Song: link
Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See you out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 41
Percy & The Promotion
July 2, 1955
Percy: *Putting inspection car in siding*
Wilson: Hey Percy. How was it?
Percy: It wasn't too bad. I just had to replace a few spikes, and that was it.
Wilson: Good.
Percy: *Walking to station*
Snowflake: Hi Percy.
Percy: Oh, hello Snowflake.
Snowflake: How is your day going?
Percy: So far, so good. I see you've taken Red Rose's spot.
Snowflake: Yep. I get to control the train yard now. *Evil laugh*
Percy: Okay, that wasn't necessary.
Snowflake: Sorry.
Percy: *Walks to station*
Jeff: *Arrives* Percy, how are you?
Percy: Great. Thank you for asking Jeff.
Jeff: Where did you have to go?
Percy: Sherman Hill. I have to go there a lot now. So many long, and heavy trains go up that hill.
Jeff: It could wear the rails out.
Percy: Right. Well, I'm gonna go see Pete. *Walks into station*
In Pete's office.
Pete: Well, whoever's fault it was, we still need another engineer over here.
Michael: How about we borrow some of your engines, and you won't need so many engineers.
Pete: We already let the Santa Neigh, and the Baltimare & Ohio borrow some of our engines. We don't have enough to give to you.
Michael: And yet you always have enough for the Baltimare & Ohio.
Pete: Hey, we don't normally lease engines to the Santa Neigh. They plan to sell part of their line going over our yard, to the Burlington Route.
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Can you call me back? I have somepony at my door.
Michael: *Hangs up*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: *Walks in* Sir, I got the line repaired at Sherman Hill.
Pete: Ah, good. *Thinking* Hey listen, I was just on the phone with Michael, the boss of the Southern Pacific, and one of his trains crashed into ours, and killed one of our engineers. We need more, and I think you're the right pony for the job.
Percy: Me sir?
Pete: Yes you. You've been maintaining our engines for a long time, and you know how to drive them, so it's a perfect idea.
Percy: Okay. If you say so.
Pete: Great. So as of now, you are now an engineer.
After being promoted by Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much more rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let you be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all you do is either go too fast, or jump off at random times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, you and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.
Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled by one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.
Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, you just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I said go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, you didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were you thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, you should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now you can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, you ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't you just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No you won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.
After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train by himself.
Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm sorry!! *Runs to coupling*
Snowflake: *Impatiently stomping hoof on ground* What's taking so long?
Percy: *Uncouples engine from train*
Snowflake: Now get it in the siding! *Runs to signal tower*
Percy: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Walks up* Come on, hurry up! I got to get my train in here too you know.
Percy: I'm doing the best I can! *Drives passed switch track*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Percy: *Backs up into siding*
Gordon: Okay, now to get my train in here.
Snowflake: But you have to wait for Wilson to push Percy's train down the hump!
Gordon: Goddamnit!!
After Percy got his engine in the siding, Jeff came to put it in the servicing facility.
Jeff: What's the matter Percy? You look upset.
Percy: So far, everypony has been getting angry at me.
Jeff: What did you do wrong?
Percy: Well first off, Orion tried to take off before one of his freight cars even got unloaded, and I prevented him from doing that. Then, the ponies that were trying to unload Orion's train got angry at me, and thought I was the one that tried to leave too early, and Snowflake just shouted at me, because she thought I was too slow to move my engine out of the way.
Jeff: So, what do you want to do about it?
Percy: I want to go back to my old job.
Jeff: But Pete won't let you.
Percy: Oh yes he will. If I just explain to him what's happening, then I'll go back to my old job. *Runs to Pete's office*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for another train to arrive, so that they could take it to North Platte.
Percy: *Runs across tracks, and onto platform*
Hawkeye: What's the rush?
Percy: I want to talk to Pete about my job.
Stylo: You're not quitting, are you?
Percy: No, but I don't want to be an engineer anymore.
Stylo: Are you sure? What happened.
Percy: Everypony hates me now.
Hawkeye: Aw, don't be like that. How could they hate a nice, quiet pony like you?
Percy: They don't think I'm good at the job. I want to get back to repairing track, and maintaining our engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, if you want to, that's your decision.
Percy: Thank you. *Walks into station*
Pete: *In his office, looking in a mirror*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: *Arrives* Sir, I don't like being an engineer.
Pete: Why not?
Percy: Nopony likes me anymore. They think I'm terrible.
Pete: What did you do?
Percy: I did nothing wrong, I even stopped Orion from trying to leave too soon.
Pete: I think I know what's happening. You're not used to the job, and you want to get back to repairing tracks, and engines.
Percy: Yes sir.
Pete: Well, if that's what you want, I'll make it happen.
Percy: Thank you sir. *Notices mirror* Why are you looking at yourself in a mirror sir?
