We decided to write this article together because we have almost the exact same list.
9.Prince Charming
PL: Yea, whoever said Charming looked like a melted Ken doll, you're right. I just hope he doesn't have metal balls in his thighs to help his legs rotate like my Ken doll did. For someone who's supposed to be modeled after Gene Kelly, Gene's hotness did not pass along. Gene Kelly is a fine piece of ass, and Charming is just a piece of ass. Okay, okay maybe I'm exaggerating. TBH, I don't find any of the princes ugly. Charming is just incredibly plain and plastic looking. Basically the Heidi Montag of princes.
PPG:I think the reason I don't find him very attractive is that he is VERY plain. He almost appears too feminine in the first movie, and naturally for me it makes me go, "Ehhh...".
In the third movie though, he DOES look better, but even still, I don't think he looks very attractive. I don't like his hair; it makes me think of a young British boy.Anyway, to me he just looks very plain. Not very good, ugly hair, very feminine hands that he can grope and sexually abuse you with. O_o
8.The Prince
PL: Only slightly better looking than Charming because his face doesn't have that plastic look. Unfortunately, he just sort of looks like a butch lesbian. Albeit a cute one at that. One that can almost pass a man but hasn't quite boarded the cock boat. :D One that says "I want to look like a man, but I still want people to know I have a vagina." (I apologize for the vulgarities, but sometimes charm takes a backseat to humor, and I find it very hard to find a balance of both.) I do like his hair and his outfit, and he has nice eyes, it's just the "Night On The Town" lipstick that throws me off.
PPG:Well, Prince is okay, but he is also plain and very feminine looking. He looks more like a little boy than a man...but that makes sense, because Snow is very young too. He has that more innocent look, and because of that he doesn't really attract me.
7. Prince Phillip
PL: Well, let's knock the three classic princes out of the way. Why? Lack of character really. And I don't mean personality, though it certainly applies to two of them. I mean their faces. They have no depth or soul to them. Now, I can admit, Phillip is good looking, but in a very, very generic sort of way. I love him in the dungeon scene because his face actually has emotion and depth. In all the other scenes he's just sort of smiling cockily, and to be honest, cocky guys are a real turn off. That cocky expression is just a plastic mask for "I'm a douchebag". I like Phillip's hair, but I can't quite pinpoint why he's so low. Everything about his face is sharp and angular, there's no softness or realistic look to it. He has no lines on his face, and those often express emotion and character.
PPG: Phillip...he is cute, yet plain in a way. The only scene where he looks hot is the dungeon scene with Malificent. Personally, I do not like how Phillip looks so much because of the art style; it makes him and the other characters (except the plumper ones), really sharp in appearance. The style almost appears too harsh to me, and it hurts Phillip's hotness for me. His voice is okay, but I prefer other prince's voices more. Personality...meh, he bores me. This is why he is at the bottom; he is boring and generic to me, except he acts possessive when he tries to get Aurora.
6.Beast
PL: I really don't have much to say about the Beast except I don't find him as hideous as everyone else does. Maybe it's because he's spent the whole movie as a Beast so his human look is an improvement, or maybe I'm just really grateful he's turned human so Belle doesn't have to spend the rest of her life making out with someone thick and wooly. I like his eyes, his nose, his hair, and he has great shoulders *BIG GRIN*
PPG:I think the Beast is not so bad looking. Granted, I like him better as a beast, but oh well. I really like his body and how lean he is. Despite the terrible clothing he has when he transforms, you can see that he has a a nice figure under there. His eyes are beautiful and deep, allowing the viewer to see his soul. His voice is also nice, deep and rich. I think the only negative I really have is his hair. His hair color gives me issues because it was not the same color as his fur as a beast...so yeah, what the heck?
5.Aladdin
PL: I find Aladdin rather cute, in a boyish kind of way. He has a wonderful smile, and pretty eyes. I also rather like his body type; lean guys are always great, though I certainly don't mind some muscle as well. It's just the big beefy guys that are unattractive to me, and luckily I don't think any of the disney princes fit that bill. Anyway, Aladdin is really very boyishly cute, even though he looks about as arabian as I do. I absolutely adore his hair, and I love the way he runs his fingers through it and how messy-cute it is.
PPG:Okay, I consider Aladdin to be in the middle of my list. He's cute in a boyish way, but he is not hot, you know? He has a great physique, not too buff, lean and natural looking. His face is youthful and expressive, really cute. His hair is very nice, and he has a brilliant, radiant smile.He still appears to be really young, almost like a child though, which deducts some points from him in my book.
