Ok, one day Double D was on his computer with a secret obsession, he loves to play Solitaire!
Edd: OH YEAH BABY! I'm gonna win myself one! So let's see, this red ace goes on one of the card decks, and...
Then a message pops up saying he loses!
Edd: ARGH! This is the hundredth time I've lost! I WANT TO WIN THIS ALREADY! (he has been pulling his hair in frustration)
Eddy: C'mon Double D! We have to do a scam now!
Edd: Uh, one second! I'm playing this card game right now!
He loses again.
Edd: ARGHHHHH!!!!!
Eddy: Double D, it's just a stupid game!
Edd: But Eddy, I must win!!
Ed: I am dead from the neck up.
Eddy: We got better things to do, c'mon.
Edd: I SAID NO, EDDY!!!!! C'mon, I just have to win now!
He loses yet again!
Eddy: C'mon Double D, you can't be on that computer all day, you'll get blood-shot eyes!
Ed: YEAH! Hey Eddy, you sounded almost like Double D!
Edd: I DON'T CARE! SO GET LOST!
Double D continues pulling more of his hair out!
Edd: I-I'm not winning.......
Double D goes outside without saying anything to Ed and Eddy.
Eddy: What was that all about?
Ed: Gravy!!
Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, we gotta follow Double D!!
So they go outside to find Double D, but they can't! The only person around to ask is Nazz.
Eddy: Uh....H.......Hey Nazz.....
Nazz: Hi Eddy! What's up?
Ed: You have fluffy hair, Nazz!
Eddy: We where looking for Double D.......Have you seen him?
Nazz: I have, he's at Kevin's.
Eddy: Kevin's??
Ed: Double D must like football, Eddy.
Double D was using Kevin's computer! Kevin didn't know about it until...
Kevin: Hey! Get off my computer you dork!
Edd: Shut up, I'm trying to play a card game!
Kevin: Not anymore!
Then Double D beats up Kevin!
Edd: Now let me play Solitaire and leave!
Once again, he loses!
Edd: ARGHHHHHHH!
In anger, he breaks Kevin's computer!
Kevin: You DORK!!!! You broke my computer and beat me up!!
Edd: So do something about it, stupid!
Kevin: Hey, ya know, you're tough......
Edd: Whaddya mean by that??
Kevin: Come in my room for a second.
Meanwhile, outside.....
Eddy ringing Kevin's doorbell) Why won't he open his door???!
Ed: Kevin might be watching a monster movie, Eddy.
Eddy: I doubt it, Ed.
Eddy continues banging on Kevin's door for about ten minutes. Finally, he opens it.
Kevin: What do you want?
Eddy: Where's Double D?
Kevin: Hold on. (looks down his hallway) Oh Double D!!
Then Double D walks up to the door, but definitely not looking himself. He was wearing a black shirt, a black leather jacket, bagger pants and sunglasses.
Double D: Whaddya want, dork?
Eddy: Double D! What happened to you?!
Edd: BEAT IT DORK, BEFORE I POUND YOU!
Ed: Wow Double D, you sound like Kevin!
Eddy: Duh, I knew that!
Edd: KEVIN! GET THESE DORKS OUTTA HERE NOW!
Kevin: You got it!
Kevin kicks out Eddy and Ed!
Eddy: Double D needs a counselor. First he has problems with card games, and now he acts like Kevin!
Ed: Oooo!!! Can I be Double D's counsler??
Eddy: Yeah right, Monobrow. Maybe we should just watch Double D without him seeing us.
So, Ed and Eddy watch Double D hang out with Kevin. Then, Sarah walks up.
Sarah: Oh Double D!!
Edd: Whaddya want?
Sarah: Why are you dressed up in all black?
Edd: When I want you to know I'll tell ya.
Sarah: Please????!
Edd: Alright, I'll tell ya if you go out with me tonight.
Sarah: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy: Ed??!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOUBLE D??!
Double D has gone... INSANE! You see, after those losses at Solitaire he totally lost it and doesn't realize what he is doing!
Sarah: Wow Double D! Thanks for taking me out! You're the coolest person ever!
Edd: You're welcome honey!
They kiss each other... RIGHT ON THE LIPS!
Ed: HOLY CRAP! Sarah just kissed Double D!
Eddy: Yeah, I saw! I think I'm gonna vomit!
Ed: BABY SISTER!!!!!! I'm gonna beat Double D up, Eddy!!
Eddy: Why?
Ed: NO ONE KISSES MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!
Eddy: Don't do it, Ed. Double D has just gone mad, that's all.
Then they watch Double D more, as Sarah skips away.
Edd: (to himself) She's so fine..........
Ed: What do we do, Eddy?
