Song: link
Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with Rainbow Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 3: Dig In
The Island Of Errol is a new island that was discovered near California in the United States of America. Four cities were created, and five railroads were built. There were a few hills, but so far, there was no source of water, other than the Pacific Ocean surrounding it. Because of this, the people living on the island had a shortage of water.
At the white house, plans were being discussed on how to fix the water shortage.
Assistant: Mr. President, what are your plans on fixing the water shortage on our newest island?
President: We'll have to create a bunch of lakes, and a water reservoir for every city.
Assistant: How do we do that Mr. President?
President: We'll have to create them ourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make the speech outside. *Walks out of whitehouse, and stands in front of a podium*
People: *Taking pictures, and filming the president*
Person 35: Mr. President, have you found a way to stop the water crisis on Errol Island?
President: We're going to dig bodies of water on the island, so that the citizens will have access to it. We are going to build three lakes, and at least one water reservoir in each city.
The news soon spread on Errol Island. The engines on the Eastern Pacific were interested.
Carter: Do you know what this means?
Shayne: Yeah. A lot of business for us.
Sean: And where there is business, there are trains for us to pull.
Victoria: And when there are trains for us to pull, there's money.
Nikki: And when there's money, there's a rich railroad.
Sean: The more we earn, the better.
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticking his microphone out of a small house near the sheds* Alright everyone, settle down.
Sean: With who?
Engines: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'm in no mood for jokes. Just because the president is planning to make water reservoirs, and lakes on this island, does not mean all the fame will go to us. I want you all to do your work with no foul ups.
Sean: We can do it. *Goes to collect his passenger train*
Shayne: Me, and Carter were just going to bring those supplies to The Hunterdon Central sir. Weren't we Carter?
Carter: Oh, yeah. We can't keep them waiting. *Leaves sheds with Shayne*
Nikki: I'll get those freight cars into Weaver station.
Victoria: And I shall help Sean bring passengers into Impala Station.
Mike: I'll go with Nikki.
There are three engines on the Eastern Pacific you haven't met yet. Andrew, a Santa Fe diesel. Then there's Bri, and Tabby, two steam engines from the Pennsylvania Railroad. They're both fast, but Bri is shyer then Tabby.
Mr. Baldwin: Andrew, there's some flat cars containing metal that need to go into Mossberg Harbor.
Andrew: Yes sir. *Goes to yards*
Mr. Baldwin: Tabby, I want you to bring passengers into Middlesex Station, as well as Tracy, and Bellete.
Tabby: Right away. *Goes to get her passenger cars*
Mr. Baldwin: And Bri?
Bri: Yes sir?
Mr. Baldwin: You'll be heading off the island, and into Santa Cruz.
Bri: Y-yes sir. *Goes to get her train*
Mr. Baldwin was wondering if assigning Bri to go into Santa Cruz was a good idea. She was shy obviously, and he was concerned that Bri would be afraid of heights, and be late going into Santa Cruz.
Meanwhile, Andrew brought the metal into Mossberg Harbor where he met Shayne, and Carter doubleheading on a freight going into Hunterdon.
Andrew: I'm bringing in supplies, and you're bringing out supplies. Can't they make up their mind?
Shayne & Carter: *Laughing*
Shayne: Okay Carter, let's get this train rolling.
Carter: Ready when you are.
Shayne & Carter: *Pulling train out of harbor*
Mike followed Nikki into the yards to bring in freight.
Nikki: I don't need help. I can do this myself.
Mike: Well, you never know. What if the brakes on those freight cars come on by theirselves? What would happen if you were pulling this by yourself, and you had difficulty going up a hill? Mr. Baldwin wouldn't like that.
Nikki: Okay, fine. You can help me.
Mike: *Pleased* Hey, that's what I want to hear. Let's do this.
While they were pulling the freight train, Bri got to the bridge that went into Santa Cruz. She was scared, because it was a very long bridge. What she didn't know was that the president was in Santa Cruz, and that he wanted to take a look around the island, to see where he would put the lakes, and water reservoirs.
Bri: *Hyperventilating* I don't know if I can do this. *Slowly goes onto bridge* So far so good. *Hears a creaky noise* Ah! It's gonna collapse! *Reverses off the bridge*
Georgia: *Appears, and one of her cars are making the creaky noise* Oh no. I have to stop, and make sure that my cars ain't going bad.