4. PL: John Smith
This is where the princes stop becoming cute and start being hot. I think John is just chiseled perfection. His looks differ from the other princes in that he doesn't have these giant eyes and huge smile. He's a little more realistic looking in that he has fairly normal sized eyes, imperfect hair (as in actually imperfect, not hot-imperfect), and he's got this masculine but pretty look about him. John Smith is just plain handsome, to use one word. I love when he's being carried out to his death sentence, how he's struggling...and ohe's getting all sweaty...and his hair gets messy...and his muscles keep flexing....he has a nice chest....
4. PPG: Shang
Shang is hot. He really is. I think he has one of the best bodies of the princes overall. His noble and selfless personality really attracts him to me. His voice, both speaking and singing, make me kind of swoon. It is authoritative and strong, yet...attractive. I'm not sure how to explain it, but it sounds really hot. XD I think the only drawback for me is his face. The features on his face are a bit sharp for my taste, but it is relatively minor compared to the rest of his looks.
3.PL: Shang
Heh heh heh. As you can see from the pictures of Shang I chose, there's a certain pattern I like. "I'll make a man out of you" is just one big cream fest for me. Now, normally, I try to seperate personality and looks when doing "hotness" ranks, because really, who cares about personality when a eye candy's involved? But Shang is an exception. His "I don't take any shit" personality really adds to his looks, they go hand in hand. Shang is fucking hot, really. His face looks a little off sometimes, but most of the time I love it. His body is drool worthy, and in real life I'd probably have to change my pants if I saw him.
3.PPG: Naveen
I find Naveen really attractive. First off, I love his voice, both singing and speaking. It makes me melt like butter, man. <3 His smile is incredibly charming and irresistible. He also has awesome hair...What is not attractive about this guy?! All of those ladies swooned in the movie when they saw him, so it is not very hard to see why! Haha! I guess the only drawback for me was how he was at the beginning, a ladies man, but the way that he changes throughout the movie makes me admire him and like him even more, because he is no longer a douchebag by then, and it makes him even more likeable.
2.PL: Naveen
ACHIDANZA!
I could just write that one word and it describes Naveen. What is there to say? Does anyone think he's unattractive? He has great hair, sexy style, awesome dance moves, and swagger from here to china. Now, I normally hate guys with an ego, but Naveen deserves to have one. Plus, he has an ego and he KNOWS it, and he rocks it. DAMN, that boy is fine.
2.PPG: John Smith
Okay, I really like the way that John looks because he was the first prince to really revolutionize a masculine look for the Princes. Yes, his features are sharp, but he pulls it off in a way that I like and appreciate. His voice is easily my favorite out of all of the princes, I just simply get lost in it. I love his badass, cocky attitude, in the beginning, and then you see him learn and change through Pocahontas, yet keep that cockiness and bravery with him throughout the movie. That really attracts me to him also. He is very easily on the eyes with a great face, and great body.
1.Eric
PL:
Once upon a time the god of all hotness existed. He was seriously the hottest god of all. Girls would literally die from hotness overload just looking at him. One day he got bored and a little lonely. "I wish I had a wife", he said. So he went to his brewery and concocted a wife, the goddess of all hotness, who was even hotter than he was. They lived together in incredibly hot bliss until they decided to have a baby. Together, they created a baby boy that grew into a young man that was hotter than both of them combined. He decided to go to earth to win all the pretty ladies of earth. He was enjoying his time on earth when suddenly, without warning, he returned home. His parents found him crying in his room on the clouds. "Why are you crying?" they asked. "Because there's someone even hotter than I am!" he sobbed. His parents didn't believe him and used their powers to look themselves. Sure enough, they saw a young man even hotter than their son was. The young man's name was Prince Eric. XD
PPG:
Eric is the type of guy who I want to marry, seriously. I am really attracted to black hair and blue eyes on a guy. He is perfect. <3 He is not feminine looking, yet he is not too sharp looking either. He has the most beautiful, sweetest baby blue eyes that can hypnotize you. He is so humble and sweet. He also loves adventure and exploring the seas Eric is also incredibly brave, taking a huge sacrifice to save Ariel by stabbing Ursula with the ship bow. It is really attractive to me. In other words, in my opinion, Eric is the definition of the perfect man for me in a cartoon. Too bad he is not real.
9.Prince Charming
PL: Yea, whoever said Charming looked like a melted Ken doll, you're right. I just hope he doesn't have metal balls in his thighs to help his legs rotate like my Ken doll did. For someone who's supposed to be modeled after Gene Kelly, Gene's hotness did not pass along. Gene Kelly is a fine piece of ass, and Charming is just a piece of ass. Okay, okay maybe I'm exaggerating. TBH, I don't find any of the princes ugly. Charming is just incredibly plain and plastic looking. Basically the Heidi Montag of princes.
