Only read this story if you HATE boybands,and I apoligize if I flame anyone's fave group.
Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"
Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."
"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"
Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"
As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"
"DOUBLE-D!!! I LOVE YOU!!! DRAW UP THE PLANS!!!"
"Eddy...you're hurting me..."
4 HOURS AND 5,000 ROLLS OF SCOTCH TAPE LATER...
"...There! That's our time machine!"
"Ed,set the controls for 1999."
"Okey Dokey,Smokey! Ha,ha,ha!"
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Eddy covered his ears as he was greeted by screams."...Oh,great. We're at a Backstreet Boys concert."
"I haven't heard this much screaming since I helped my mother deliver triplets!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT GIRL'S WRITTEN "I Want You,Nick" ALL OVER HER BODY IN PERMANENT INK! THIS IS FUNNY!!!...I'm scared.Let's get out."
Edd seemed mesmerized at the stage. "Double-D? Double-D?..."
"Wha?...Backstreet's Back?...Yeah,Backstreet's Back,alright!" Edd started to dance.
"AUGH! EDDY! THEY GOT HIM!!! THE BOYBAND'S GOT HIM!!!"
"NO! I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN THIS WAY!"Eddy slapped Edd across the face. "Double-D! Snap out of it!...Ed,help me!"
The two began to sing. "All you need is love...da da da da da..."
Edd snapped back to reality. "Oh,God! That was the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"
Shouts from various girls in the crowd arose. "GET LOST! Nick is MINE, you (CENSORED)!"
"I LOVE A.J. McCLEAN FOREVER!!!"
The Eds looked at each other in pure fear. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Once out of the concert hall, they caught their breath. "Guys, it's getting dark. We should find a hotel."
Eddy spotted a Motel 6 across the road. "Well, whatever's cheap. I've got little to nothing here."
Walking in, it turned out to be a very seedy-looking hotel. The walls needed painting, windows were cracked,and the floors were creaky. The hotel clerk was a wrinkly middle-aged woman, lipstick, miniskirt, blouse that didn't match, WAY too much eye makeup, and a cigarette that was ready to fall out of her mouth.
"What'll it be, kids?"
"We'd like a room, please."
"Let's see." She looked through a book. "I've got a room. But it's only got one bed. $6.00 for a one-night stay."
Ed pooled their money. "1...2...yep,there's 6!"
As they were walking down the hall, they spied their room. Edd nearly fainted, it was so messy. "Oh, dear..."
"This bed is lumpy."
"What's on TV?"
Ed flipped through the TV guide. "Hey, guys, we get free HBO! We get free HBO! ...What's HBO?"
Eddy grabbed the remote. "Hey, there's a Tom Cruise movie on. "Eyes Wide Shut",I think."
After watching a couple minutes, they were greeted by a particular scene that wouldn't exactly be called, "family viewing".
"Oh, ICK,they pay people to DO that?!"
"I have no trouble doing...that...but I can't watch other people do it!"
"Ssh...quiet,it's getting intresting.Cute blonde."
After the movie was over, they went to bed Or tried to...
"Move your leg, Ed!"
"Can you guess what I'm doing?"
"Someone turn on a light!"
"Eddy,your elbow's in my.."
"Ack! Sorry!"
"...I think I'll go wash my hands."
THE NEXT DAY...
Eddy yawned and stretched as the sun greeted his eyes. "Lousy sun..."
"We'll have to find all of the boybands we can before they do anything else."
"But where can we find them?" As if on cue, they heard a voice behind them.
"OH,if you kids aren't the cutest things I've ever seen,how would you like to be on my show?"
Ed turned around. "Liza Minelli?"
Eddy rolled his eyes. "It's Rosie O' Donnell, Ed. What are ya?"
"I think I've seen you on TV once or twice, c'mon whattaya say? N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys'll be on."
Edd shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
"Great, get into makeup."
IN MAKEUP...
"I'm not suprised she wanted us."Eddy mused, glancing in the mirror."Nobody can resist my good looks and charm."
"Please,Eddy.Can't your ego go off for 1/4 of a second?"
"Alrighty, kids! Showtime!"
Rosie started the show. "Hey, there! Welcome to the Rosie O' Donnell show! I have three guests who,believe it or not, I just met in the studio parking lot, the cutest kids you've ever seen. I've seen them on TV a few times, so that just sealed the deal! Please put your hands together for, the Eds!"
The Eds walked out and sat in the chairs. "Now,why don't you tell us your names?"
"I'm Eddy. The man with the scam. Er,I mean,plan."
