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Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do you say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we show you an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler.
MI6 Boss: *Picks up a white phone* Yes?... I'm afraid we've not enough men to help you out. You two are on your own, unless we can get someone from the United States to help you out...Yes, I can call them. What's that agent's name again? Lightning? An odd last name, but I will ask for him. Good luck gentlemen. *Hangs up*

Back in Dunedin.

Lewis: *Smiling* He's calling for Johnny Lightning right now.
Derek: Good. After the help he gave us against ISIS, I know we can get through this with him by our side.

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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Port Chalmers

Johnny: *Driving his green 1970 Mustang*

Episode 7: A Is For Antagonist

Special Guest Stars

Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O' Rourke
Misanthrope86 as Ms. A

Narrator: I arrived in New Zealand to help out some good friends of mine from MI6. They were sent to Dunedin to find a terrorist squad, but they underestimated their leader. I had to drive more than ten miles from Port Chalmers to make it to my friends from England.

Down in Dunedin, Derek kept looking out the window.

Lewis: Do you see anything?
Derek: I don't see anyone. Hold it. *Looks up at a rooftop* There's a sniper. He's pointing his gun towards us, but I don't think he's spotted us. Oh no.
Lewis: What?
Derek: Johnny's getting towards him.
Johnny: *Stops his car next to the building where the sniper is, and steps out*
Sniper: You try to avenge those tourists, and you Brits are dead. *Cocks his rifle*
Johnny: *Hears the rifle* Where did that come from?
Sniper: I know you two are somewhere.
Derek: Johnny's taking cover inside one of the buildings.
Sniper: Ms. A, this is Rufus. I'm closing in on the British agents.
Ms. A: Let me know when you kill them.
Sniper: Roger that.
Johnny: *Going up a flight of stairs*
Derek: *Watching the sniper* He's diverting his attention to something else.
Lewis: You don't suppose Johnny's...
Derek: ...going against the sniper?
Sniper: *Spots Johnny on the stairs* Hey!
Johnny: *Shoots the rifle out of the sniper's hands, and shoots him in the chest*
Sniper: *Falling down the stairs*

30 seconds later, Johnny was walking back to his car. He made it go back into his watch, while Derek came towards him.

Derek: How did you know where the sniper was?
Johnny: I heard his rifle. I had a feeling you two were in danger.
Derek: He couldn't find us. It's a good thing you killed him when you did, otherwise my head would probably be missing. You should come with me indoors.
Johnny: Very well. Lead the way.

Derek took Johnny into their hideout. Lewis was pleased to see him.

Lewis: Johnny, so good to see you again.
Johnny: *Gives Lewis a high-five* Good to see you too Lewis. What have we got so far?
Lewis: These terrorist's call themselves Squadron 86.
Derek: Only because of the weapon they primarily use, the L86-LSW.
Johnny: It would be ironic if they actually had 86 members in their squad.
Lewis: 85 now that you killed that sniper.
Derek & Johnny: *Laughing*
Johnny: How long do we stay here?
Lewis: The both of us took out a patrol with a tank, and two cars. We'll wait here until tomorrow.

Meanwhile, in another building, closer to the Pacific Ocean.

Ms. A: *Sitting behind a desk*
Terrorist 53: *Walks into the room*
Ms. A: What do you want?
Terrorist 53: We haven't heard anything from that sniper you dispatched. It's possible that they left Dunedin, maybe even went into a different country.
Ms. A: Those British Agents need to die for what they did. They succeeded in taking down one of our patrols. That was unacceptable!
Terrorist 53: Is there another assignment you have for me today, or am I finished?
Ms. A: Come back in two hours. *Turns her laptop around, so that the terrorist can see her screen* Someone created a parody, making fun of us. We will find the creator, and murder him.

Four teenage boys were sitting on the front porch of a house. One of them was showing them a video on his cell phone.

Teenager 1: After Squadron 86 killed my cousin, and his partner in the Australian Secret Intelligence Service, me and some of my other friends decided to create this parody.

This was one of the clips in the videos.

Teenager 72: *Holding an AK47* Oh look, American tourists. We're going to kill them, just because everyone else does. It's not a legit, and good reason, but we're terrorists, so it's okay. *Shoots the American tourists*
Teenager 52: *Holding two revolvers* I'm Ms. A. A is for Antagonist, because I'm unoriginal! I can't create a better name for myself.