Eddy: There's only one thing we can do, Monobrow.
Before Eddy can say what it is, an angry Ed calls Double D over!
Ed: GET OVER HERE DOUBLE D!
Edd: What do you want, loser?
Ed: YOU KISSED MY SISTER! AND I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON!
He beats up Double D so badly!
Edd: OW! LET GO OF ME!
Ed: NO! I'M TELLING MOM YOU KISSED SARAH!
Eddy: AHHHHH!!!!! Ed has lost it as well! Now I have to deal with 2 crazy maniacs!
Ed and Edd: SHUT UP EDDY!
So, Ed is still beating Double D up. But, Double D tries to fight back as well.
Edd: I wasn't messin' with your sister, man!!!!!!
Ed: I DON'T CARE!! I SAW YOU KISSED HER!!
Eddy: Guys, calm down!! We're The Eds!! We're sopose to get along and scam people!
Ed: Who cares about your scam?? I'm worried about my sister!
Edd: And I.......Just don't care!!
Eddy: I need to go to someone to help me with all this.....
He goes to Rolf!
Rolf: Hello little Eddy boy!
Eddy: Yeah yeah, listen. I need to tell you something!
Rolf: YEAH?
Eddy: Well, it all started when Double D went crazy over losing a card game, he acted like Kevin afterward and kissed Sarah! Ed got so mad about this that he beat up Double D! They've both lost it, I tell you, and they don't even care what I have to say!
Rolf: Rolf knows of a good way to solve the problem! Rolf says you should eat candid beets, it calms your nerves.
Eddy: Great.....Nevermind.
Eddy starts to walk away.
Rolf: Wait Ed boy! Rolf also says that you should show them the trait of my country.
Eddy: And what's that??
Rolf: Make them watch over sheep for many moons.
Eddy: That sounds like a good idea!
So Eddy gets some candied beets!
Eddy: Ed, Double D! I've got candied beets! They will calm your nerves!
Ed: THOSE TASTE LIKE CRAP!
Edd: YEAH!
Eddy: Dang, that didn't work! Well, eat them or you will watch over sheep for many moons!
Ed: Time to teach Eddy a lesson!
Ed and Double D tie him up somewhere!
Eddy: Man......Now i'm all tied up.
Jimmy walks by.
Eddy: Jimmy!! untie me, please?
Jimmy: AHHH!!!! Don't hurt me!!
Eddy: I'm not, just untie me.
Jimmy: I hope this won't mess up my hair.....
So he unties Eddy
Eddy: Thanks, squirt!! Now, I got some stuff to do!
So, Eddy finds Ed and Edd, but this time Eddy's carrying a cake.
Eddy: Oh Ed.....I baked you a cake.....
Edd: Don't take it, Ed. Dorky's probably planning something.
Ed: A CAKE??!!
Ed grabs the cake from Eddy and digs in.
Ed: All gone!!
Eddy:(laughing) You just ate a candid beet, monobrow!!
Ed: Hey, that really calmed me down.
Eddy: IT WORKED!
Edd: Ed, how could you?
Ed: It is ok. I am just fine. I am going to relax now.
Edd: You sound more like you're on Ritalin.
Eddy: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, DOUBLE DOR...
Edd: What were you gonna call me?
Eddy: A dor... dor... dor...
Edd: You can't even say it, dork! What a little crybaby! HAHAHA!
Eddy: (screams so loud the entire cul-de-sac can hear) DORRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Kevin: What was that?
Sarah: Oh my god!
Jimmy: MY EARS!
Edd: THAT'S IT!!!
Edd and Eddy start to fight
Eddy: Ed, help me out here!!
Ed: Okay, Eddy!!
Ed and Eddy pick up Edd and tie him in a chair. Then, Ed picks up Edd in that chair and begins carrying him.
Edd: Hey!!! Stop!! Where are you dorks taking me??!
Eddy: You'll see.
Then, they find a field of sheep
Eddy: Drop him, Lumpy!!
Ed: There ya go, Double D!!
Edd: I don't want to watch stupid sheep!!
Edd closes his eyes, then Eddy tapes them open.
Then suddenly, after watching the sheep, Double D turns back to normal.
Edd: What the? What happened to me?
Eddy: Well Double D, you were upset because you lost a computer game, then you acted like Kevin, and Ed beat you up because you kissed Sarah...
Edd: I KISSED SARAH? AUGHHHH! GERMS!
Ed: I am fine also. Everything is back to normal.
Eddy: Good, now let's go scam Kevin!
Kevin: Hey Double D, what's up?
Edd: Oh, I am just fine Kevin!
Kevin: Hey, you don't sound cool anymore! YOU'RE A DORK!
Eddy: Now everything's normal, hopefully.