"I'm Edd. With two D's. So you can call me Double-D if you like."
"I AM ED! BUTTERED TOAST!"
"Double-D,you have the most adorable face I've ever seen.And where did you get that hat,it's gorgeous!"
Edd blushed. "Well thank you, and I got it at the grocery store actually."
"I bet you've got beautiful hair, why don't you take it off and show us."
"N-No,thank you."
"Aw, isn't that cute folks, he's shy! How about a big round of applause for Double-D!"
The crowd applauded. "Okay, time for our next few guests, N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys!"
The Eds bared their teeth and Ed stuck his hand in his jacket. "I brought something for Rosie..."
"HERE,ROSIE-ROSIE-ROSIE..."Ed taunted, holding up a steak from his jacket. "I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUUUUUUU..."
Ed tossed it down the hall and Rosie ran after it, drooling like a rabid dog. "NOW!" Eddy tackled Nick and Brian from the BSB and slammed their heads together. Ed got A.J. and Justin in a headlock. Edd tried desperately to get somebody, but he simply couldn't cut it. "Curse my low calcium intake."
"Well, what do you expect?"Lance told Edd, grabbing his arm."Us boybands are macho compared to you Beatle bitches."
"I AM NOT A BEATLE!"
Wow, look at that pavement fly!!!...Why did I write 'pavement'? ...Eh.Go get 'em,Edd!
"FAOL KROP! FAOL KROP!"
They stopped fighting. "Faol Krop?"
"What's going on?" Eddy asked as they saluted to Ed and left.
Edd took to the floor and crawled. "Looks like we'll have to spy on them and see what's up. Come along."
In the Green Room, they saw Rosie and the two bands meet up.
"Damn, she can eat a frozen steak pretty fast."
"Shh! They're speaking!"
"oD uoY wonK woH oT teG oT emaseS Teerts?" Rosie asked.
"tsuJ ekaT A tfeL tA eluB yaJ yaW!" N'Sync replied.
(In case anyone can't tell,it's backwards for Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?,and Just take a left at Blue Jay Way)
"A code of some sort!"
"Why can't they just use pig latin like everyone else?"
"Gravy!"
"Shut up,Ed."
Edd snapped his fingers."That's it! Eddy, Ed said pork loaf backwards,thus saying foal krop! Then say saluted him,and are now talking in code.They may just be talking backwards.They thought that Ed was speaking their language!"
"Foal Krop!"
"Right.Eddy,hand me the bucket."
Eddy handed Edd the tape recorder bucket from "In Like ED",and got it set up. "Once this tape is done,we'll play it backwards,and know what they're saying..."
"erehW erA esohT syoB?" (Where are those Boys?)
"dE,ddE,dnA yddE? yehT tfeL."(Ed,Edd,and Eddy? They left.)
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
"Okay they're gone. Grab the bucket and let's get out of here!"
Walking outside, Eddy spotted a black limo. "Sweet wheels...Oh,no."
Rolling down the window, he saw it was Britney Spears and Mandy Moore. "Hey, boys. Like cake?" Britney held up a cupcake.
"Not from your funky bakery."
"llA syoB ekiL ekaC! taE tI rO eiD!!!"(All boys like cake! Eat it or die!")
Mandy interruppted her. "oN deeN.teL sU oG oT ehT dnaL fO ehT srebmucuc." (No need. Let us go to the land of cucumbers.)
The windows rolled up, and it sped off. "Now that's what I call a dumb blonde."
"No wonder she lip syncs."
Edd got out a pad and pencil. "Let's see who's in this scheme:Rosie O' Donnell, N'Sync,The Backstreet Boys,Britney Spears,Mandy Moore-"
"How about J Lo?"
"Jennifer Lopez? Why her?"
"Because she's the only one who's managed to create a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass."
"Eddy..."
"No,really! She should win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry!"
"Guys?...I think that Eddy may be on to something..."
Ed pointed to Jennifer Lopez wearing a "Cucumbers Rule" T-Shirt. And the writing was backwards. "Okay,J Lo's in."
"ehT syoB!!! ehT syoB!!!" Jennifer Lopez screamed at sight of the Eds.(The Boys!!! The Boys!!!)
"QUICK,ED!!! SAY FOAL KROP AGAIN!!!"
"PORK LOAF!!!"
"I mean,say pork loaf,Ed."
"FOAL KROP!!!"
J Lo stopped. "fI uoY erA enO fO sU,uoY tsuM oD ehT gnitaM ecnaD fO ehT rebmucuC!!!"J Lo thrust a cucumber into Ed's hands.