The four boys were enjoying the video, until four Subaru's stopped in front of them.

Teenager 2: What is this?

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Ms. A: *Steps out of the cars with ten men holding L86-LSW's* You're the one that created the parody against my army. Aren't you?
Teenager 1: Uh, yes?
Ms. A: You will delete it at once, or else I will have my men kill you, and your friends.
Teenager 3: You can't do that! What's the matter? You can't enjoy a parody?
Teenager 2: You don't have a sense of humor?
Ms. A: I don't like your attitudes. You better apologize.
Teenager 1: For what? Something you did?
Ms. A: That's it. Kill them.

Stop the song. The ten men shot the four boys with their guns.

Ms. A: *Walks back to the cars with the others* Any word on those British agents?
Terrorist 79: We can't find anything so far.
Ms. A: You are not allowed to fail. You need to find them at once. There's only two of them!
Terrorist 79: With all due respect, this is a big country.
Ms. A: *Shoots the terrorist*
Terrorist 79: *Holding the wound in his arm* AH!!! You shot me!
Ms. A: Find those agents.

The next morning, Johnny, Lewis, and Derek slowly made their way out of the building.

Johnny: I don't see anyone.
Lewis: I think we're the only ones on this street.
Johnny: Where do we find their leader?
Derek: She could be anywhere. No one knows what her real name is. She calls herself Ms. A.
Johnny: Ms. A?
Lewis: A is for Antagonist.
Johnny: Well she won't be antagonizing anyone when I find her. Where does she usually go?
Lewis: I think there's a spot by the Pacific Ocean. That's where we destroyed the convoy. We only came here to hide until the heat died down.
Johnny: I'm gonna need a car that has four seats. I know you Brits have high standards, but this won't be much of a pleasant ride for the person that has to sit in the back. *Looks at his watch*
Lewis: Why does he say that?

As Johnny started running, he jumped as he selected the 1970 Ford Mustang. He turned around to pick up his British friends.

Derek: I see why now.
Lewis: You're gonna have to sit in the back.
Derek: No way, I'll never fit in there.
Lewis: Well I can't fit in there either.
Johnny: Then we're gonna have to improvise.

As Johnny drove towards the Pacific Ocean, Derek was sitting in the trunk. It was open so he would have enough space to sit down.

Derek: I thought you said we would improvise! This is much worse!
Johnny: It's either that, or we tie you to the roof of a Karmann Ghia!
Derek: Can we please switch Lewis?!
Lewis: Uh, you wouldn't like it up here! The seats are very uncomfortable. *Laughing*
Johnny: That's kinda cruel.
Lewis: He owes me for that last assignment we did in Chile.

Near the Pacific Ocean, Ms. A was enjoying the view.

Ms. A: *In a room with several terrorists, looking out at the ocean*
Terrorist 49: *Walks in with a plastic container* I brought over your request from the cafe down the road.
Ms. A: Thank you. Please place it on my desk.

Johnny and his friends weren't far away.

Lewis: Now take a left onto Forbury Road, and it'll be in front of us.
Johnny: *Takes the left turn* I see them. How close do you think we have to be before they start shooting at us?
Lewis: I think the better question is, how far do we have to be?
Terrorist 58: *Spots the Mustang* Open fire!! *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: Everybody get out and take cover!!

The three agents got out of the car, and took cover behind a building as they dodged numerous bullets.

Lewis: We're not even near the motel, and already they're trying to kill us.
Johnny: There's a motel?
Derek: Yes.
Johnny: Alright, maybe we can find another way over there without getting shot.
Lewis: No use. They have at least five people guarding the motel on every street in this block.
Johnny: Well it's not exactly a big block, is it?
Lewis: I suppose not.
Derek: *Shoots a terrorist* We better move now before more of them get towards us.

Meanwhile, inside the motel.

Ms. A: What do you mean they're here?!?!
Terrorist 16: The two British agents have a 3rd person helping them out.
Ms. A: Who the hell is this 3rd person?
Terrorist 16: I don't know, but if he helps them take out all of our men in this sector, we will need to send someone to get backup from Mosgiel.
Ms. A: What if the agents kill the men we send?
Terrorist 16: Give everyone an L86, even the driver. They won't be stopped.
Ms. A: You better be right about this.