Pete: I just noticed that I'm getting some grey in my mane, and tail. After I turned fourty five last month, I was expecting this to happen.
Percy: I don't see any grey hair in your mane, or tail.
Pete: Thank you for your honesty.
Next day, Percy returned to his old job.
Hawkeye: Back to maintenance, huh?
Percy: Yes Pierce.
Hawkeye: Good for you Percy. I'm glad your wish came true.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye meets an old friend.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See You Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary day in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see you again. What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, you work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to you later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker you asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: Date of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, you sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the second world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll show you everything you need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure you know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. You push those cars down a small hill called a hump.
Mirage: How do you hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to show me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. Or at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see you two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where you live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what you tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
Pony 36: I would.
Pony 57: Me too.
Pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are you alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when you need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a street like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate you too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will you stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cross a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: You drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are you going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
Next morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what you two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: You know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing you again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*
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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. You two will do this until your car gets fixed.
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Tim: Did you see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.
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Nikki: *Drag racing a pony in a Corvette*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Dan: *Drifts onto the freeway, and follows Julia*
And featuring Dan Chandler from SeanTheHedgehog
Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Episode 11: Traffic Control
Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23
Nikki stopped on Green Drive, next to the auto shop. She was going to race someone in a 1972 GTO
Nikki: *Sees the pony in his car* Enjoy that car while you can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!
After three seconds, the ponies took off.
Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the pony racing her* You picked the wrong pony to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to catch up*
Nikki: *Turns right, and passes the train station*
Pony 49: *Drifts, and gets closer to Nikki*
Nikki: *Enters the freeway*
Pony 49: *Enters the freeway, cutting off two cars*
Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*
On Byer Lane
Julia: *Driving the M4*
Dispatch: Any units near the train station, we have multiple cars involved in an accident, with illegal street racing. Street racers just passed exit 4 on the Round Freeway. Accident is just ahead of exit 3.
Tim: Get on the freeway.
Julia: *Turns right*
Tim: GT24, we're going after the street racers.
Dispatch: Ten-4. Your targets are a Pontiac GTO, and a Chrysler 300.
Pictures of the two cars appeared on the front window
Tim: Ten-4 dispatch.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway*
Song: link
Nikki & Pony 49: *Continue the race*
Julia: They're behind us.
Pony 49: Cop! *Brakes, but slams into the back of Julia's car*
Julia: *Hits her head on the steering wheel, and is unconscious*
Tim: *Grabs the steering wheel to keep the car under control*
Nikki: *Sees Tim, then moves her car towards the M4 to make it lose control*
Tim: *Hits Nikki's car*
Nikki: *Spins the car to the right, making it stop, and runs out, taking out her purse*
Pony 59: *In a Mustang, crashes into Nikki's car*
Scion Pony: *Hits the back of the Mustang*
Volkswagen Pony: *Swerves left, hitting a Cadillac*
More cars began crashing into each other, but it was about to get worse.
Big Rig Pony: *Driving a truck pulling a trailer of explosives. He brakes, but hits another car*
Dodge Pony: *Hits the back of the trailer, making it explode*
The explosion ruined the road, and made three cars catch on fire.
Tim: *Pulls Julia out of the car* Come on, we need to get out of here!
Julia: *Waking up, and sees the accident* What the hell happened?!!?
Tim: No time for that. We need to go! *Grabs Julia's tail* The car is dead, so fly us out of here.
Julia: *Uses her wings to get away*
Stop the song
The cars on fire began to explode. Then, a chain reaction started. The M4 Tim, and Julia were in also exploded.
Julia: Damn. That was close.
Tim: Good thing we got out of there in time.
Julia: What will the Captain say to us about this?
Julia, and Tim returned to their station.
Julia: Okay, I'm going inside to find the Captain.
Tim: You do that. I'm going to talk to Toby, and Red for a while.
Julia: *Goes inside*
Tim: *Walks to Toby, and Red* Hey you two.
Red: Hi Tim.
Toby: Anything good happening lately?
Tim: No. My police car just blew up.
Toby: You're kidding.
Tim: *Shakes his head* The engine stalled, there was a big rig that blew up, caused a chain reaction, and my car was part of it.
Red: Isn't it Julia's car since she drives it?
Toby: That's a good way of putting it.
Tim: You guys have fun with this, but me, and Julia are going to be in a lot of trouble.
A truck arrived, pulling a trailer with an old police car.
Tim: What's this?
Toby: Captain Jefferson ordered this car.
Red: He wants something to remind him of his childhood.
Toby: When he saw a bunch of TV shows that wanted him to become a police officer.
Tim: That's cool. I'm going to go see the Captain. *Walks to the building*
Captain Jefferson: *Sees Tim come inside* There you are Miller. Now go sit in my office, and wait for me. I have to go see if my police car arrived.
