Crystal: Hello and welcome back to Total Drama Crystal! Today is going to be a good day. With Private on our team, we're going to win. But seriously, someone dropped my rope. It wasn't Private obviously because he was in the cave too.So it was either Skipper or Heather. Who will get eliminated next? Skipper, Heather or someone from the other team? Find out here o-
Chris: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal ran away screaming.
Chris: Hello and welcome b-
*camera runs out of power*
=theme song=
(Team Triumph)
Crystal: Hmm...so this is what the mansion looks like.
Skipper: Yeah, we even have our own hospital!!! It's kinda weird though we have to share it with the other team....
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Rico: uggghh.......
Gwen: Hey, I think I recovered...
Private: Me too! Well, except for my tummy hurts...ohh.....
Gwen: What about Rico?
Rico: ugggggggghhhhh
Gwen: Uh is it just me or does Rico sound louder?
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Heather: Uh...finally we won! You losers need to work harder.
Skipper and Crystal glared at Heather.
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Skipper: What is up with her attitude?
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Crystal: Seriously what is wrong with her?
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Heather: *looks at Crystal* Especially you. You never do anything you just make Private do it.
Crystal: No............he wants to help!!!!
Heather: Oh shut it.
Crystal: OH NOBODY TELLS THIS GIRL TO SHUT UP.
Heather: Yeah? Well what are you gonna do about it?
(Team Zoey)
Kowalski: I can't believe we actually lost....
Mike and Zoey made out again.
Cody: Well, you guys voted off Sierra so I can finally help dude.
Kowalski: Oh gee thanks....
Cody: No problem
Kowalski rolled his eyes.
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Kowalski: Gwen needs to get well soon or we'll keep on losing! Well, I guess we can get all the help we can get....that's it! If getting rid of Sierra gets Cody, getting rid or Zoey gets Mike! I should try to make my team lose, and then we'll win until the merge! I am such a genius.
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Antonio: *sigh* What are you doing?
Dawn: Oh, just meditating.
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Antonio: How are we going to win with this girl meditating all the time?
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They got on the plane bla bla bla
Chris: Welcome to Crete, Greece!!
Kowalski: Oh my....
Chris: Your'e challenge is an eating challenge!!
Kowalski: Classic.
Skipper: Eating? That's easy!
Gwen: If it's not slop.
= 5 mins later =
Chris: Welcome to our personal resteraunt!
Gwen: Wow......
Private: Looks awesome.....
Chef: Here is the first cuisine.
Kowalski: Uh...no thanks....
Gwen: Wow...it's regular food this time........
Antonio: Yes, but what is it?
Chef: It's grilled kri-kri!
Private: But my tummy hurts!!!! *falls out of chair*
Chris: Last person to finish they're meal is out of the challenge. That means their team has a smaller chance of winning.
Private: Ohhh.......
Chef: Ready...set....EAT!!!!
Rico swallowed the whole plate.
Rico: MORE. MOOOOORREEE!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Skipper: Hmm....*eats two peices* hmm tastes good to me.
Private: *takes a bite* AAAAAA- *faints*
At the end, Private was out.
8 for the Zoeys and 3 remaining for the Triumphs!!!
Team Zoey: PRIVATE!!!!
Heather: Hmm...we only have 3 players left. Doesn't seem hard to lose.
Chef: NEXT CUISINE!!!
MOORISH GECKO!!!
Skipper: Eew...I'm not eating a LIZARD.
Rico: LIZZZAAARRRDDD!!!! *eats all of it* MOOOORRREE!!!
Skipper: Uh Rico?
Rico: WHATT??!!!
Skipper: You're Kowalski's size.
Heather: Ha so what? He's still a loser anyway.
Rico: WHHAATT????!!!! *flips table over*
Heather: Hmm...I'll take a bit.
Skipper closed his eyes, held his breath and ate it all.
Crystal did the same.
Dawn: Wait...a lizard???? I LOVE ANIMALS!!! I QUIT.
Crystal: Hey Heather do what me and Skipper did!
Heather: Just doing a little teqnique.
Suddenly the other team finished.
Chef: Looks like Heather's out.
Heather: Oops! Sorry guys.
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Skipper: Wait a minute...is she TRYING to lose?
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Skipper: Heather! You're TRYING to lose.
Heather: No I am not!
Skipper: Uh huh! Wait, that explains why you let go of Crystal's rope!
Heather: I had butter fingers!!!
Skipper: That's just a saying.
Heather: No really I did. *takes out butterfingers candy*
Skipper: *sigh*
Chef: Next cusinine: Chicken nuggets!