(If you are one of us,you must do the mating dance of the cucumber!!!)
"Um...What do I do,Double-D?"
"I...don't....know..."
Ed decided on ad-libbing and did what every woman like J Lo would do with it...waltz.(Well,what did you think I would say?! Get your minds out of the gutter...)
After he was done, JLo was not pleased. "eiD,syoB,eiD!!!"(Die,Boys,Die!!!)
Rosie O' Donnell,Mandy Moore,Britney Spears,N'Sync,the Backstreet Boys and...
"AARON CARTER?!"
"EMINEM?!"
"JLO?!"
"...We just found out JLo,Ed..."
"Liza Minelli?"
"Shut up,Ed."
The three boys were pelted with cucumbers mercilessly,until Ed shouted,"eraweB ehT rewoP fO FOAL KROP!!!"(Beware the power of PORK LOAF!!!)
Ed held up...you guessed it...pork loaf. Throwing it at the evil cucumber people,they fell to the ground and twitched. In her dying moment,Britney Spears made an attempt to make out with a cucumber,then finally becoming limp.
"Well,it looks like our job here is done."Edd mused."Let's go,fellows."
Going back to the year 2002,they relaxed. "Put on a record,Eddy."
"You got it!...Ahh,here's one of my favorites..."
As the 5th Dimension played,some news came on the TV:
"Today,popular singers N'Sync,Backstreet Boys,Jennifer Lopez,Britney Spears,Aaron Carter,Eminem,and talk-show host Rosie O' Donnell,mysteriously dissapeared today.Some recall three boys came in and threw some sort of pork loaf at them.One of the boys was short and had three hairs,one wore a black hat,and one was tall with a green jacket."
The Eds stared. "Holy Crap..."
"But of course,I would like to say thank you to these boys,since I never really liked those people."
They laughed."You're Welcome!!!"
THE END
Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"
Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."
"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"
Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"
As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"
"DOUBLE-D!!! I LOVE YOU!!! DRAW UP THE PLANS!!!"
"Eddy...you're hurting me..."
4 HOURS AND 5,000 ROLLS OF SCOTCH TAPE LATER...
"...There! That's our time machine!"
"Ed,set the controls for 1999."
"Okey Dokey,Smokey! Ha,ha,ha!"
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Eddy covered his ears as he was greeted by screams."...Oh,great. We're at a Backstreet Boys concert."
"I haven't heard this much screaming since I helped my mother deliver triplets!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT GIRL'S WRITTEN "I Want You,Nick" ALL OVER HER BODY IN PERMANENT INK! THIS IS FUNNY!!!...I'm scared.Let's get out."
Edd seemed mesmerized at the stage. "Double-D? Double-D?..."
"Wha?...Backstreet's Back?...Yeah,Backstreet's Back,alright!" Edd started to dance.
"AUGH! EDDY! THEY GOT HIM!!! THE BOYBAND'S GOT HIM!!!"
"NO! I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN THIS WAY!"Eddy slapped Edd across the face. "Double-D! Snap out of it!...Ed,help me!"
The two began to sing. "All you need is love...da da da da da..."
Edd snapped back to reality. "Oh,God! That was the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"
Shouts from various girls in the crowd arose. "GET LOST! Nick is MINE, you (CENSORED)!"
"I LOVE A.J. McCLEAN FOREVER!!!"
The Eds looked at each other in pure fear. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Once out of the concert hall, they caught their breath. "Guys, it's getting dark. We should find a hotel."
Eddy spotted a Motel 6 across the road. "Well, whatever's cheap. I've got little to nothing here."
Walking in, it turned out to be a very seedy-looking hotel. The walls needed painting, windows were cracked,and the floors were creaky. The hotel clerk was a wrinkly middle-aged woman, lipstick, miniskirt, blouse that didn't match, WAY too much eye makeup, and a cigarette that was ready to fall out of her mouth.
"What'll it be, kids?"
"We'd like a room, please."
"Let's see." She looked through a book. "I've got a room. But it's only got one bed. $6.00 for a one-night stay."
Ed pooled their money. "1...2...yep,there's 6!"
As they were walking down the hall, they spied their room. Edd nearly fainted, it was so messy. "Oh, dear..."
"This bed is lumpy."
"What's on TV?"
Ed flipped through the TV guide. "Hey, guys, we get free HBO! We get free HBO! ...What's HBO?"
Eddy grabbed the remote. "Hey, there's a Tom Cruise movie on. "Eyes Wide Shut",I think."