Johnny got towards the motel with Lewis, and Derek. They saw the group of men going to Mosgiel.

Lewis: Where are they off to?
Johnny: They might be going somewhere to get backup.
Derek: We'll take care of them. *Runs off with Lewis*
Lewis: We're going to need a car as well. Where do we go?
Derek: *Watching a lady park a Volvo 240 nearby. She turns the car off, and walks into a store* She left the key in the ignition. Let's go. *Runs off with Lewis*
Lady 48: *About to buy a six pack of Dr. Pepper, when she hears her car starting* Wait. *Turns around, and sees Derek drive away in her car* No! *Runs out of the store* Come back!
Lewis: We will!
Derek: There they are. Everyone has a machine gun.
Lewis: *Pulls out his PPK* Alright Walther, do your duty. *Fires two bullets. One hits the right back door, and the other hits it's window*
Terrorist 45: Hey, that's them!
Terrorist 28: Open fire! *Shooting at Lewis, and Derek with his L86*

Lewis and Derek ducked, as the front of the car was riddled with bullets.

Lewis: *Shoots one terrorist*
Derek: *Rams the terrorists*
Terrorist 45: *Firing at the two, shattering both windows on their doors*
Lewis & Derek: *Ducking*
Derek: We might as well stay down here.
Lewis: Get back behind them.
Derek: *Gets back behind the terrorists*

Meanwhile, Johnny was trying to find a way into the motel. Twenty five people were between him, and Ms. A.

Narrator: I didn't have enough ammo for my 45 to kill them all. I thought of a way to get my hands on one of the L86's that the terrorists had.
Johnny: *Waiting behind a Subaru*
Narrator: I went to a spot behind their cars where no one could see me, except for one person. He just had to get close enough, and I could have his gun. My only hope was that no one else would follow the one guy.
Johnny: *Uses his 45 to put a dent on the bumper of one of the cars, making the alarm go off*
Terrorist 62: Someone turn that off!
Terrorist 9: I'll go.
Narrator: I peaked around the side of the car, and saw no one else following him. An L86 would soon be mine.
Terrorist 9: *Opens the door, and grabs the key. He turns off the alarm*
Johnny: *Strangles the terrorist*
Terrorist 62: Hey! *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Uses the L86 to kill the other terrorist*

Inside

Ms. A: I heard gunfire. What's going on?!
Terrorist 39: It appears that we may have an intruder.
Ms. A: Maybe it's one of the British agents.
Terrorist 39: No. They're chasing down those four. They called us about it, but they have those two under control.

Even though they didn't.

Derek: *Hits the car*
Lewis: *Shoots the driver, and the terrorist behind him* That's it. We got them all!
Derek: Time to head back, and help Johnny. *Drifts while doing a u turn*
Terrorists: *Firing at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a rock to the left of the parking lot. He returns fire, and kills five terrorists*
Terrorist 21: He stole an L86 from one of our guys.
Terrorist 54: And he also has a Colt 45.

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Ms. A: *Storms out of her office* What the hell is happening out here?!
Terrorist 68: They found the intruder outside. He's by the parking lot.
Ms. A: Then kill him!
Terrorist 68: He has taken cover behind a rock. If we get too close, he'll kill us.
Ms. A: Find some grenades, and throw them towards the intruder.
Terrorist 75: Yes ma'am. *Runs off to fetch grenades*
Johnny: *Shoots the terrorist*
Terrorist 75: *Falls down the stairs, and breaks his neck*
Johnny: I got 50 bullets left, and 28 for the 45.
Terrorist 68: I don't like the way this is going.
Ms. A: I'm grabbing my gun, and I'll be right back. *Runs off to fetch her gun*
Johnny: *Shoots three more terrorists, having them killed*
Ms. A: *Walks into her office, and opens a drawer. Her gun is a silver Beretta with a pearl grip*
Johnny: *Kills five more terrorists*
Narrator: Well, I used up all of the bullets in the L86, but I killed everyone. All except one.
Ms. A: *Looks at herself in the mirror* Squadron 86 will prevail. We must bring more terrorism to the world. Today, New Zealand. Tomorrow, the world.
Johnny: *Passes the rock, and heads towards the stairs*
Ms. A: Let's give the guest outside a surprise. *Walks to a patio, and goes down a ladder*
Johnny: *Reaches the top of the stairs, and goes inside the motel*
Narrator: I didn't know she went outside, but I was prepared. Derek and Lewis weren't the only ones counting on me to kill this evil woman. There were hundreds of thousands of Americans that wanted me to kill her for what she did to those tourists. The Australians want someone to avenge those two dead agents from ASIS, and finally, there's a lot of people in England hoping for Derek, and Lewis to return safely.
Johnny: *Walks into Ms. A's office*
Ms. A: *Goes into the parking lot, and looks at the rock. She checks behind, and sees that Johnny is not there*