PPG:I think the reason I don't find him very attractive is that he is VERY plain. He almost appears too feminine in the first movie, and naturally for me it makes me go, "Ehhh...".
In the third movie though, he DOES look better, but even still, I don't think he looks very attractive. I don't like his hair; it makes me think of a young British boy.Anyway, to me he just looks very plain. Not very good, ugly hair, very feminine hands that he can grope and sexually abuse you with. O_o
8.The Prince
PL: Only slightly better looking than Charming because his face doesn't have that plastic look. Unfortunately, he just sort of looks like a butch lesbian. Albeit a cute one at that. One that can almost pass a man but hasn't quite boarded the cock boat. :D One that says "I want to look like a man, but I still want people to know I have a vagina." (I apologize for the vulgarities, but sometimes charm takes a backseat to humor, and I find it very hard to find a balance of both.) I do like his hair and his outfit, and he has nice eyes, it's just the "Night On The Town" lipstick that throws me off.
PPG:Well, Prince is okay, but he is also plain and very feminine looking. He looks more like a little boy than a man...but that makes sense, because Snow is very young too. He has that more innocent look, and because of that he doesn't really attract me.
7. Prince Phillip
PL: Well, let's knock the three classic princes out of the way. Why? Lack of character really. And I don't mean personality, though it certainly applies to two of them. I mean their faces. They have no depth or soul to them. Now, I can admit, Phillip is good looking, but in a very, very generic sort of way. I love him in the dungeon scene because his face actually has emotion and depth. In all the other scenes he's just sort of smiling cockily, and to be honest, cocky guys are a real turn off. That cocky expression is just a plastic mask for "I'm a douchebag". I like Phillip's hair, but I can't quite pinpoint why he's so low. Everything about his face is sharp and angular, there's no softness or realistic look to it. He has no lines on his face, and those often express emotion and character.
PPG: Phillip...he is cute, yet plain in a way. The only scene where he looks hot is the dungeon scene with Malificent. Personally, I do not like how Phillip looks so much because of the art style; it makes him and the other characters (except the plumper ones), really sharp in appearance. The style almost appears too harsh to me, and it hurts Phillip's hotness for me. His voice is okay, but I prefer other prince's voices more. Personality...meh, he bores me. This is why he is at the bottom; he is boring and generic to me, except he acts possessive when he tries to get Aurora.
6.Beast
PL: I really don't have much to say about the Beast except I don't find him as hideous as everyone else does. Maybe it's because he's spent the whole movie as a Beast so his human look is an improvement, or maybe I'm just really grateful he's turned human so Belle doesn't have to spend the rest of her life making out with someone thick and wooly. I like his eyes, his nose, his hair, and he has great shoulders *BIG GRIN*
PPG:I think the Beast is not so bad looking. Granted, I like him better as a beast, but oh well. I really like his body and how lean he is. Despite the terrible clothing he has when he transforms, you can see that he has a a nice figure under there. His eyes are beautiful and deep, allowing the viewer to see his soul. His voice is also nice, deep and rich. I think the only negative I really have is his hair. His hair color gives me issues because it was not the same color as his fur as a beast...so yeah, what the heck?
5.Aladdin
PL: I find Aladdin rather cute, in a boyish kind of way. He has a wonderful smile, and pretty eyes. I also rather like his body type; lean guys are always great, though I certainly don't mind some muscle as well. It's just the big beefy guys that are unattractive to me, and luckily I don't think any of the disney princes fit that bill. Anyway, Aladdin is really very boyishly cute, even though he looks about as arabian as I do. I absolutely adore his hair, and I love the way he runs his fingers through it and how messy-cute it is.
PPG:Okay, I consider Aladdin to be in the middle of my list. He's cute in a boyish way, but he is not hot, you know? He has a great physique, not too buff, lean and natural looking. His face is youthful and expressive, really cute. His hair is very nice, and he has a brilliant, radiant smile.He still appears to be really young, almost like a child though, which deducts some points from him in my book.
4. PL: John Smith
This is where the princes stop becoming cute and start being hot. I think John is just chiseled perfection. His looks differ from the other princes in that he doesn't have these giant eyes and huge smile. He's a little more realistic looking in that he has fairly normal sized eyes, imperfect hair (as in actually imperfect, not hot-imperfect), and he's got this masculine but pretty look about him. John Smith is just plain handsome, to use one word. I love when he's being carried out to his death sentence, how he's struggling...and ohe's getting all sweaty...and his hair gets messy...and his muscles keep flexing....he has a nice chest....