Skipper: Okay....wait....CHICKEN NUGGETS???!!! AREN'T CHICKEN'S OUR RELATIVES????!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Crystal: OMG
Rico: *swallows whole plate*
Kowalski: ARE YOU MAD MAN???!!!
Skipper: Rico....you MONSTER!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Rico: *growls really loud* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kowalski: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT SKIPPER
Skipper: Well, I was right once again.
Rico destroyed the whole building.
Chris: Thanks to Rico, the explosive monster, our challenge is ruined. But since Rico is the only one that finished his cuisine and he is on Team Zoey, they win this time.
Heather: YES!!!
Skipper: We all know who's getting eliminated now.
Heather: Fine. I tried to lose.
Crystal: WHAT???!!!
Rico: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Rico grabbed Private.
Skipper: RICO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Private: huh???? *faints again*
Suddenly a mysterious gas exploded in Rico's face.
Kowalski: Sleeping potion. Knocks em out for about 4 hours.
= 2 hours before elimination =
Skipper, Crystal and Private were in their hotel discussing who they should vote off. Heather was out taunting the other team and Rico was in the infirmary.
Skipper: We should vote off Heather. She's trying to get rid of everyone on her team!
Private: But what about Rico? He's scary now!!!
Crystal: Private's actually got a point, Skipper. Rico's dangerous.
Chris walked up to them.
Chris: Hey. There will be a new item to help you guys. The Chris Mclean Invincibility Statue The Second!!!!
Crystal: Oh wow...I need that.....
Chris: It will be hidden in the camp grounds.
Skipper: Okay.
Private: Wow....a free ticket to victory!! Well for the night, I guess.
=elimination=
Suddenly Crystal walked to the campfire where the elimination took place. She looked really dirty with a few lost feathers.
Chris: Finally! Where were you?
Crystal: Uh...out...*looks at the mansion demolished* demolishing the mansion?
Skipper: WHAT???
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Crystal: *sigh* I was looking for the statue. I need invisibility just in case someone comes against me. It was actually the R-Boom who demolished that mansion...wonder if the other team was in there......
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Private: That's...terrible.
Crystal: Okay thanks.
She sat down.
Chris: Okay. Here are the votes:
1 for Heather
1 for Rico
Crystal: R-BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Chris: FINE!! R-BOOM.
1 for uh...*smirks* R-Boom...
1 for Rico....
Crystal: GIVE ME THAT!! *takes votes*
Okay...lets see. Heather voted for Skipper, Skipper voted for Heather, I voted for R-Boom, Private voted for R-Boom, R-Boom voted for....ME????!!! Well R-Boom is gone anyway.
R-Boom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skipper: WE LOST ONE OF THE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!! *glares at Private and Crystal*
Crystal: Let's face it Skipper. R-Boom is...well R-Boom now. He will never ever be Rico again.
R-Boom: *sigh* R DIIIDDN'T EVVEEN DOOO MEERGE.
Private: At least he talks just a bit clearly, though now he talks in third person.
Heather: Well it looks like it's just us 4.
Skipper: YOU'RE GOING NEXT.
Crystal: YEAH. YOU GET RID OF YOU'RE OWN TEAM, NO WONDER WE'RE DOWN TO 4.
Private: You did it? Heather, how could you?
Heather: Oh shut it, tubby.
Private: :'(
Chris: Even more drama for us next time on Total...Drama....Adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal ran away screaming.
Chris: Hello and welcome b-
*camera runs out of power*
=theme song=
(Team Triumph)
Crystal: Hmm...so this is what the mansion looks like.
Skipper: Yeah, we even have our own hospital!!! It's kinda weird though we have to share it with the other team....
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Rico: uggghh.......
Gwen: Hey, I think I recovered...
Private: Me too! Well, except for my tummy hurts...ohh.....
Gwen: What about Rico?
Rico: ugggggggghhhhh
Gwen: Uh is it just me or does Rico sound louder?
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Heather: Uh...finally we won! You losers need to work harder.
Skipper and Crystal glared at Heather.
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Skipper: What is up with her attitude?
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Crystal: Seriously what is wrong with her?
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Heather: *looks at Crystal* Especially you. You never do anything you just make Private do it.
Crystal: No............he wants to help!!!!
Heather: Oh shut it.
Crystal: OH NOBODY TELLS THIS GIRL TO SHUT UP.
Heather: Yeah? Well what are you gonna do about it?
(Team Zoey)
Kowalski: I can't believe we actually lost....
Mike and Zoey made out again.
Cody: Well, you guys voted off Sierra so I can finally help dude.