Tim: It's there.
Captain Jefferson: Good. *Goes outside*
Tim: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office, and sits next to Julia* What did you tell the Captain?
Julia: Nothing yet. I just said we wanted to see him. Where did he go?
Tim: Did you see what just arrived?
Julia: No. How can I see when I'm in here? There aren't any windows. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.
Captain Jefferson: *Returns, and enters his office, sitting in front of Tim, and Julia* Now then. What can I do for you two?
Tim: You know how some things end up going much worse than you want them to?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. What's this leading to?
Julia: During pursuit of two street racers, one of them hit the back of our car so hard, it ended up knocking me out.
Tim: He got away, and as I got the car onto the side of the road, the engine stalled. Then the other suspect abandoned her car in the middle of the freeway, and dozens of cars began crashing into each other. Then, a truck full of explosives joins in on the crashes, and starts a chain reaction of cars blowing up, involving ours.
Captain Jefferson:.... I'm sorry, I thought you said, your car stalled, and ended up blowing up in a crash.
Julia: It did Captain. We're very sorry.
Captain Jefferson:.... *Bangs his hoof on his desk* THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Julia: Captain?
Captain Jefferson: We have two racers out there causing havoc, and you screw up, letting them escape!
Julia: *Her eyes begin to produce tears* I didn't-
Captain Jefferson: To top it all off, your police car, which costs a hundred thousand dollars might I add, explodes!!!
Julia: *Cries while hugging Tim*
Tim: I think this could have gone better.
Captain Jefferson: *Calms down* I'm sorry you two. I never had to deal with a police car that blew up. You would've acted the same way if you were in my shoes. Believe me.
Julia: *Stops crying, and wipes her tears* What now?
Captain Jefferson: Until your car gets repaired, you will be on traffic control on the freeway, where your accident occurred. I just got a call from the road department, and they say that it'll take a week to repair the damage the truck caused.
Tim: We can do that. Can't we Julia?
Julia: Yeah, we can.
Captain Jefferson: All right, good.
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.
Officer 9: Tim, you stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. You really want me to do that?
Officer 9: You have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run you down will be chased down by us. Not a single pony has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass the damaged road* When does the road department get here?
Tim: They better arrive soon.
The Koenigsegg dealership in the lower part of town had a used car lot. One of the cars in the lot was a 1968 Shelby GT500.
Nikki: *Picks the lock, and gets in* Hey, you're coming home with me. *Starts the car* Let's go before any cops come. *Drives out of the parking lot*
State Trooper: *Talks on his radio* Car 84, contact Gran Turismo Police Department of a Grand Theft Auto. Yellow 1968 Mustang, northbound, Main Street, out of the Koenigsegg Used Car Lot.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Back to Tim, and Julia
Tim: *Hears dispatch in the police car*
Dispatch: Any available units, Neigh Jersey State Police have a stolen car in sight. Your target is a yellow 1968 GT500.
Officers: We'll handle this. You two stay here, and keep traffic moving. *Run into their police car, and head off*
Tim: *Bored* Ugh.
Song (Start at 0:23): link
Nikki: *Passes under the highway*
State Trooper: *Behind Nikki*
Officer 5: *Spins the car to a stop*
Nikki: *Quickly drifts to turn around*
State Trooper: Ah!! *Crashes into the officers*
They're dead
Dan: *Spots Nikki, and chases her with his sirens, and lights on* Y7, I spotted the suspect, southbound on Main Street, passing under the highway. The other officers crashed into each other.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7, where did they crash?
Dan: Main Street, fifty feet north of the highway bridge.
Dispatch: Copy.
Nikki: *Turns left*
Dan: *Taps the back of Nikki's car*
Nikki: *Goes into the docks*
Dock Ponies: *Running away to avoid getting hit by Nikki*
Dan: *Getting close to Nikki*
Nikki: *Turns left*
Dan: She's northbound on Casino Drive. She'll pass the next police station soon. Get two cars to block the road!
But they were too late.
Nikki: *Passes the station*
Police Ponies: *Blocking the road*
Dan: *Stops* You were too late! She got away!
Nikki: *Turns left at an intersection*
Stop the song
Dan: Y7, roadblock failed, suspect got away. Last seen westbound on Green Drive.
On the freeway, Toby and Red stopped where Tim, and Julia were.
Tim: *Watches Toby, and Red get out of their car* What happened to the other two?
Toby: They were killed in a car crash. Somepony by the name of Nikki West tricked them into crashing with the state trooper chasing her.
Julia: That's sad.
Tim: If we were chasing her, she wouldn't have escaped.
Toby: But you're not Tim. You're stuck here.
Red drove her police car back at the station with Toby, Julia, and Tim.
Tim: I'm going home.
Julia: But you have to sign out.
