Guard: [after lighting the signal fire] Now all of China knows you're here.
Shan-Yu: [lights a flag on the fire] Perfect.
Imperial scout: The Emperor will stop you.
Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me.
[clutching the scout and holding him aloft]
Shan-Yu: By building his wall he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game.
Shan-Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!
The Emperor of China: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
Shan-Yu: Then you will kneel in *pieces*!
[Shan-Yu releases two captured Imperial scouts to give the Emperor a message]
Shan-Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message?
[Hun Archer draws back his bow and aims]
Hun Archer: One.
[to a pair of captured Imperial scouts]
Shan-Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army.
Shan-Yu: Looks like you're all out of ideas.
[he stabs at her with his sword; she dodges, catches the sword with the fan and twists it out of his hands]
Mulan: Not quite.
Shan-Yu: You took away my victory!
[Mulan's shoe hits his head]
Mulan: No!
[Shan-Yu faces Mulan]
Mulan: I did.
[she pulls back her hair so that Shan-Yu recognizes her]
Shan-Yu: The soldier from the mountains...
[Mulan runs off with Shan-Yu following]
Shan-Yu: [lights a flag on the fire] Perfect.
Imperial scout: The Emperor will stop you.
Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me.
[clutching the scout and holding him aloft]
Shan-Yu: By building his wall he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game.
Shan-Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!
The Emperor of China: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
Shan-Yu: Then you will kneel in *pieces*!
[Shan-Yu releases two captured Imperial scouts to give the Emperor a message]
Shan-Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message?
[Hun Archer draws back his bow and aims]
Hun Archer: One.
[to a pair of captured Imperial scouts]
Shan-Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army.
Shan-Yu: Looks like you're all out of ideas.
[he stabs at her with his sword; she dodges, catches the sword with the fan and twists it out of his hands]
Mulan: Not quite.
Shan-Yu: You took away my victory!
[Mulan's shoe hits his head]
Mulan: No!
[Shan-Yu faces Mulan]
Mulan: I did.
[she pulls back her hair so that Shan-Yu recognizes her]
Shan-Yu: The soldier from the mountains...
[Mulan runs off with Shan-Yu following]
The Best Of The Worst
Captain Hook:is obessed with getting back at Peter Pan for cutting off his hand.
Lady Tremaine (Evil Stepmother): forces her stepdaughter to be a servent, out fear that she might have a better life than her daughters.
Cruella DeVil: wants to kill puppies so she could have a coat.
Jafar: tricks a boy into going into a dangerous cave, and later tries to kill him.
Maleficent: tries to kill an innicent child just because she wasn't invited to a party.
Ursula: uses a girl in an attempt to become queen of the sea, and later tries to kill her.
Hades: turns his nephew mortal and tries to kill him, so that he can be "head god".
Scar: murders his brother and tries kill his nephew to become king
The Evil Queen: tries to murder a girl just so she can be "the fairest in the land".
Judge Claude Frollo: tries to kill a whole race of people, and wants to do some very improper things to a young woman. Not to mention he thinks he's a holy man.
The Disney songs we all know and love.