Kowalski: Oh gee thanks....
Cody: No problem
Kowalski rolled his eyes.
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Kowalski: Gwen needs to get well soon or we'll keep on losing! Well, I guess we can get all the help we can get....that's it! If getting rid of Sierra gets Cody, getting rid or Zoey gets Mike! I should try to make my team lose, and then we'll win until the merge! I am such a genius.
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Antonio: *sigh* What are you doing?
Dawn: Oh, just meditating.
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Antonio: How are we going to win with this girl meditating all the time?
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They got on the plane bla bla bla
Chris: Welcome to Crete, Greece!!
Kowalski: Oh my....
Chris: Your'e challenge is an eating challenge!!
Kowalski: Classic.
Skipper: Eating? That's easy!
Gwen: If it's not slop.
= 5 mins later =
Chris: Welcome to our personal resteraunt!
Gwen: Wow......
Private: Looks awesome.....
Chef: Here is the first cuisine.
Kowalski: Uh...no thanks....
Gwen: Wow...it's regular food this time........
Antonio: Yes, but what is it?
Chef: It's grilled kri-kri!
Private: But my tummy hurts!!!! *falls out of chair*
Chris: Last person to finish they're meal is out of the challenge. That means their team has a smaller chance of winning.
Private: Ohhh.......
Chef: Ready...set....EAT!!!!
Rico swallowed the whole plate.
Rico: MORE. MOOOOORREEE!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Skipper: Hmm....*eats two peices* hmm tastes good to me.
Private: *takes a bite* AAAAAA- *faints*
At the end, Private was out.
8 for the Zoeys and 3 remaining for the Triumphs!!!
Team Zoey: PRIVATE!!!!
Heather: Hmm...we only have 3 players left. Doesn't seem hard to lose.
Chef: NEXT CUISINE!!!
MOORISH GECKO!!!
Skipper: Eew...I'm not eating a LIZARD.
Rico: LIZZZAAARRRDDD!!!! *eats all of it* MOOOORRREE!!!
Skipper: Uh Rico?
Rico: WHATT??!!!
Skipper: You're Kowalski's size.
Heather: Ha so what? He's still a loser anyway.
Rico: WHHAATT????!!!! *flips table over*
Heather: Hmm...I'll take a bit.
Skipper closed his eyes, held his breath and ate it all.
Crystal did the same.
Dawn: Wait...a lizard???? I LOVE ANIMALS!!! I QUIT.
Crystal: Hey Heather do what me and Skipper did!
Heather: Just doing a little teqnique.
Suddenly the other team finished.
Chef: Looks like Heather's out.
Heather: Oops! Sorry guys.
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Skipper: Wait a minute...is she TRYING to lose?
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Skipper: Heather! You're TRYING to lose.
Heather: No I am not!
Skipper: Uh huh! Wait, that explains why you let go of Crystal's rope!
Heather: I had butter fingers!!!
Skipper: That's just a saying.
Heather: No really I did. *takes out butterfingers candy*
Skipper: *sigh*
Chef: Next cusinine: Chicken nuggets!
Skipper: Okay....wait....CHICKEN NUGGETS???!!! AREN'T CHICKEN'S OUR RELATIVES????!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Crystal: OMG
Rico: *swallows whole plate*
Kowalski: ARE YOU MAD MAN???!!!
Skipper: Rico....you MONSTER!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Rico: *growls really loud* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kowalski: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT SKIPPER
Skipper: Well, I was right once again.
Rico destroyed the whole building.
Chris: Thanks to Rico, the explosive monster, our challenge is ruined. But since Rico is the only one that finished his cuisine and he is on Team Zoey, they win this time.
Heather: YES!!!
Skipper: We all know who's getting eliminated now.
Heather: Fine. I tried to lose.
Crystal: WHAT???!!!
Rico: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Rico grabbed Private.
Skipper: RICO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Private: huh???? *faints again*
Suddenly a mysterious gas exploded in Rico's face.
Kowalski: Sleeping potion. Knocks em out for about 4 hours.
= 2 hours before elimination =
Skipper, Crystal and Private were in their hotel discussing who they should vote off. Heather was out taunting the other team and Rico was in the infirmary.
Skipper: We should vote off Heather. She's trying to get rid of everyone on her team!
Private: But what about Rico? He's scary now!!!
Crystal: Private's actually got a point, Skipper. Rico's dangerous.
Chris walked up to them.
Chris: Hey. There will be a new item to help you guys. The Chris Mclean Invincibility Statue The Second!!!!
Crystal: Oh wow...I need that.....
Chris: It will be hidden in the camp grounds.