Tim: Do it for me. *Quickly walks to his car, gets in, and does a burnout as he leaves*
Julia: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office* Captain, do you have a minute?
Captain Jefferson: Sure.
Julia: *Enters the office, and sits down* Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. You two will do this until your car gets fixed, and I better not here you complain about your traffic control assignment.
Julia: No sir. No complaints from me. Just Tim.
Captain Jefferson: Where is Tim?
Julia: He left.
Captain Jefferson: Without signing out?
Julia: He told me to do it for him.
Captain Jefferson: I'll have a word with him tomorrow.
That night, Nikki was making a phone call
Nikki: Yep... Yes, I still have the Mustang. What are you going to use? Where do we meet? Green Drive? Nah, let's try a different place, somewhere new. *Looking at the map of Gran Turismo* I think I got an idea.
Next morning
Tim: *Walks in with Julia*
Captain Jefferson: Miller! In my office!
Tim: *Walks into the office* You seem angry.
Captain Jefferson: We're not going to talk about that. *Closes the door* Julia says you left without signing out. Wanna talk about it?
Tim: I was bored with my traffic control assignment, and decided to leave as soon as I got back.
Captain Jefferson: Listen to me Tim, until we get another car for you to use, you will help the road department control traffic while they fix the freeway.
Tim: Another car?
During their conversation, Nikki was waiting on the freeway just before exit 5. The pony she was racing arrived in a Corvette
Nikki: It's about time you arrived. I was just getting ready to leave.
Pony 49: It's the moment of truth. 1968 Shelby GT500 versus a 2014 Corvette.
Nikki: You ain't gonna have that car for long sweetie.
Pony 49: Bring it!
They floored it
Tim: *Bringing Julia out of the station* Come on. *Gets the keys to the Monaco, and unlocks the doors. He gets in, and starts the car*
Julia: *Gets in* You really lost your mind.
Tim: No, it's called borrowing. We stop Nikki, and the other drag racer, then bring it back here. *Drives*
Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees Pony 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do you think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two seconds while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for them to catch up.
Nikki & Pony 49: *Getting close to Tim*
Song: link
Tim: Now. *Swerving to the left, and right* Nothing like a good old traffic break to slow things down.
Ponies: *Slowing down*
Pony 49: *Stuck between other cars, and a barrier* Oh come on!
Nikki: What is this? *Looks to her right* I can do that. *Turns right, and goes off road*
Andy: *Chasing Nikki*
Mercedes: Suspect has gone off road. Continuing pursuit.
Julia: Ten-4, we apprehended the other driver.
Nikki: *Turns left*
Andy: *Following close behind*
Mercedes: We just passed the fire department, eastbound on Mine Drive. She's about to pass the intersection on Main Street.
Nikki: *Getting ready to turn right, but the left front wheel on her car falls off. She hits a light pole*
Andy: *Stops*
Stop the song
Back at the police station
Tim: *Parks the Monaco where it was before he drove off in it*
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* There you are Tim. What the hell were you thinking?
Tim: About stopping the suspects. We dropped off the suspect at the station on Casino Drive by the docks.
Captain Jefferson: Good for you. What about Nikki?
Julia: You didn't hear that Andy, and Mercedes got them?
Captain Jefferson: I'll have to congratulate them on their arrest. As for you two, I have something for you.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim & Julia: *Still conducting traffic on the Round Freeway*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: This is ridiculous.
Julia: Hey. It's your fault that our traffic control assignment got extended to three weeks.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Shut up Julia. I don't want to hear it right now.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Julia: *Signalling the cars in her lane to go*
Toby: *Passing by in his 200* Having fun you two? *Laughing*
And featuring Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Tim: He wouldn't be laughing if he was doing this.
Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: We'll be gone until the 14th to celebrate Thanksgiving. Enjoy spending time with your loved ones.
Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See you out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 41
Percy & The Promotion
July 2, 1955
Percy: *Putting inspection car in siding*
Wilson: Hey Percy. How was it?
Percy: It wasn't too bad. I just had to replace a few spikes, and that was it.
Wilson: Good.
Percy: *Walking to station*
Snowflake: Hi Percy.
Percy: Oh, hello Snowflake.
Snowflake: How is your day going?
Percy: So far, so good. I see you've taken Red Rose's spot.
Snowflake: Yep. I get to control the train yard now. *Evil laugh*
Percy: Okay, that wasn't necessary.
Snowflake: Sorry.
Percy: *Walks to station*
Jeff: *Arrives* Percy, how are you?
Percy: Great. Thank you for asking Jeff.
Jeff: Where did you have to go?
Percy: Sherman Hill. I have to go there a lot now. So many long, and heavy trains go up that hill.
Jeff: It could wear the rails out.
Percy: Right. Well, I'm gonna go see Pete. *Walks into station*
In Pete's office.