After watching a couple minutes, they were greeted by a particular scene that wouldn't exactly be called, "family viewing".
"Oh, ICK,they pay people to DO that?!"
"I have no trouble doing...that...but I can't watch other people do it!"
"Ssh...quiet,it's getting intresting.Cute blonde."
After the movie was over, they went to bed Or tried to...
"Move your leg, Ed!"
"Can you guess what I'm doing?"
"Someone turn on a light!"
"Eddy,your elbow's in my.."
"Ack! Sorry!"
"...I think I'll go wash my hands."
THE NEXT DAY...
Eddy yawned and stretched as the sun greeted his eyes. "Lousy sun..."
"We'll have to find all of the boybands we can before they do anything else."
"But where can we find them?" As if on cue, they heard a voice behind them.
"OH,if you kids aren't the cutest things I've ever seen,how would you like to be on my show?"
Ed turned around. "Liza Minelli?"
Eddy rolled his eyes. "It's Rosie O' Donnell, Ed. What are ya?"
"I think I've seen you on TV once or twice, c'mon whattaya say? N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys'll be on."
Edd shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
"Great, get into makeup."
IN MAKEUP...
"I'm not suprised she wanted us."Eddy mused, glancing in the mirror."Nobody can resist my good looks and charm."
"Please,Eddy.Can't your ego go off for 1/4 of a second?"
"Alrighty, kids! Showtime!"
Rosie started the show. "Hey, there! Welcome to the Rosie O' Donnell show! I have three guests who,believe it or not, I just met in the studio parking lot, the cutest kids you've ever seen. I've seen them on TV a few times, so that just sealed the deal! Please put your hands together for, the Eds!"
The Eds walked out and sat in the chairs. "Now,why don't you tell us your names?"
"I'm Eddy. The man with the scam. Er,I mean,plan."
"I'm Edd. With two D's. So you can call me Double-D if you like."
"I AM ED! BUTTERED TOAST!"
"Double-D,you have the most adorable face I've ever seen.And where did you get that hat,it's gorgeous!"
Edd blushed. "Well thank you, and I got it at the grocery store actually."
"I bet you've got beautiful hair, why don't you take it off and show us."
"N-No,thank you."
"Aw, isn't that cute folks, he's shy! How about a big round of applause for Double-D!"
The crowd applauded. "Okay, time for our next few guests, N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys!"
The Eds bared their teeth and Ed stuck his hand in his jacket. "I brought something for Rosie..."
"HERE,ROSIE-ROSIE-ROSIE..."Ed taunted, holding up a steak from his jacket. "I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUUUUUUU..."
Ed tossed it down the hall and Rosie ran after it, drooling like a rabid dog. "NOW!" Eddy tackled Nick and Brian from the BSB and slammed their heads together. Ed got A.J. and Justin in a headlock. Edd tried desperately to get somebody, but he simply couldn't cut it. "Curse my low calcium intake."
"Well, what do you expect?"Lance told Edd, grabbing his arm."Us boybands are macho compared to you Beatle bitches."
"I AM NOT A BEATLE!"
Wow, look at that pavement fly!!!...Why did I write 'pavement'? ...Eh.Go get 'em,Edd!
"FAOL KROP! FAOL KROP!"
They stopped fighting. "Faol Krop?"
"What's going on?" Eddy asked as they saluted to Ed and left.
Edd took to the floor and crawled. "Looks like we'll have to spy on them and see what's up. Come along."
In the Green Room, they saw Rosie and the two bands meet up.
"Damn, she can eat a frozen steak pretty fast."
"Shh! They're speaking!"
"oD uoY wonK woH oT teG oT emaseS Teerts?" Rosie asked.
"tsuJ ekaT A tfeL tA eluB yaJ yaW!" N'Sync replied.
(In case anyone can't tell,it's backwards for Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?,and Just take a left at Blue Jay Way)
"A code of some sort!"
"Why can't they just use pig latin like everyone else?"
"Gravy!"
"Shut up,Ed."
Edd snapped his fingers."That's it! Eddy, Ed said pork loaf backwards,thus saying foal krop! Then say saluted him,and are now talking in code.They may just be talking backwards.They thought that Ed was speaking their language!"
"Foal Krop!"
"Right.Eddy,hand me the bucket."
Eddy handed Edd the tape recorder bucket from "In Like ED",and got it set up. "Once this tape is done,we'll play it backwards,and know what they're saying..."
"erehW erA esohT syoB?" (Where are those Boys?)
"dE,ddE,dnA yddE? yehT tfeL."(Ed,Edd,and Eddy? They left.)