4. PPG: Shang
Shang is hot. He really is. I think he has one of the best bodies of the princes overall. His noble and selfless personality really attracts him to me. His voice, both speaking and singing, make me kind of swoon. It is authoritative and strong, yet...attractive. I'm not sure how to explain it, but it sounds really hot. XD I think the only drawback for me is his face. The features on his face are a bit sharp for my taste, but it is relatively minor compared to the rest of his looks.
3.PL: Shang
Heh heh heh. As you can see from the pictures of Shang I chose, there's a certain pattern I like. "I'll make a man out of you" is just one big cream fest for me. Now, normally, I try to seperate personality and looks when doing "hotness" ranks, because really, who cares about personality when a eye candy's involved? But Shang is an exception. His "I don't take any shit" personality really adds to his looks, they go hand in hand. Shang is fucking hot, really. His face looks a little off sometimes, but most of the time I love it. His body is drool worthy, and in real life I'd probably have to change my pants if I saw him.
3.PPG: Naveen
I find Naveen really attractive. First off, I love his voice, both singing and speaking. It makes me melt like butter, man. <3 His smile is incredibly charming and irresistible. He also has awesome hair...What is not attractive about this guy?! All of those ladies swooned in the movie when they saw him, so it is not very hard to see why! Haha! I guess the only drawback for me was how he was at the beginning, a ladies man, but the way that he changes throughout the movie makes me admire him and like him even more, because he is no longer a douchebag by then, and it makes him even more likeable.
2.PL: Naveen
ACHIDANZA!
I could just write that one word and it describes Naveen. What is there to say? Does anyone think he's unattractive? He has great hair, sexy style, awesome dance moves, and swagger from here to china. Now, I normally hate guys with an ego, but Naveen deserves to have one. Plus, he has an ego and he KNOWS it, and he rocks it. DAMN, that boy is fine.
2.PPG: John Smith
Okay, I really like the way that John looks because he was the first prince to really revolutionize a masculine look for the Princes. Yes, his features are sharp, but he pulls it off in a way that I like and appreciate. His voice is easily my favorite out of all of the princes, I just simply get lost in it. I love his badass, cocky attitude, in the beginning, and then you see him learn and change through Pocahontas, yet keep that cockiness and bravery with him throughout the movie. That really attracts me to him also. He is very easily on the eyes with a great face, and great body.
1.Eric
PL:
Once upon a time the god of all hotness existed. He was seriously the hottest god of all. Girls would literally die from hotness overload just looking at him. One day he got bored and a little lonely. "I wish I had a wife", he said. So he went to his brewery and concocted a wife, the goddess of all hotness, who was even hotter than he was. They lived together in incredibly hot bliss until they decided to have a baby. Together, they created a baby boy that grew into a young man that was hotter than both of them combined. He decided to go to earth to win all the pretty ladies of earth. He was enjoying his time on earth when suddenly, without warning, he returned home. His parents found him crying in his room on the clouds. "Why are you crying?" they asked. "Because there's someone even hotter than I am!" he sobbed. His parents didn't believe him and used their powers to look themselves. Sure enough, they saw a young man even hotter than their son was. The young man's name was Prince Eric. XD
PPG:
Eric is the type of guy who I want to marry, seriously. I am really attracted to black hair and blue eyes on a guy. He is perfect. <3 He is not feminine looking, yet he is not too sharp looking either. He has the most beautiful, sweetest baby blue eyes that can hypnotize you. He is so humble and sweet. He also loves adventure and exploring the seas Eric is also incredibly brave, taking a huge sacrifice to save Ariel by stabbing Ursula with the ship bow. It is really attractive to me. In other words, in my opinion, Eric is the definition of the perfect man for me in a cartoon. Too bad he is not real.
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Well, it's about time I made part 2 of this article. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.
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Healing Incarnation
Even though it's quite short and basically sounds different every time Rapunzel sings it, I still included it, because there's ONLY 2 other songs, and one of them is a reprise! (I also included one other song too, we'll get to it later.) Anyways, I really like this song. It shows a nice soft side to Rapunzel's voice, which I like. Its a really sweet and charming song overall, but...
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Healing Incarnation
Even though it's quite short and basically sounds different every time Rapunzel sings it, I still included it, because there's ONLY 2 other songs, and one of them is a reprise! (I also included one other song too, we'll get to it later.) Anyways, I really like this song. It shows a nice soft side to Rapunzel's voice, which I like. Its a really sweet and charming song overall, but...
I woke up like this... FLAWLESS