Pete: Well, whoever's fault it was, we still need another engineer over here.
Michael: How about we borrow some of your engines, and you won't need so many engineers.
Pete: We already let the Santa Neigh, and the Baltimare & Ohio borrow some of our engines. We don't have enough to give to you.
Michael: And yet you always have enough for the Baltimare & Ohio.
Pete: Hey, we don't normally lease engines to the Santa Neigh. They plan to sell part of their line going over our yard, to the Burlington Route.
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Can you call me back? I have somepony at my door.
Michael: *Hangs up*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: *Walks in* Sir, I got the line repaired at Sherman Hill.
Pete: Ah, good. *Thinking* Hey listen, I was just on the phone with Michael, the boss of the Southern Pacific, and one of his trains crashed into ours, and killed one of our engineers. We need more, and I think you're the right pony for the job.
Percy: Me sir?
Pete: Yes you. You've been maintaining our engines for a long time, and you know how to drive them, so it's a perfect idea.
Percy: Okay. If you say so.
Pete: Great. So as of now, you are now an engineer.
After being promoted by Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much more rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let you be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all you do is either go too fast, or jump off at random times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, you and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.
Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled by one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.
Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, you just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I said go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, you didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were you thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, you should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now you can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, you ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't you just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No you won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.
After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train by himself.
Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm sorry!! *Runs to coupling*
Snowflake: *Impatiently stomping hoof on ground* What's taking so long?
Percy: *Uncouples engine from train*
Snowflake: Now get it in the siding! *Runs to signal tower*
Percy: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: *Walks up* Come on, hurry up! I got to get my train in here too you know.
Percy: I'm doing the best I can! *Drives passed switch track*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Percy: *Backs up into siding*
Gordon: Okay, now to get my train in here.
Snowflake: But you have to wait for Wilson to push Percy's train down the hump!
Gordon: Goddamnit!!
After Percy got his engine in the siding, Jeff came to put it in the servicing facility.
Jeff: What's the matter Percy? You look upset.
Percy: So far, everypony has been getting angry at me.
Jeff: What did you do wrong?
Percy: Well first off, Orion tried to take off before one of his freight cars even got unloaded, and I prevented him from doing that. Then, the ponies that were trying to unload Orion's train got angry at me, and thought I was the one that tried to leave too early, and Snowflake just shouted at me, because she thought I was too slow to move my engine out of the way.
Jeff: So, what do you want to do about it?
Percy: I want to go back to my old job.
Jeff: But Pete won't let you.
Percy: Oh yes he will. If I just explain to him what's happening, then I'll go back to my old job. *Runs to Pete's office*
At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for another train to arrive, so that they could take it to North Platte.
Percy: *Runs across tracks, and onto platform*
Hawkeye: What's the rush?
Percy: I want to talk to Pete about my job.
Stylo: You're not quitting, are you?
Percy: No, but I don't want to be an engineer anymore.
Stylo: Are you sure? What happened.
Percy: Everypony hates me now.
Hawkeye: Aw, don't be like that. How could they hate a nice, quiet pony like you?
Percy: They don't think I'm good at the job. I want to get back to repairing track, and maintaining our engines.
Hawkeye: Alright, if you want to, that's your decision.
Percy: Thank you. *Walks into station*
Pete: *In his office, looking in a mirror*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: *Arrives* Sir, I don't like being an engineer.
Pete: Why not?
Percy: Nopony likes me anymore. They think I'm terrible.
Pete: What did you do?
Percy: I did nothing wrong, I even stopped Orion from trying to leave too soon.
Pete: I think I know what's happening. You're not used to the job, and you want to get back to repairing tracks, and engines.
Percy: Yes sir.
Pete: Well, if that's what you want, I'll make it happen.
Percy: Thank you sir. *Notices mirror* Why are you looking at yourself in a mirror sir?
Pete: I just noticed that I'm getting some grey in my mane, and tail. After I turned fourty five last month, I was expecting this to happen.
Percy: I don't see any grey hair in your mane, or tail.
Pete: Thank you for your honesty.
Next day, Percy returned to his old job.
Hawkeye: Back to maintenance, huh?
Percy: Yes Pierce.
Hawkeye: Good for you Percy. I'm glad your wish came true.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye meets an old friend.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Episode 42
Good To See You Again
July 10, 1955
It was like any ordinary day in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.
Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring.
Stylo: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Cutting bored.
Stylo: Gamebored.
Hawkeye: Floorbored.
Stylo: Checkerbored.
Hawkeye: All abored.
Stylo: I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: That's what they all say.
A passenger train arrived, and passengers started getting out.
Mirage: *Looking around station*
Hawkeye: Hold up.
Stylo: What is it?
Hawkeye: I don't believe it. Nocturnal Mirage, over here!