The president as well as a few other passengers were waiting in Santa Cruz. They were waiting for Bri to arrive, but it was three hours since she made her first attempt to go across the bridge. So, Makenzie was assigned to bringing the passengers to Mossberg Harbor, and Sean took them to Mr. Baldwin from there.
The president was not happy about being delayed, and complained to Mr. Baldwin about it. The next day, Mr. Baldwin spoke to Bri.
Mr. Baldwin: What happened yesterday which caused you to be late?
Bri: I was scared of the bridge! It was going to collapse.
Mr. Baldwin: No Bri, it wasn't. I can assure you that the bridge is perfectly safe. There is nothing to be afraid about.
Bri: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: Good work, now the president wants you to take him around our entire line. You will drop him off at Impala Station when he decides to go see the rest of the island.
Bri: I can do it. *Goes to collect her train*
But she soon thought about the president. He was very important, and if he didn't like the way Bri was pulling the train, he would probably end up getting her into trouble. Bri went to Cadillac Station, where the president was waiting for her.
President: Just in time. *Gets on board train*
Bri: *Sweating, and blushing* I hope I do a good job.
Conductor: All aboard.
Bri: *Blows her whistle, and pulls her train*
President: *Relaxing in chair*
Bri: *Thinking to herself* What am I being so nervous about? I can do this, and I'll be good at it too. I just have to give the president a quick, safe, and smooth ride around our line until he decides to go into Impala Station. After that, the engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway will take care of him.
And during the rest of the trip, Bri was not nervous. She chugged along the line showing the president all of the land around their line. He was pleased with the ride, and told Mr. Baldwin that Bri was the best engine on the Eastern Pacific.
As for the lakes, and water reservoirs, they were completed after four weeks. All the people on Errol Island now have quick access to clean water.
The End.
Song: link
Sir Topham Hatt: *Jealous* Looks like I'm not the only one running talking trains anymore. Oh I'm sorry, I mean, Trainz. Seriously, what's with the Z? The last show for the night, Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 13
The episode with a title that was too long, and needed a shorter title.
October 10, 1952
It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.
Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now you just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.
Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
Orion: *Enters Signalbox*
Red Rose: Orion, what are you doing in here?
Orion: I just wanted to know what would happen to Hawkeye's engine.
Red Rose: I don't wanna tell you. After it happens, I'll let you know.
Hawkeye: *gets engine into servicing facility*
Percy: Hello Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hi Percy.
Percy: I'm going to take your engine from here.
Hawkeye: Alright. *Steps out of cab*
Percy: *Drives engine away*
After getting the engine into the yard, Pierce went to the station to wait for his next assignment.
Pete: Hawkeye, I see you finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine you were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.
Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're acting like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, you nearly hit me!
Hawkeye: *drives onto road*
Back at the station, Pete was worried.
Gordon: *runs up to Pete* Hey, you did a great thing, but Hawkeye is mad about it.
Pete: No shit. What has he done?
Gordon: So far, he stole a truck.
Pete: Are you sure he stole it.
Gordon: Yeah, one of the windows were broken.
Pete: Well, we got to find him.
Gordon: But where is he?
Hawkeye didn't go far. He just got to a bank, and was withdrawing money from his account, and maybe more money from others.
Hawkeye: *Puts money in truck*
Ponies in bank: Get back here with the money.
Hawkeye: No! *Drives away*
Bank worker: Yeah, he drove a yellow truck. I think it was stolen from the Union Pacific.
Police: What company made it?
Bank worker: I don't know, I think it was a Flam.
Hawkeye returned to the station.
Pete: What's all that?
Hawkeye: Money.
Pete: What for?
Hawkeye: It's for you to keep, and we won't have to scrap anymore steam engines.
Pete: Yeah, that's not how it works.
Hawkeye: Alright then *takes money*
Pete: Where are you going now?
Hawkeye: To a bar.
Pete: A bar? You've got work to do.
Hawkeye: No I don't. I quit.
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.
Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for you to take Coffee Creme. You must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: You stopped the engine. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?
At the bar
Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: Hey man, you seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are you a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did you come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need you back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if you say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*
The two ponies returned to the train station.
Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that you have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have you back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something surprises Jeff.
Song (Start at 0:04): link
Sir Topham Hatt: And that is how you host the S.S.S.S.
James: Way to blow your own horn sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: Shut up! You, and Gordon are worse than me when it comes to bragging. Get back to work! As for the audience, we hope you enjoyed what we had for you tonight. Come back next week at 8.
Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with Rainbow Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 3: Dig In
The Island Of Errol is a new island that was discovered near California in the United States of America. Four cities were created, and five railroads were built. There were a few hills, but so far, there was no source of water, other than the Pacific Ocean surrounding it. Because of this, the people living on the island had a shortage of water.
At the white house, plans were being discussed on how to fix the water shortage.
Assistant: Mr. President, what are your plans on fixing the water shortage on our newest island?
President: We'll have to create a bunch of lakes, and a water reservoir for every city.
Assistant: How do we do that Mr. President?
President: We'll have to create them ourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make the speech outside. *Walks out of whitehouse, and stands in front of a podium*
People: *Taking pictures, and filming the president*
Person 35: Mr. President, have you found a way to stop the water crisis on Errol Island?
President: We're going to dig bodies of water on the island, so that the citizens will have access to it. We are going to build three lakes, and at least one water reservoir in each city.
The news soon spread on Errol Island. The engines on the Eastern Pacific were interested.
Carter: Do you know what this means?
Shayne: Yeah. A lot of business for us.
Sean: And where there is business, there are trains for us to pull.
Victoria: And when there are trains for us to pull, there's money.
Nikki: And when there's money, there's a rich railroad.
Sean: The more we earn, the better.
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticking his microphone out of a small house near the sheds* Alright everyone, settle down.
Sean: With who?
Engines: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'm in no mood for jokes. Just because the president is planning to make water reservoirs, and lakes on this island, does not mean all the fame will go to us. I want you all to do your work with no foul ups.
Sean: We can do it. *Goes to collect his passenger train*
Shayne: Me, and Carter were just going to bring those supplies to The Hunterdon Central sir. Weren't we Carter?
Carter: Oh, yeah. We can't keep them waiting. *Leaves sheds with Shayne*
Nikki: I'll get those freight cars into Weaver station.
Victoria: And I shall help Sean bring passengers into Impala Station.
Mike: I'll go with Nikki.
There are three engines on the Eastern Pacific you haven't met yet. Andrew, a Santa Fe diesel. Then there's Bri, and Tabby, two steam engines from the Pennsylvania Railroad. They're both fast, but Bri is shyer then Tabby.
Mr. Baldwin: Andrew, there's some flat cars containing metal that need to go into Mossberg Harbor.
Andrew: Yes sir. *Goes to yards*
Mr. Baldwin: Tabby, I want you to bring passengers into Middlesex Station, as well as Tracy, and Bellete.
Tabby: Right away. *Goes to get her passenger cars*
Mr. Baldwin: And Bri?
Bri: Yes sir?
Mr. Baldwin: You'll be heading off the island, and into Santa Cruz.
Bri: Y-yes sir. *Goes to get her train*
Mr. Baldwin was wondering if assigning Bri to go into Santa Cruz was a good idea. She was shy obviously, and he was concerned that Bri would be afraid of heights, and be late going into Santa Cruz.
Meanwhile, Andrew brought the metal into Mossberg Harbor where he met Shayne, and Carter doubleheading on a freight going into Hunterdon.
Andrew: I'm bringing in supplies, and you're bringing out supplies. Can't they make up their mind?
Shayne & Carter: *Laughing*
Shayne: Okay Carter, let's get this train rolling.
Carter: Ready when you are.
Shayne & Carter: *Pulling train out of harbor*
Mike followed Nikki into the yards to bring in freight.
Nikki: I don't need help. I can do this myself.
Mike: Well, you never know. What if the brakes on those freight cars come on by theirselves? What would happen if you were pulling this by yourself, and you had difficulty going up a hill? Mr. Baldwin wouldn't like that.
Nikki: Okay, fine. You can help me.
Mike: *Pleased* Hey, that's what I want to hear. Let's do this.
While they were pulling the freight train, Bri got to the bridge that went into Santa Cruz. She was scared, because it was a very long bridge. What she didn't know was that the president was in Santa Cruz, and that he wanted to take a look around the island, to see where he would put the lakes, and water reservoirs.
Bri: *Hyperventilating* I don't know if I can do this. *Slowly goes onto bridge* So far so good. *Hears a creaky noise* Ah! It's gonna collapse! *Reverses off the bridge*
Georgia: *Appears, and one of her cars are making the creaky noise* Oh no. I have to stop, and make sure that my cars ain't going bad.