Skipper: Okay.
Private: Wow....a free ticket to victory!! Well for the night, I guess.
=elimination=
Suddenly Crystal walked to the campfire where the elimination took place. She looked really dirty with a few lost feathers.
Chris: Finally! Where were you?
Crystal: Uh...out...*looks at the mansion demolished* demolishing the mansion?
Skipper: WHAT???
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Crystal: *sigh* I was looking for the statue. I need invisibility just in case someone comes against me. It was actually the R-Boom who demolished that mansion...wonder if the other team was in there......
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Private: That's...terrible.
Crystal: Okay thanks.
She sat down.
Chris: Okay. Here are the votes:
1 for Heather
1 for Rico
Crystal: R-BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Chris: FINE!! R-BOOM.
1 for uh...*smirks* R-Boom...
1 for Rico....
Crystal: GIVE ME THAT!! *takes votes*
Okay...lets see. Heather voted for Skipper, Skipper voted for Heather, I voted for R-Boom, Private voted for R-Boom, R-Boom voted for....ME????!!! Well R-Boom is gone anyway.
R-Boom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skipper: WE LOST ONE OF THE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!! *glares at Private and Crystal*
Crystal: Let's face it Skipper. R-Boom is...well R-Boom now. He will never ever be Rico again.
R-Boom: *sigh* R DIIIDDN'T EVVEEN DOOO MEERGE.
Private: At least he talks just a bit clearly, though now he talks in third person.
Heather: Well it looks like it's just us 4.
Skipper: YOU'RE GOING NEXT.
Crystal: YEAH. YOU GET RID OF YOU'RE OWN TEAM, NO WONDER WE'RE DOWN TO 4.
Private: You did it? Heather, how could you?
Heather: Oh shut it, tubby.
Private: :'(
Chris: Even more drama for us next time on Total...Drama....Adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the dreams I had
Gone in an instant
Come on over here
And just please listen
Try not to feel down
Down enough to drown
in your tears
When you see it in your eye
And you know you're gonna cry
Just try to find a happy place
If you want to leave without a trace
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
When you're lost
Lost in space
You're lost in words
You can't say a word
You are lost from yards
Yards away from love
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
Gone in an instant
Come on over here
And just please listen
Try not to feel down
Down enough to drown
in your tears
When you see it in your eye
And you know you're gonna cry
Just try to find a happy place
If you want to leave without a trace
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
When you're lost
Lost in space
You're lost in words
You can't say a word
You are lost from yards
Yards away from love
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
This might be wierd but it's a parody of the original rap. It's about spammers, trolls and mispelling on the internet. I thought it was a good and better version when I finished.
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These website seriously needs a cop
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Fanpop
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These website seriously needs a cop
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Fanpop
Okay so some of my OCs have kids so I have to list them here:
Andy
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna
Birth: June 2nd 1999
Age: 13
Talent: Singing
Jobs: Singing
Notes:
He's the only one to be older than anyone in the 2nd generation. He's older than Janice (born in 2000).
Anna
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna
Birth: January 7th 2001
Age: 11
Talent: Acting, singing
Jobs: She doesn't have one yet but she wants to sing like his older brother and her dad.
Shelly
Species: Otter
Born to: Unknown
Adopted by: Stevie
Birth: Sometime in 2007
Age: 5
Talent: Drawing (she's very good for a 5 year old)
Jobs: She wishes to be an artist when she grows up.
Melon
Species: Penguin
Born to: Rebbie and Marley
Birth: September 11 2011 *gasp*
Age: 2
Amber
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna *dang they have lots of kids*
Birth: August 15 2012
Age: 4 hours
Pregnant:
Bliss
Rebbie
Andy
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna
Birth: June 2nd 1999
Age: 13
Talent: Singing
Jobs: Singing
Notes:
He's the only one to be older than anyone in the 2nd generation. He's older than Janice (born in 2000).
Anna
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna
Birth: January 7th 2001
Age: 11
Talent: Acting, singing
Jobs: She doesn't have one yet but she wants to sing like his older brother and her dad.
Shelly
Species: Otter
Born to: Unknown
Adopted by: Stevie
Birth: Sometime in 2007
Age: 5
Talent: Drawing (she's very good for a 5 year old)
Jobs: She wishes to be an artist when she grows up.
Melon
Species: Penguin
Born to: Rebbie and Marley
Birth: September 11 2011 *gasp*
Age: 2
Amber
Species: Penguin
Born to: Andrew and Joanna *dang they have lots of kids*
Birth: August 15 2012
Age: 4 hours
Pregnant:
Bliss
Rebbie