Mirage: Pierce? *Walks over to Hawkeye* Good to see you again. What are you doing here?
Hawkeye: My job.
MIrage: No kidding, you work here?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Mirage: I was just going to get a job here myself.
Stylo: Interesting.
Hawkeye: We need to get going, but we'll talk to you later Mirage. Good luck on your interview.
Mirage: Thanks.
Hawkeye, and Stylo got in the train, while Nocturnal Mirage went to Pete's office.
Pete: *Signing papers*
Mirage: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Mirage: Hello sir, I'm the new worker you asked for.
Pete: Ah, yes. Come on in.
Mirage: With pleasure. *Walks into office*
Pete: So, how old are you?
Mirage: Twenty two sir.
Pete: Date of birth, and where?
Mirage: March 20, 1933, Hungary.
Pete: For a Hungarian pony, you sound british.
Mirage: I moved to England when I was three, but when the second world war started, I moved here into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: I remember that war. We had twenty five big boys delivering soldiers, food, vehicles, weapons, and other supplies to the United States Army.
Mirage: What's a big boy?
Pete: You'll get to see one later.
Orion: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: What now Orion?
Orion: He's back.
Mirage: Who?
Pete: This bus driver. He's so drunk, that he thinks he's a real bus.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.
Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll show you everything you need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.
So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.
Pete: I'm sure you know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, by the tower. You push those cars down a small hill called a hump.
Mirage: How do you hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to show me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*
While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.
Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. Or at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see you two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where you live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.
Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what you tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
Pony 36: I would.
Pony 57: Me too.
Pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are you alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.
Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.
Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when you need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a street like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate you too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will you stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to cross a railroad crossing.
But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.
Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: You drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!
Everypony got out.
Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are you going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*
Next morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.
Mirage: I heard about what you two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He lost his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: You know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing you again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.
All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*
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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. You two will do this until your car gets fixed.
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Tim: Did you see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.
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Nikki: *Drag racing a pony in a Corvette*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Dan: *Drifts onto the freeway, and follows Julia*
And featuring Dan Chandler from SeanTheHedgehog
Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Episode 11: Traffic Control
Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23
Nikki stopped on Green Drive, next to the auto shop. She was going to race someone in a 1972 GTO
Nikki: *Sees the pony in his car* Enjoy that car while you can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!
After three seconds, the ponies took off.
Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the pony racing her* You picked the wrong pony to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to catch up*
Nikki: *Turns right, and passes the train station*
Pony 49: *Drifts, and gets closer to Nikki*
Nikki: *Enters the freeway*
Pony 49: *Enters the freeway, cutting off two cars*
Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*
On Byer Lane
Julia: *Driving the M4*
Dispatch: Any units near the train station, we have multiple cars involved in an accident, with illegal street racing. Street racers just passed exit 4 on the Round Freeway. Accident is just ahead of exit 3.
Tim: Get on the freeway.
Julia: *Turns right*
Tim: GT24, we're going after the street racers.
Dispatch: Ten-4. Your targets are a Pontiac GTO, and a Chrysler 300.
Pictures of the two cars appeared on the front window
Tim: Ten-4 dispatch.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway*
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Nikki & Pony 49: *Continue the race*
Julia: They're behind us.
Pony 49: Cop! *Brakes, but slams into the back of Julia's car*
Julia: *Hits her head on the steering wheel, and is unconscious*
Tim: *Grabs the steering wheel to keep the car under control*
Nikki: *Sees Tim, then moves her car towards the M4 to make it lose control*
Tim: *Hits Nikki's car*
Nikki: *Spins the car to the right, making it stop, and runs out, taking out her purse*
Pony 59: *In a Mustang, crashes into Nikki's car*
Scion Pony: *Hits the back of the Mustang*
Volkswagen Pony: *Swerves left, hitting a Cadillac*
More cars began crashing into each other, but it was about to get worse.
Big Rig Pony: *Driving a truck pulling a trailer of explosives. He brakes, but hits another car*
Dodge Pony: *Hits the back of the trailer, making it explode*
The explosion ruined the road, and made three cars catch on fire.
Tim: *Pulls Julia out of the car* Come on, we need to get out of here!
Julia: *Waking up, and sees the accident* What the hell happened?!!?
Tim: No time for that. We need to go! *Grabs Julia's tail* The car is dead, so fly us out of here.
Julia: *Uses her wings to get away*
Stop the song
The cars on fire began to explode. Then, a chain reaction started. The M4 Tim, and Julia were in also exploded.
Julia: Damn. That was close.
Tim: Good thing we got out of there in time.
Julia: What will the Captain say to us about this?
Julia, and Tim returned to their station.
Julia: Okay, I'm going inside to find the Captain.
Tim: You do that. I'm going to talk to Toby, and Red for a while.
