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Hello everybody, I just wanted to inform that this article is completely my personal option. There is absolutely no need to have a hissy fit if my opinion doesn’t conform to yours. Feel free to comment what your own ranking is if you wish. Anyways, let’s get on with this ranking.


#14 Merida

“I’m a boy with long hair.”
“I’m a boy with long hair.”


Merida is one of the most hideous animated females ever. She just screams ugly, unfeminine and manliness. She is the epitome of what’s wrong with strong female characters (or just females in general). Her head shape is hideous and makes her look like a boy wearing a wig. Her body is plain and boring. The biggest complaint I have with her is her attitude. She doesn’t know her place and speaks her mind. This is highly unattractive in females. Merida needs to sit down and let the men talk.


#13 Mulan

“Am I pleasing the feminists yet?”
“Am I pleasing the feminists yet?”


Another female character that showcases why I despise the feminist agenda. Mulan is okay looking. She has weird eyes but pretty hair. I also want to mention that she CUTS HER OWN HAIR! That is absolutely disgraceful for a woman to do! It is very unattractive in my opinion. Point is, very plain and not the most feminine, but at least she isn’t ugly like Merida. Though she does have ugly man brows. Problem is, her pathetic alpha female attitude. I hate it when some ‘women’ think they are above or equal to men. I also hate the fact that Mulan disguises herself as a boy and decides that she will be a warrior! I could rant on about how bad that is for women and lowers there worth but I have no time for it.


#12 Pocahontas

“I look like a curvy fish.”
“I look like a curvy fish.”


Unpopular opinion, but I am REVOLTED by Pocahontas body. It’s too masculine and athletic which isn’t a beautiful trait for a woman to posses. It’s way more appealing for a woman to have a curvy yet soft body. Her hair is pretty but very plain and flat. Her jawline also repulses me since it’s very manly. She also has a poor attitude. I hate it when women speak up to men and that’s exactly what Pocahontas does. She’s okay at best to me. At worst she is a masculine woman that looks like a fish.


#11 Snow White

“I have a very good attitude. I just have bad looks.”
“I have a very good attitude. I just have bad looks.”


Such a shame, because I really adore Snow’s personality. She acts how all women should. She is submissive, naive, feminine, kind, gentle, nurturing and cleans the house. It’s just that her looks dragged her down. She does look feminine but is too young. Though I like young women, she almost looks like a little kid. She is also too old fashioned in terms of looks for my taste. I do enjoy her soft voice. She also has lovely eyes and nice lips. Her hair is short which is despicable for a woman to have. She is pretty and cute to me.


#10 Moana

“I’m another generic feminist pleaser.”
“I’m another generic feminist pleaser.”


Moana has the opposite issue to Snow White. She has excellent looks but an horrible attitude. Let’s get her looks out of the way. I love her wavy hair, it is very feminine and exotic. I also cherish the fact she has a belly showing but in a modest manner. Her eyes are very pretty and girly which I adore. My complaint, she acts manly. She is too outspoken, strong, energetic and witty. These are all highly gross things for a woman to be.


#9 Tiana

“I look hot but need to shut up when men around.”
“I look hot but need to shut up when men around.”


Tiana bugs me for her alpha femaleness. Let’s start with the good, she has great looks and a very sexy voice. She has lovely eyelashes and her body type is what all women should strive to have. Her hair is okay. Her smile is fantastic. Now my complaints, she has a job which is unacceptable in women. At least her job is where she is cleaning and is serving others (mostly men thank goodness). She speaks her mind which is just utterly terrible for a women to do. She doesn’t seem easy to tame or break into submission unfortunately.


#8 Anna

“I’m plain but okay.”
“I’m plain but okay.”


Anna is very sweet, bubbly, energetic (which sucks), and is overall very kind. I don’t mind these things in females. As long as they don’t disobey males then all is good. Anna doesn’t really impress me. Her looks are cute enough. Her personality is okay for a women to have. She’s okay at best to me.


#7 Elsa

“I am hot.”
“I am hot.”


Elsa is a big step up compared to her sister. She has astounding beauty. I love her white braided hair and her feminine eyes. Her figure is also the perfect body a woman can give to men. Her personality doesn’t worry me at all. She is a very vulnerable person so that makes her easier to make submissive. Her powers are a huge problem however. Through enough discipline from men, Elsa can become the perfect woman.