Inside a bathroom, a door got kicked open. After kicking the door open, Johnny walked in, and searched the stalls. All of the stall doors were open, and nobody was inside

Johnny: *Heads out of the bathroom*
Ms. A: *Walks into the motel* If he's not in this level, I'll go back upstairs, and check my office.
Johnny: *Goes outside, and walks down the stairs*
Ms. A: *Going up another flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Watches Ms. A, then heads back up the stairs*
Narrator: I could feel sweat coming out of my palms as I waited on the 2nd floor. This had to end soon.
Ms. A: *Slowly walks onto the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Walks into Ms. A's office, and quietly closes the door. He looks at the door that leads to the patio, and opens it*
Derek: *Walking back to the motel*
Lewis: Whoa, looks like a bloodbath.
Derek: Those are Squadron 86 terrorists however.
Lewis: Johnny must have gotten his hands onto something powerful. We better keep quiet in case there's a few others.
Derek: Hold it. *Spots Ms. A on the patio* She's going back inside.
Lewis: You could have shot her.
Derek: What if there's more people in there? They could have Johnny as a hostage.
Lewis: I really hope that's not the case.
Ms. A: *Slowly moving down the hallway, checking her back during the process*
Lewis: We better move in. *Goes with Derek towards the stairs*
Ms. A: *Getting close to the door of her office. She opens it, then sees the patio door open. She begins to walk to the patio*
Johnny: Hello there.
Ms. A: *Turns to the left, and sees Johnny sitting at her desk*
Johnny: *Shoots Ms. A in the chest*
Ms. A: *Drops her gun as she holds her wound* You! You bloody American!
Johnny: *Shoots her six times in the face*
Ms. A: *Falls down*
Lewis: *Runs in with Derek* Johnny Lightning at his finest!
Derek: That looks very comfortable.
Johnny: I'd be more comfortable sitting with you two on a jet to London. Now that our mission's accomplished, what do you say we spend a few days of R&R together?
Lewis: We're taking you to the best pub in town, and all of the drinks are on me.
Johnny: I can't say no to that.

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The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 16, 2018

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Announcer: The city of Townsville, is being searched on Google by Sean, in order to help the Powerpuff Girls get home.
Sean: *Searches Townsville in Google Images* Is this it?
Buttercup: That's in Australia!
Sean: Well it's called Townsville, isn't it?!
Blossom: I didn't know Australia had a Townsville.
Sean: Yeah, there's also one in North Carolina. *Finds a folder called, Powerpuff Girls* What the?
Bubbles: Did you find it?
Sean: It says Powerpuff Girls, so I guess so. *Clicks on it*
Bubbles: *Sees a picture of Townsville* Yay!! He found it!! Now we just need to find out how to get there.
Sean: I'm afraid this picture won't do us any good. The description doesn't tell us how to get there. *Sees a picture of Bubbles* Hey Bubbles, you're in here.
Bubbles: I am?
Sean: Yeah. All three of you are. *Clicks on a picture of them flying* Look.
Blossom & Buttercup: *Looking at the picture*
Buttercup: That's impressive. We must be famous.
Announcer: The city of Townsville, is where Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins are having a meeting.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: I can't find them Powerpuff Girls anywhere. Have you seen 'em?
Mojo Jojo: I have. In a cannon! I blasted them far away from here, and they will never return. With them gone, we can do whatever we want! I have stolen millions in diamonds.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: What if they come back?
Mojo Jojo: They won't. I even removed this city from Google Maps, so they wouldn't be able to find their way back.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Well I'm just gonna make sure. *Grabs his Meat Gun*
Announcer: Oh no! That's his Meat Gun! The same gun that turns everything into meat, which was used in 1995.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: I'm glad to have this gun back in my possession. Now it's time to make more meat. *Runs out of Mojo's house*
Mojo Jojo: Where does he think he's going? *Looking at some Blu Ray discs on his desk* Wait a minute. One of them is missing!