Julia: *Goes inside*
Tim: *Walks to Toby, and Red* Hey you two.
Red: Hi Tim.
Toby: Anything good happening lately?
Tim: No. My police car just blew up.
Toby: You're kidding.
Tim: *Shakes his head* The engine stalled, there was a big rig that blew up, caused a chain reaction, and my car was part of it.
Red: Isn't it Julia's car since she drives it?
Toby: That's a good way of putting it.
Tim: You guys have fun with this, but me, and Julia are going to be in a lot of trouble.
A truck arrived, pulling a trailer with an old police car.
Tim: What's this?
Toby: Captain Jefferson ordered this car.
Red: He wants something to remind him of his childhood.
Toby: When he saw a bunch of TV shows that wanted him to become a police officer.
Tim: That's cool. I'm going to go see the Captain. *Walks to the building*
Captain Jefferson: *Sees Tim come inside* There you are Miller. Now go sit in my office, and wait for me. I have to go see if my police car arrived.
Tim: It's there.
Captain Jefferson: Good. *Goes outside*
Tim: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office, and sits next to Julia* What did you tell the Captain?
Julia: Nothing yet. I just said we wanted to see him. Where did he go?
Tim: Did you see what just arrived?
Julia: No. How can I see when I'm in here? There aren't any windows. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.
Captain Jefferson: *Returns, and enters his office, sitting in front of Tim, and Julia* Now then. What can I do for you two?
Tim: You know how some things end up going much worse than you want them to?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. What's this leading to?
Julia: During pursuit of two street racers, one of them hit the back of our car so hard, it ended up knocking me out.
Tim: He got away, and as I got the car onto the side of the road, the engine stalled. Then the other suspect abandoned her car in the middle of the freeway, and dozens of cars began crashing into each other. Then, a truck full of explosives joins in on the crashes, and starts a chain reaction of cars blowing up, involving ours.
Captain Jefferson:.... I'm sorry, I thought you said, your car stalled, and ended up blowing up in a crash.
Julia: It did Captain. We're very sorry.
Captain Jefferson:.... *Bangs his hoof on his desk* THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Julia: Captain?
Captain Jefferson: We have two racers out there causing havoc, and you screw up, letting them escape!
Julia: *Her eyes begin to produce tears* I didn't-
Captain Jefferson: To top it all off, your police car, which costs a hundred thousand dollars might I add, explodes!!!
Julia: *Cries while hugging Tim*
Tim: I think this could have gone better.
Captain Jefferson: *Calms down* I'm sorry you two. I never had to deal with a police car that blew up. You would've acted the same way if you were in my shoes. Believe me.
Julia: *Stops crying, and wipes her tears* What now?
Captain Jefferson: Until your car gets repaired, you will be on traffic control on the freeway, where your accident occurred. I just got a call from the road department, and they say that it'll take a week to repair the damage the truck caused.
Tim: We can do that. Can't we Julia?
Julia: Yeah, we can.
Captain Jefferson: All right, good.
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.
Officer 9: Tim, you stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. You really want me to do that?
Officer 9: You have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run you down will be chased down by us. Not a single pony has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass the damaged road* When does the road department get here?
Tim: They better arrive soon.
The Koenigsegg dealership in the lower part of town had a used car lot. One of the cars in the lot was a 1968 Shelby GT500.
Nikki: *Picks the lock, and gets in* Hey, you're coming home with me. *Starts the car* Let's go before any cops come. *Drives out of the parking lot*
State Trooper: *Talks on his radio* Car 84, contact Gran Turismo Police Department of a Grand Theft Auto. Yellow 1968 Mustang, northbound, Main Street, out of the Koenigsegg Used Car Lot.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Back to Tim, and Julia
Tim: *Hears dispatch in the police car*
Dispatch: Any available units, Neigh Jersey State Police have a stolen car in sight. Your target is a yellow 1968 GT500.
Officers: We'll handle this. You two stay here, and keep traffic moving. *Run into their police car, and head off*
Tim: *Bored* Ugh.
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Nikki: *Passes under the highway*
State Trooper: *Behind Nikki*
Officer 5: *Spins the car to a stop*
Nikki: *Quickly drifts to turn around*
State Trooper: Ah!! *Crashes into the officers*
They're dead
Dan: *Spots Nikki, and chases her with his sirens, and lights on* Y7, I spotted the suspect, southbound on Main Street, passing under the highway. The other officers crashed into each other.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7, where did they crash?
Dan: Main Street, fifty feet north of the highway bridge.
Dispatch: Copy.
Nikki: *Turns left*
Dan: *Taps the back of Nikki's car*
Nikki: *Goes into the docks*
Dock Ponies: *Running away to avoid getting hit by Nikki*
Dan: *Getting close to Nikki*
Nikki: *Turns left*
Dan: She's northbound on Casino Drive. She'll pass the next police station soon. Get two cars to block the road!