THE END
Edd: OH YEAH BABY! I'm gonna win myself one! So let's see, this red ace goes on one of the card decks, and...
Then a message pops up saying he loses!
Edd: ARGH! This is the hundredth time I've lost! I WANT TO WIN THIS ALREADY! (he has been pulling his hair in frustration)
Eddy: C'mon Double D! We have to do a scam now!
Edd: Uh, one second! I'm playing this card game right now!
He loses again.
Edd: ARGHHHHH!!!!!
Eddy: Double D, it's just a stupid game!
Edd: But Eddy, I must win!!
Ed: I am dead from the neck up.
Eddy: We got better things to do, c'mon.
Edd: I SAID NO, EDDY!!!!! C'mon, I just have to win now!
He loses yet again!
Eddy: C'mon Double D, you can't be on that computer all day, you'll get blood-shot eyes!
Ed: YEAH! Hey Eddy, you sounded almost like Double D!
Edd: I DON'T CARE! SO GET LOST!
Double D continues pulling more of his hair out!
Edd: I-I'm not winning.......
Double D goes outside without saying anything to Ed and Eddy.
Eddy: What was that all about?
Ed: Gravy!!
Eddy: C'mon Lumpy, we gotta follow Double D!!
So they go outside to find Double D, but they can't! The only person around to ask is Nazz.
Eddy: Uh....H.......Hey Nazz.....
Nazz: Hi Eddy! What's up?
Ed: You have fluffy hair, Nazz!
Eddy: We where looking for Double D.......Have you seen him?
Nazz: I have, he's at Kevin's.
Eddy: Kevin's??
Ed: Double D must like football, Eddy.
Double D was using Kevin's computer! Kevin didn't know about it until...
Kevin: Hey! Get off my computer you dork!
Edd: Shut up, I'm trying to play a card game!
Kevin: Not anymore!
Then Double D beats up Kevin!
Edd: Now let me play Solitaire and leave!
Once again, he loses!
Edd: ARGHHHHHHH!
In anger, he breaks Kevin's computer!
Kevin: You DORK!!!! You broke my computer and beat me up!!
Edd: So do something about it, stupid!
Kevin: Hey, ya know, you're tough......
Edd: Whaddya mean by that??
Kevin: Come in my room for a second.
Meanwhile, outside.....
Eddy ringing Kevin's doorbell) Why won't he open his door???!
Ed: Kevin might be watching a monster movie, Eddy.
Eddy: I doubt it, Ed.
Eddy continues banging on Kevin's door for about ten minutes. Finally, he opens it.
Kevin: What do you want?
Eddy: Where's Double D?
Kevin: Hold on. (looks down his hallway) Oh Double D!!
Then Double D walks up to the door, but definitely not looking himself. He was wearing a black shirt, a black leather jacket, bagger pants and sunglasses.
Double D: Whaddya want, dork?
Eddy: Double D! What happened to you?!
Edd: BEAT IT DORK, BEFORE I POUND YOU!
Ed: Wow Double D, you sound like Kevin!
Eddy: Duh, I knew that!
Edd: KEVIN! GET THESE DORKS OUTTA HERE NOW!
Kevin: You got it!
Kevin kicks out Eddy and Ed!
Eddy: Double D needs a counselor. First he has problems with card games, and now he acts like Kevin!
Ed: Oooo!!! Can I be Double D's counsler??
Eddy: Yeah right, Monobrow. Maybe we should just watch Double D without him seeing us.
So, Ed and Eddy watch Double D hang out with Kevin. Then, Sarah walks up.
Sarah: Oh Double D!!
Edd: Whaddya want?
Sarah: Why are you dressed up in all black?
Edd: When I want you to know I'll tell ya.
Sarah: Please????!
Edd: Alright, I'll tell ya if you go out with me tonight.
Sarah: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddy: Ed??!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOUBLE D??!
Double D has gone... INSANE! You see, after those losses at Solitaire he totally lost it and doesn't realize what he is doing!
Sarah: Wow Double D! Thanks for taking me out! You're the coolest person ever!
Edd: You're welcome honey!
They kiss each other... RIGHT ON THE LIPS!
Ed: HOLY CRAP! Sarah just kissed Double D!
Eddy: Yeah, I saw! I think I'm gonna vomit!
Ed: BABY SISTER!!!!!! I'm gonna beat Double D up, Eddy!!
Eddy: Why?
Ed: NO ONE KISSES MY BABY SISTER!!!!!!
Eddy: Don't do it, Ed. Double D has just gone mad, that's all.
Then they watch Double D more, as Sarah skips away.
Edd: (to himself) She's so fine..........
Ed: What do we do, Eddy?
Eddy: There's only one thing we can do, Monobrow.
