Hello everybody, I just wanted to inform that this article is completely my personal option. There is absolutely no need to have a hissy fit if my opinion doesn’t conform to yours. Feel free to comment what your own ranking is if you wish. Anyways, let’s get on with this ranking.
“I’m a boy with long hair.”
Merida is one of the most hideous animated females ever. She just screams ugly, unfeminine and manliness. She is the epitome of what’s wrong with strong female characters (or just females in general). Her head shape is hideous and makes her look like a boy wearing a wig. Her body is plain and boring. The biggest complaint I have with her is her attitude. She doesn’t know her place and speaks her mind. This is highly unattractive in females. Merida needs to sit down and let the men talk.
“Am I pleasing the feminists yet?”
Another female character that showcases why I despise the feminist agenda. Mulan is okay looking. She has weird eyes but pretty hair. I also want to mention that she CUTS HER OWN HAIR! That is absolutely disgraceful for a woman to do! It is very unattractive in my opinion. Point is, very plain and not the most feminine, but at least she isn’t ugly like Merida. Though she does have ugly man brows. Problem is, her pathetic alpha female attitude. I hate it when some ‘women’ think they are above or equal to men. I also hate the fact that Mulan disguises herself as a boy and decides that she will be a warrior! I could rant on about how bad that is for women and lowers there worth but I have no time for it.
“I look like a curvy fish.”
Unpopular opinion, but I am REVOLTED by Pocahontas body. It’s too masculine and athletic which isn’t a beautiful trait for a woman to posses. It’s way more appealing for a woman to have a curvy yet soft body. Her hair is pretty but very plain and flat. Her jawline also repulses me since it’s very manly. She also has a poor attitude. I hate it when women speak up to men and that’s exactly what Pocahontas does. She’s okay at best to me. At worst she is a masculine woman that looks like a fish.
#11 Snow White
“I have a very good attitude. I just have bad looks.”
Such a shame, because I really adore Snow’s personality. She acts how all women should. She is submissive, naive, feminine, kind, gentle, nurturing and cleans the house. It’s just that her looks dragged her down. She does look feminine but is too young. Though I like young women, she almost looks like a little kid. She is also too old fashioned in terms of looks for my taste. I do enjoy her soft voice. She also has lovely eyes and nice lips. Her hair is short which is despicable for a woman to have. She is pretty and cute to me.
“I’m another generic feminist pleaser.”
Moana has the opposite issue to Snow White. She has excellent looks but an horrible attitude. Let’s get her looks out of the way. I love her wavy hair, it is very feminine and exotic. I also cherish the fact she has a belly showing but in a modest manner. Her eyes are very pretty and girly which I adore. My complaint, she acts manly. She is too outspoken, strong, energetic and witty. These are all highly gross things for a woman to be.
“I look hot but need to shut up when men around.”
Tiana bugs me for her alpha femaleness. Let’s start with the good, she has great looks and a very sexy voice. She has lovely eyelashes and her body type is what all women should strive to have. Her hair is okay. Her smile is fantastic. Now my complaints, she has a job which is unacceptable in women. At least her job is where she is cleaning and is serving others (mostly men thank goodness). She speaks her mind which is just utterly terrible for a women to do. She doesn’t seem easy to tame or break into submission unfortunately.
“I’m plain but okay.”
Anna is very sweet, bubbly, energetic (which sucks), and is overall very kind. I don’t mind these things in females. As long as they don’t disobey males then all is good. Anna doesn’t really impress me. Her looks are cute enough. Her personality is okay for a women to have. She’s okay at best to me.
“I am hot.”
Elsa is a big step up compared to her sister. She has astounding beauty. I love her white braided hair and her feminine eyes. Her figure is also the perfect body a woman can give to men. Her personality doesn’t worry me at all. She is a very vulnerable person so that makes her easier to make submissive. Her powers are a huge problem however. Through enough discipline from men, Elsa can become the perfect woman.
“I am a curvy fish!”
Now Ariel is a unique little one. Her looks are stunning. Her hair is brilliant and her big blue eyes are to die for. Her bright smile is also very lovely as well. Her rocking physique is what women need to aspire to have. Now, this may sound odd but hear me out. Ariel somewhat has a alpha female attitude. However, since she is young and very naive she is very easy to overpower. If I met her, I would force her into submission moulding her into a perfect woman for the perfect man.
“Epitome of psychical hotness.”
Now Jasmine is hot. Her physical beauty is perfect. She has gorgeous womanly eyes and long beautiful black hair. Jasmine has a smile that makes my heart melt. Her body is also top notch excellence. Her body attitude doesn’t bother me. In fact, it makes me feel powerful. Since Jasmine is very young, it would be very easy to force her to submit to my nature given authority as a man. She would be feisty at first, but that would make it more fun to slowly see her strong willed attitude dwindle down and die. I would kill to see Jasmine acting meek, kind, gentle, nurturing and submissive to me.
“The perfect beauty for the perfect man.”
Belle is the near the perfect woman. She is gentle, kind, nurturing, soft, beautiful, delicate and very feminine. Her lovely soft hazel eyes and creamy lips. That amazing figure puts me in a state of awe. What most feminists appear to force upon Belle is that she herself is strong. This couldn’t be further from the truth. She is very weak and vulnerable. She needed to be saved by the Beast. Belle never disrespects a man. Beast may be male but he isn’t a man, so he doesn’t count. Belle never disrespected Gastons authority. She accidentally made him fall down. The only problem is she reads books. This is a awful trait for a woman to own. Oh well, Belle was close to perfect.
“I am a pretty gal~”
What a gorgeous lil gal Punzie is. She has the best hair of all the Princesses without a doubt. Her big green eyes are filled with vulnerability it stirs me up in a good way. She has a amazing body to look at. While she does unfortunately read, she is very easy to force yourself upon thankfully. So I could easily break her without worry.
“I am perfect.”
Cindy is a gorgeous woman. She cleans, does house chores and is a servant. She is also kind, patient, obedient, soft, nurturing and is all what a woman should be. She never disobeys men which is fantastic. Her movie also shows that women need us men to save them which is a great message. Do I need say more? There is only one winner however…
“I am what women should strive to be.”
She is pitch perfect!!! Aurora is delicate, beautiful, nurturing, romantic, soft, kind, graceful, feminine, caring, submissive, quite and is what all women NEED to be!!! She needs a man to rescue her which is attractive. She doesn’t need to be broken by any man because she knows her place and purpose was for man. Her beauty is perfect as well! Her bouncy long hair and her violet delicate eyes. That feminine smile she has. Her captivating figure. Aurora’s voice is also perfection. She is truly the most beautiful of the Princesses.
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