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
"Okay they're gone. Grab the bucket and let's get out of here!"
Walking outside, Eddy spotted a black limo. "Sweet wheels...Oh,no."
Rolling down the window, he saw it was Britney Spears and Mandy Moore. "Hey, boys. Like cake?" Britney held up a cupcake.
"Not from your funky bakery."
"llA syoB ekiL ekaC! taE tI rO eiD!!!"(All boys like cake! Eat it or die!")
Mandy interruppted her. "oN deeN.teL sU oG oT ehT dnaL fO ehT srebmucuc." (No need. Let us go to the land of cucumbers.)
The windows rolled up, and it sped off. "Now that's what I call a dumb blonde."
"No wonder she lip syncs."
Edd got out a pad and pencil. "Let's see who's in this scheme:Rosie O' Donnell, N'Sync,The Backstreet Boys,Britney Spears,Mandy Moore-"
"How about J Lo?"
"Jennifer Lopez? Why her?"
"Because she's the only one who's managed to create a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass."
"Eddy..."
"No,really! She should win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry!"
"Guys?...I think that Eddy may be on to something..."
Ed pointed to Jennifer Lopez wearing a "Cucumbers Rule" T-Shirt. And the writing was backwards. "Okay,J Lo's in."
"ehT syoB!!! ehT syoB!!!" Jennifer Lopez screamed at sight of the Eds.(The Boys!!! The Boys!!!)
"QUICK,ED!!! SAY FOAL KROP AGAIN!!!"
"PORK LOAF!!!"
"I mean,say pork loaf,Ed."
"FOAL KROP!!!"
J Lo stopped. "fI uoY erA enO fO sU,uoY tsuM oD ehT gnitaM ecnaD fO ehT rebmucuC!!!"J Lo thrust a cucumber into Ed's hands.
(If you are one of us,you must do the mating dance of the cucumber!!!)
"Um...What do I do,Double-D?"
"I...don't....know..."
Ed decided on ad-libbing and did what every woman like J Lo would do with it...waltz.(Well,what did you think I would say?! Get your minds out of the gutter...)
After he was done, JLo was not pleased. "eiD,syoB,eiD!!!"(Die,Boys,Die!!!)
Rosie O' Donnell,Mandy Moore,Britney Spears,N'Sync,the Backstreet Boys and...
"AARON CARTER?!"
"EMINEM?!"
"JLO?!"
"...We just found out JLo,Ed..."
"Liza Minelli?"
"Shut up,Ed."
The three boys were pelted with cucumbers mercilessly,until Ed shouted,"eraweB ehT rewoP fO FOAL KROP!!!"(Beware the power of PORK LOAF!!!)
Ed held up...you guessed it...pork loaf. Throwing it at the evil cucumber people,they fell to the ground and twitched. In her dying moment,Britney Spears made an attempt to make out with a cucumber,then finally becoming limp.
"Well,it looks like our job here is done."Edd mused."Let's go,fellows."
Going back to the year 2002,they relaxed. "Put on a record,Eddy."
"You got it!...Ahh,here's one of my favorites..."
As the 5th Dimension played,some news came on the TV:
"Today,popular singers N'Sync,Backstreet Boys,Jennifer Lopez,Britney Spears,Aaron Carter,Eminem,and talk-show host Rosie O' Donnell,mysteriously dissapeared today.Some recall three boys came in and threw some sort of pork loaf at them.One of the boys was short and had three hairs,one wore a black hat,and one was tall with a green jacket."
The Eds stared. "Holy Crap..."
"But of course,I would like to say thank you to these boys,since I never really liked those people."
They laughed."You're Welcome!!!"
THE END
I just made a fan fic of Ed, Edd n Eddy in fanfiction.net. The title of the story is "Graduation".
About the story:
The Eds, their friends and Chrisa (that's me) are going to high school. The memories we had is the best! These are our memories:
-The first day in school
-Getting our exams results
-Funny moments in Chrisa's tuition class
-The final exam
-Peach Creek VS Lemon Brook Lumpers
-Graduation day
-The best memory in winter season
The next story is "High School Days", it's gonna be awesome!
About the story:
The Eds, their friends and Chrisa (that's me) are going to high school. The memories we had is the best! These are our memories:
-The first day in school
-Getting our exams results
-Funny moments in Chrisa's tuition class
-The final exam
-Peach Creek VS Lemon Brook Lumpers
-Graduation day
-The best memory in winter season
The next story is "High School Days", it's gonna be awesome!