The president as well as a few other passengers were waiting in Santa Cruz. They were waiting for Bri to arrive, but it was three hours since she made her first attempt to go across the bridge. So, Makenzie was assigned to bringing the passengers to Mossberg Harbor, and Sean took them to Mr. Baldwin from there.
The president was not happy about being delayed, and complained to Mr. Baldwin about it. The next day, Mr. Baldwin spoke to Bri.
Mr. Baldwin: What happened yesterday which caused you to be late?
Bri: I was scared of the bridge! It was going to collapse.
Mr. Baldwin: No Bri, it wasn't. I can assure you that the bridge is perfectly safe. There is nothing to be afraid about.
Bri: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: Good work, now the president wants you to take him around our entire line. You will drop him off at Impala Station when he decides to go see the rest of the island.
Bri: I can do it. *Goes to collect her train*
But she soon thought about the president. He was very important, and if he didn't like the way Bri was pulling the train, he would probably end up getting her into trouble. Bri went to Cadillac Station, where the president was waiting for her.
President: Just in time. *Gets on board train*
Bri: *Sweating, and blushing* I hope I do a good job.
Conductor: All aboard.
Bri: *Blows her whistle, and pulls her train*
President: *Relaxing in chair*
Bri: *Thinking to herself* What am I being so nervous about? I can do this, and I'll be good at it too. I just have to give the president a quick, safe, and smooth ride around our line until he decides to go into Impala Station. After that, the engines on the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway will take care of him.
And during the rest of the trip, Bri was not nervous. She chugged along the line showing the president all of the land around their line. He was pleased with the ride, and told Mr. Baldwin that Bri was the best engine on the Eastern Pacific.
As for the lakes, and water reservoirs, they were completed after four weeks. All the people on Errol Island now have quick access to clean water.
The End.
Song: link
Sir Topham Hatt: *Jealous* Looks like I'm not the only one running talking trains anymore. Oh I'm sorry, I mean, Trainz. Seriously, what's with the Z? The last show for the night, Ponies On The Rails.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 13
The episode with a title that was too long, and needed a shorter title.
October 10, 1952
It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.
Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now you just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.
Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
Orion: *Enters Signalbox*
Red Rose: Orion, what are you doing in here?
Orion: I just wanted to know what would happen to Hawkeye's engine.
Red Rose: I don't wanna tell you. After it happens, I'll let you know.
Hawkeye: *gets engine into servicing facility*
Percy: Hello Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hi Percy.
Percy: I'm going to take your engine from here.
Hawkeye: Alright. *Steps out of cab*
Percy: *Drives engine away*
After getting the engine into the yard, Pierce went to the station to wait for his next assignment.
Pete: Hawkeye, I see you finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine you were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.
Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.
Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're acting like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, you nearly hit me!
Hawkeye: *drives onto road*
Back at the station, Pete was worried.
Gordon: *runs up to Pete* Hey, you did a great thing, but Hawkeye is mad about it.
Pete: No shit. What has he done?
Gordon: So far, he stole a truck.
Pete: Are you sure he stole it.
Gordon: Yeah, one of the windows were broken.
Pete: Well, we got to find him.
Gordon: But where is he?
Hawkeye didn't go far. He just got to a bank, and was withdrawing money from his account, and maybe more money from others.
Hawkeye: *Puts money in truck*
Ponies in bank: Get back here with the money.
Hawkeye: No! *Drives away*
Bank worker: Yeah, he drove a yellow truck. I think it was stolen from the Union Pacific.
Police: What company made it?
Bank worker: I don't know, I think it was a Flam.
Hawkeye returned to the station.
Pete: What's all that?
Hawkeye: Money.
Pete: What for?
Hawkeye: It's for you to keep, and we won't have to scrap anymore steam engines.
Pete: Yeah, that's not how it works.
Hawkeye: Alright then *takes money*
Pete: Where are you going now?
Hawkeye: To a bar.
Pete: A bar? You've got work to do.
Hawkeye: No I don't. I quit.
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.
Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for you to take Coffee Creme. You must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: You stopped the engine. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?
At the bar
Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: Hey man, you seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are you a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did you come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need you back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if you say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*
The two ponies returned to the train station.
Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that you have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have you back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something surprises Jeff.
Song (Start at 0:04): link
Sir Topham Hatt: And that is how you host the S.S.S.S.
James: Way to blow your own horn sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: Shut up! You, and Gordon are worse than me when it comes to bragging. Get back to work! As for the audience, we hope you enjoyed what we had for you tonight. Come back next week at 8.