#6 Ariel

“I am a curvy fish!”
“I am a curvy fish!”


Now Ariel is a unique little one. Her looks are stunning. Her hair is brilliant and her big blue eyes are to die for. Her bright smile is also very lovely as well. Her rocking physique is what women need to aspire to have. Now, this may sound odd but hear me out. Ariel somewhat has a alpha female attitude. However, since she is young and very naive she is very easy to overpower. If I met her, I would force her into submission moulding her into a perfect woman for the perfect man.


#5 Jasmine

“Epitome of psychical hotness.”
“Epitome of psychical hotness.”


Now Jasmine is hot. Her physical beauty is perfect. She has gorgeous womanly eyes and long beautiful black hair. Jasmine has a smile that makes my heart melt. Her body is also top notch excellence. Her body attitude doesn’t bother me. In fact, it makes me feel powerful. Since Jasmine is very young, it would be very easy to force her to submit to my nature given authority as a man. She would be feisty at first, but that would make it more fun to slowly see her strong willed attitude dwindle down and die. I would kill to see Jasmine acting meek, kind, gentle, nurturing and submissive to me.


#4 Belle

“The perfect beauty for the perfect man.”
“The perfect beauty for the perfect man.”


Belle is the near the perfect woman. She is gentle, kind, nurturing, soft, beautiful, delicate and very feminine. Her lovely soft hazel eyes and creamy lips. That amazing figure puts me in a state of awe. What most feminists appear to force upon Belle is that she herself is strong. This couldn’t be further from the truth. She is very weak and vulnerable. She needed to be saved by the Beast. Belle never disrespects a man. Beast may be male but he isn’t a man, so he doesn’t count. Belle never disrespected Gastons authority. She accidentally made him fall down. The only problem is she reads books. This is a awful trait for a woman to own. Oh well, Belle was close to perfect.


#3 Rapunzel

“I am a pretty gal~”
“I am a pretty gal~”


What a gorgeous lil gal Punzie is. She has the best hair of all the Princesses without a doubt. Her big green eyes are filled with vulnerability it stirs me up in a good way. She has a amazing body to look at. While she does unfortunately read, she is very easy to force yourself upon thankfully. So I could easily break her without worry.


#2 Cinderella

“I am perfect.”
“I am perfect.”


Cindy is a gorgeous woman. She cleans, does house chores and is a servant. She is also kind, patient, obedient, soft, nurturing and is all what a woman should be. She never disobeys men which is fantastic. Her movie also shows that women need us men to save them which is a great message. Do I need say more? There is only one winner however…














#1 Aurora

“I am what women should strive to be.”
“I am what women should strive to be.”


She is pitch perfect!!! Aurora is delicate, beautiful, nurturing, romantic, soft, kind, graceful, feminine, caring, submissive, quite and is what all women NEED to be!!! She needs a man to rescue her which is attractive. She doesn’t need to be broken by any man because she knows her place and purpose was for man. Her beauty is perfect as well! Her bouncy long hair and her violet delicate eyes. That feminine smile she has. Her captivating figure. Aurora’s voice is also perfection. She is truly the most beautiful of the Princesses.


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Years have gone by and the Tremaine's had been blessed with two little girls. The elder daughter was named Drizella, after her late grandmother, the Lady Drizella Tremaine. She had curly brown hair, dark eyes, a pointy nose, thin red lips, and wore green a lot with a big blue boy in her hair. She wasn't very pretty but she wasn't ugly either, she was only plainly pretty. She resembled her late grandmother and a little bit from her mother. She also was also very much like her grandmother because of her snobbish attitude and love for the more superficial things in life. However, she didn't inherit...
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Astrological Zodiac Signs
Astrological Zodiac Signs
Okay so I have seen some articles (outside of this site) with "Disney Princess Astrology Signs" but I always feel like they are inaccurate, most likely made by people who are not as big DP fans as the people here. I also think they assign the DPs to specific astrology signs based on their image rather than the substance of the character (i.e. Making Ariel a Pisces just because she's a mermaid or Merida a Sagittarius just because she loves archery.) That being said, I used to love Astrology when I was a teenager, as I thought it was very neat and I have always loved the stars. I had a phase...
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Positive Messages
Positive Messages
As some of you might be able to tell, I have been in a very musical mood lately. Along those themes, I wanted to make 2 music countdowns: 1 for Songs and 1 for Scores. I love Disney's music, especially from the team of Alan Menken & Howard Ashman. I almost never like covers of DP songs by Disney Pop stars so unless otherwise mentioned, all versions here are the original ones from the film. Here are my rankings for favorite songs:

Honorary Mentions:
With A Smile & A Song - Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs (So positive and uplifting plus an excellent message.) "There's no use in grumbling...
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Okay so I have read multiple places on here that "Ariel just left her family for some guy she barely knew" and variations thereof. I coincidentally enough just watched this film within the last month and remember it very freshly so I would like to contribute my opinion on this matter. First though, I would like to remind people: These Disney Princess films do not take place in a modern time and setting. Most of them take place over a 100 years ago and are during a time when most people were dead by 40 and half weren't even making it that long. To put it in perspective, the equivalent of a woman...
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Hola!

For those of you who don't know me, I'm AprilGhost, and here is a list of people who, in my opinion, look like Disney princesses.

A few things, first:
1. I have not cast Pocahontas. This is partly because it is so hard to find Native American models/actresses, but also because she was a real person. I think it's insulting to dreamcast her.
2. Yes, some of these are, in fact, models. I'm not saying that these people should play the princesses; I'm just saying that that's how I imagine them.
3. I haven't dreamcasted Elsa or Merida since I can't find anyone who looks like them.

On with the list!...
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We all know the step-sister from Cinderella that ends up reforming in the sequels. However, many people seem to have criticisms about her because they feel that she shouldn't have been forgiven by Cinderella, there was nothing to show that she deserved to be redeemed, and that it's ridiculous that she got to be redeemed but Drizella didn't. First of all, I think I need to explain where this idea of Anastasia reforming came from. In the original Charles Perrault version of Cinderella, Cinderella's real name was actually Ella. When she became a servant she would sleep by the fireplace to keep...
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Okay, so I already did this, but with a different method. This time, I'll just be doing the regular way I always do it. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.

Enjoy the article! :)



13. Merida
In my opinion, she definitely isn't ugly, but she's not as pretty as the rest of the Disney Princesses here. First, I absolutely LOVE her curly red hair! It's absolutely gorgeous. I also love her eyes, they're very pretty, especially with the blue color to them. However, I do have a problem with her head. Her hair is...
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13. Snow White
Snow would definitely be higher on my list if her curls were more defined. I like the idea of her hair styled in a bob with a red bow. Unfortunately, that idea didn't come out too nicely to me.


12. Cinderella
Strawberry blonde is my favorite hair color and Cinderella's burnt orange hair color is no doubt uniquely gorgeous. Speaking of unique, so are her bangs but I can't say I really like them as they look like plastic to me.


11. Tiana
The little strands of curls that hang down are pretty cute. Although it doesn't look like you can do much with Tiana's hair but tie it...
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"There's no one else in the castle for me to interact with... wait, what?"
"There's no one else in the castle for me to interact with... wait, what?"
The first time I saw Frozen, I felt as bad for Elsa and Anna as anyone. After all, their parents chose to keep Anna's erased memories of her sister's powers, separated them by moving Elsa out of Anna's room, reduced the staff and shut the gates so no one could learn about Elsa's powers, etc. The girls grew up in a dark, mostly empty castle. Elsa was kept isolated from everyone with only her parents to constantly coach her, and Anna was kept isolated without anyone at all.

Then their parents died, leaving them not knowing how to get on without them. Elsa was the heir but could not rule since...
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I was looking through my articles and realised I didn't have an article in which I examined Ariel in depth. I decided to amend that by writing about a subject it's fun to think about - Ariel's pink dress.

Most fans can agree (I think) that the dress looks quite bad on Ariel. There are several reasons for this: the sleeves are ridiculously puffy and makes her arms look misshapen and the shaping of the skirt looks... Odd. I just think it's too puffy and big in general.

Another popular reason for the dress looking odd is that a red hair/pink dress combo doesn't work:


However, I...
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