, and instucted the Grand Duke to try it on every girl in the Kingdom.
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20. The Glass Slipper- The King demands that the Grand Duke find Cinderella
You'll try this on every maid in my kingdom. And, if the shoe fits... Bring her in.
The King is absolutely furious when he finds out that the "Mystery Girl" ran away. He calmed down once he found out about the glass slipper she left behind, and instucted the Grand Duke to try it on every girl in the Kingdom.
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My opinion on which princess are hot and which aren't. Basically a list on who I would bang.
10. Snow White.
She's a munter.
I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.
9. Cinderella.
She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.
8. Mulan....
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10. Snow White.
She's a munter.
I suppose that's a bit harsh but she has the least bangability out of the all. She's just way too young, innocent and, to be honest, annoying to even consider. And she's not in anyway hot.
9. Cinderella.
She's pretty but she doesn't have any features to be considered "hot" in my opinion. She doesn't have a hot face. She doesn't have a hot body. And she doesn't have any personal qualities that make her bangable. Plus she'd probably run away half way through.
8. Mulan....
#5 Pocahontas: First up is Pocahontas and one quote or that I love is the one where John Smith says to Pocahontas ‘No matter what happens I will always be with you forever’. ‘Pocahuntas look at me I would rather die tomorrow then live a thousand yea
10.Ariel's purple sparkly dress
This dress marks a beautiful transformation in Ariel's life. She started out with a dull life and longed for more, and ended up becoming exactly who she wanted to be. This dress just glows with Ariel's happiness. But a lot of people found it just a tad too sparkly.
9.Belle's blue dress
This dress defines Belle really well. It's pretty but simple, just like Belle is. It's not glitzy or glamorous, but it's good for it's purpose and it's still pretty, just like Belle. It's not too fancy to run through fields or take a stroll through town, but it still catches...
Who will be the most beautiful of all the non-princess?
I proudly present the results of the polls and comments.
20) Andrina (The Little Mermaid)
The first daughter of Triton to go, although in my opinion she is not the least beautiful. Her short hair and pointed features didn't seem to please fanpop.
-KataraLover: she's ugly and looks like a boy.
-Swanpride: Andrina is by far the plainest of Ariel's sisters.
19)Alana (The Little Mermaid)
Blue eyes with dark hair sounds prettier than the result we get in Alana. She easily followed her sister in the countdown.
-BelleAnastasia: She's so plain!
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20) Andrina (The Little Mermaid)
The first daughter of Triton to go, although in my opinion she is not the least beautiful. Her short hair and pointed features didn't seem to please fanpop.
-KataraLover: she's ugly and looks like a boy.
-Swanpride: Andrina is by far the plainest of Ariel's sisters.
20.Andrina: The boyish mermaid
19)Alana (The Little Mermaid)
Blue eyes with dark hair sounds prettier than the result we get in Alana. She easily followed her sister in the countdown.
-BelleAnastasia: She's so plain!
19.Alana: Second mermaid...
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I haven't done a princess rant in a long time, so let's get the ball rolling again with Pocahontas.
First of all as much as I love the film Pocahontas it is easy to see why history buffs would find this movie frustrating. Disney took a story that was perfectly fine the way it was and made borderline unnecessary changes to it. In real life Pocahontas and John Smith were never involved romantically, their bond was more of a sibling relationship and Poca was also very much underage. This is just to name afew quite frankly pointless changes to the story. But then again, I can't really blame...
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First of all as much as I love the film Pocahontas it is easy to see why history buffs would find this movie frustrating. Disney took a story that was perfectly fine the way it was and made borderline unnecessary changes to it. In real life Pocahontas and John Smith were never involved romantically, their bond was more of a sibling relationship and Poca was also very much underage. This is just to name afew quite frankly pointless changes to the story. But then again, I can't really blame...
The rankings list for the ten lowest places in the Best Disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown. I know I didn't have to do this, but hey, Disney did a pretty good job on the clothes in their sequels, even if the sequels suck. Thanks to cromulanfav for the idea of doing a sort of "honorable mentions" list!
31) Jasmine's Peacock Outfit
"This is just completely gross." ~Straggy
"This is weird..." ~AllegroGiocoso
"No, no, no!!" ~becca85
30) Cinderella's Fancy Pink Dress
"This is just so bad. I mean a lot...
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Disney Princess Enchanted Tales- Jasmine's Peacock Outfit
31) Jasmine's Peacock Outfit
"This is just completely gross." ~Straggy
"This is weird..." ~AllegroGiocoso
"No, no, no!!" ~becca85
Cinderella 2- Fancy Pink Dress
30) Cinderella's Fancy Pink Dress
"This is just so bad. I mean a lot...