Before Eddy can say what it is, an angry Ed calls Double D over!
Ed: GET OVER HERE DOUBLE D!
Edd: What do you want, loser?
Ed: YOU KISSED MY SISTER! AND I WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON!
He beats up Double D so badly!
Edd: OW! LET GO OF ME!
Ed: NO! I'M TELLING MOM YOU KISSED SARAH!
Eddy: AHHHHH!!!!! Ed has lost it as well! Now I have to deal with 2 crazy maniacs!
Ed and Edd: SHUT UP EDDY!
So, Ed is still beating Double D up. But, Double D tries to fight back as well.
Edd: I wasn't messin' with your sister, man!!!!!!
Ed: I DON'T CARE!! I SAW YOU KISSED HER!!
Eddy: Guys, calm down!! We're The Eds!! We're sopose to get along and scam people!
Ed: Who cares about your scam?? I'm worried about my sister!
Edd: And I.......Just don't care!!
Eddy: I need to go to someone to help me with all this.....
He goes to Rolf!
Rolf: Hello little Eddy boy!
Eddy: Yeah yeah, listen. I need to tell you something!
Rolf: YEAH?
Eddy: Well, it all started when Double D went crazy over losing a card game, he acted like Kevin afterward and kissed Sarah! Ed got so mad about this that he beat up Double D! They've both lost it, I tell you, and they don't even care what I have to say!
Rolf: Rolf knows of a good way to solve the problem! Rolf says you should eat candid beets, it calms your nerves.
Eddy: Great.....Nevermind.
Eddy starts to walk away.
Rolf: Wait Ed boy! Rolf also says that you should show them the trait of my country.
Eddy: And what's that??
Rolf: Make them watch over sheep for many moons.
Eddy: That sounds like a good idea!
So Eddy gets some candied beets!
Eddy: Ed, Double D! I've got candied beets! They will calm your nerves!
Ed: THOSE TASTE LIKE CRAP!
Edd: YEAH!
Eddy: Dang, that didn't work! Well, eat them or you will watch over sheep for many moons!
Ed: Time to teach Eddy a lesson!
Ed and Double D tie him up somewhere!
Eddy: Man......Now i'm all tied up.
Jimmy walks by.
Eddy: Jimmy!! untie me, please?
Jimmy: AHHH!!!! Don't hurt me!!
Eddy: I'm not, just untie me.
Jimmy: I hope this won't mess up my hair.....
So he unties Eddy
Eddy: Thanks, squirt!! Now, I got some stuff to do!
So, Eddy finds Ed and Edd, but this time Eddy's carrying a cake.
Eddy: Oh Ed.....I baked you a cake.....
Edd: Don't take it, Ed. Dorky's probably planning something.
Ed: A CAKE??!!
Ed grabs the cake from Eddy and digs in.
Ed: All gone!!
Eddy:(laughing) You just ate a candid beet, monobrow!!
Ed: Hey, that really calmed me down.
Eddy: IT WORKED!
Edd: Ed, how could you?
Ed: It is ok. I am just fine. I am going to relax now.
Edd: You sound more like you're on Ritalin.
Eddy: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, DOUBLE DOR...
Edd: What were you gonna call me?
Eddy: A dor... dor... dor...
Edd: You can't even say it, dork! What a little crybaby! HAHAHA!
Eddy: (screams so loud the entire cul-de-sac can hear) DORRKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Kevin: What was that?
Sarah: Oh my god!
Jimmy: MY EARS!
Edd: THAT'S IT!!!
Edd and Eddy start to fight
Eddy: Ed, help me out here!!
Ed: Okay, Eddy!!
Ed and Eddy pick up Edd and tie him in a chair. Then, Ed picks up Edd in that chair and begins carrying him.
Edd: Hey!!! Stop!! Where are you dorks taking me??!
Eddy: You'll see.
Then, they find a field of sheep
Eddy: Drop him, Lumpy!!
Ed: There ya go, Double D!!
Edd: I don't want to watch stupid sheep!!
Edd closes his eyes, then Eddy tapes them open.
Then suddenly, after watching the sheep, Double D turns back to normal.
Edd: What the? What happened to me?
Eddy: Well Double D, you were upset because you lost a computer game, then you acted like Kevin, and Ed beat you up because you kissed Sarah...
Edd: I KISSED SARAH? AUGHHHH! GERMS!
Ed: I am fine also. Everything is back to normal.
Eddy: Good, now let's go scam Kevin!
Kevin: Hey Double D, what's up?
Edd: Oh, I am just fine Kevin!
Kevin: Hey, you don't sound cool anymore! YOU'RE A DORK!
Eddy: Now everything's normal, hopefully.
THE END