But they were too late.
Nikki: *Passes the station*
Police Ponies: *Blocking the road*
Dan: *Stops* You were too late! She got away!
Nikki: *Turns left at an intersection*
Stop the song
Dan: Y7, roadblock failed, suspect got away. Last seen westbound on Green Drive.
On the freeway, Toby and Red stopped where Tim, and Julia were.
Tim: *Watches Toby, and Red get out of their car* What happened to the other two?
Toby: They were killed in a car crash. Somepony by the name of Nikki West tricked them into crashing with the state trooper chasing her.
Julia: That's sad.
Tim: If we were chasing her, she wouldn't have escaped.
Toby: But you're not Tim. You're stuck here.
Red drove her police car back at the station with Toby, Julia, and Tim.
Tim: I'm going home.
Julia: But you have to sign out.
Tim: Do it for me. *Quickly walks to his car, gets in, and does a burnout as he leaves*
Julia: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office* Captain, do you have a minute?
Captain Jefferson: Sure.
Julia: *Enters the office, and sits down* Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. You two will do this until your car gets fixed, and I better not here you complain about your traffic control assignment.
Julia: No sir. No complaints from me. Just Tim.
Captain Jefferson: Where is Tim?
Julia: He left.
Captain Jefferson: Without signing out?
Julia: He told me to do it for him.
Captain Jefferson: I'll have a word with him tomorrow.
That night, Nikki was making a phone call
Nikki: Yep... Yes, I still have the Mustang. What are you going to use? Where do we meet? Green Drive? Nah, let's try a different place, somewhere new. *Looking at the map of Gran Turismo* I think I got an idea.
Next morning
Tim: *Walks in with Julia*
Captain Jefferson: Miller! In my office!
Tim: *Walks into the office* You seem angry.
Captain Jefferson: We're not going to talk about that. *Closes the door* Julia says you left without signing out. Wanna talk about it?
Tim: I was bored with my traffic control assignment, and decided to leave as soon as I got back.
Captain Jefferson: Listen to me Tim, until we get another car for you to use, you will help the road department control traffic while they fix the freeway.
Tim: Another car?
During their conversation, Nikki was waiting on the freeway just before exit 5. The pony she was racing arrived in a Corvette
Nikki: It's about time you arrived. I was just getting ready to leave.
Pony 49: It's the moment of truth. 1968 Shelby GT500 versus a 2014 Corvette.
Nikki: You ain't gonna have that car for long sweetie.
Pony 49: Bring it!
They floored it
Tim: *Bringing Julia out of the station* Come on. *Gets the keys to the Monaco, and unlocks the doors. He gets in, and starts the car*
Julia: *Gets in* You really lost your mind.
Tim: No, it's called borrowing. We stop Nikki, and the other drag racer, then bring it back here. *Drives*
Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees Pony 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do you think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two seconds while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for them to catch up.
Nikki & Pony 49: *Getting close to Tim*
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Tim: Now. *Swerving to the left, and right* Nothing like a good old traffic break to slow things down.
Ponies: *Slowing down*
Pony 49: *Stuck between other cars, and a barrier* Oh come on!
Nikki: What is this? *Looks to her right* I can do that. *Turns right, and goes off road*
Andy: *Chasing Nikki*
Mercedes: Suspect has gone off road. Continuing pursuit.
Julia: Ten-4, we apprehended the other driver.
Nikki: *Turns left*
Andy: *Following close behind*
Mercedes: We just passed the fire department, eastbound on Mine Drive. She's about to pass the intersection on Main Street.
Nikki: *Getting ready to turn right, but the left front wheel on her car falls off. She hits a light pole*
Andy: *Stops*
Stop the song
Back at the police station
Tim: *Parks the Monaco where it was before he drove off in it*
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* There you are Tim. What the hell were you thinking?
Tim: About stopping the suspects. We dropped off the suspect at the station on Casino Drive by the docks.
Captain Jefferson: Good for you. What about Nikki?
Julia: You didn't hear that Andy, and Mercedes got them?
Captain Jefferson: I'll have to congratulate them on their arrest. As for you two, I have something for you.
And now we're at the ending credits.
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Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim & Julia: *Still conducting traffic on the Round Freeway*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: This is ridiculous.
Julia: Hey. It's your fault that our traffic control assignment got extended to three weeks.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: Shut up Julia. I don't want to hear it right now.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Julia: *Signalling the cars in her lane to go*
Toby: *Passing by in his 200* Having fun you two? *Laughing*
And featuring Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Tim: He wouldn't be laughing if he was doing this.
Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
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Rainbow Dash: We'll be gone until the 14th to celebrate Thanksgiving. Enjoy spending time with your loved ones.