Fuzzy was at his shack in the outskirts of Townsville. Surprisingly, he has a flat screen TV with a Blu ray player.

Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Watching Mojo Jojo place the Powerpuff Girls in a cannon*
Mojo Jojo: Finally, after many failed attempts, I have finally defeated you three, because you have lost to the criminal mastermind, Mojo Jojo!! Enjoy your flight! *Shoots the cannon*
Powerpuff Girls: *Flying out of Townsville* NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: They went East!! *Grabs a cannon, and shoots himself east*
Announcer: The city of Townsville, is still being searched by Sean Bodine, trying to help the Powerpuff Girls get back home.
Sean: *Sighs* I don't know what to tell you three. Somehow you got out of a cartoon show, and entered the real world.
Blossom & Buttercup: Whoa.
Bubbles: That's cool.
Sean: Not really. You won't be able to make it back home.
Blossom: But there has to be a way for us to get home.
Sean: I'm afraid not.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Falls through the door, and down the stairs to Sean's room* Ooh, nice basement.
Blossom: Fuzzy Lumpkins?!
Bubbles: How did you get here?
Fuzzy Lumpkins: The same way Mojo Jojo sent you here. I just arrived to finish what he started. *Grabs his Meat Gun*
Buttercup: Meat Gun!!
Bubbles: Not this time Fuzzy! *Pushes Fuzzy out of the house, and punches him so hard, he crashes into another building*
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Can barely keep his eyes open*
Blossom: *Takes the Meat Gun, and throws it away* Now you're gonna help us get back to Townsville.
Sean: *Runs out of the house, and sees that Fuzzy Lumpkins has been defeated* That was quick.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Pulls out a cannon* Fine, you girls win. We're heading west back to Townsville Ohio. *Gets in the cannon with the girls*
Sean: I hope it works.

The cannon was fired, but Bubbles grabbed Sean's hands, and he went back to Townsville with the four of them.

Sean: *Lands in Townsville park with the PPG, and Fuzzy* Why am I here?
Bubbles: Because I grabbed you. I want you to live with us, and the professor. You helped us out when we were sent to your town, and we would have been cold, hungry, and miserable if you didn't provide us with your hospitality.
Sean: That's very kind of you Bubbles, but I have to go back home.
Bubbles: You won't stay with us? *Sad* I love you.
Sean: I really need to get back to Milford.
Blossom: Bubbles, you take Sean home while we put Fuzzy in jail.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: For what?!?!
Buttercup: For trying to kill us.

Bubbles remembered the way back after being shot in the cannon. She flew back to Milford while carrying Sean.

Bubbles: I wish you could have stayed.
Sean: Sorry Bubbles, but I gotta stay in New Jersey. If you got a chance, you, and your sisters can come here to visit.
Bubbles: *Happy* Hooray!! *Arrives at Milford, dropping Sean off behind his house* Thanks for everything! *Kisses Sean's left cheek, and flies back to Townsville*
Sean: You're welcome Bubbles. *Walks back into his house*
Announcer: And so once again, the day can be saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls!

The End

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Kevin: Well, we haven't done this in a long time, but part 1 is over. Part 2 will be up by 8:30. See you then.
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Twilight Sparkle: Man, I'm bored. *Uses her magic to throw things at random people, trains, and other ponies*
Blaze: Whoa!! *Ducks, missing a garbage can*
Sean: *Sees a light post flying towards him* No!!!! *Gets hit*
Mily: Ah! *Brakes, missing a car*
Oliver: *Watching Twilight throw things*
Toad: What's wrong with that purple horse Mr. Oliver?
Oliver: It's temper. Forget her though, we gots to start this last part of the show. Begin.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy...
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Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs off the diving board* Dive!!!!!! *Lands in the water*
Thomas: 10.
Ethan: 9.
Hawkeye: 8.
Fluttershy: 7.
Tom: 6.
Honey Bee: 5.
Percy: 4.
Duck: 3.
Oliver: 2.
Pinkie Pie: 1!
Rainbow Dash: Blast off!! *Takes off at high speed*
Mily: *Stops, nearly hitting Rainbow Dash* What is up with her?
Sean The Hedgehog: I'll take 10, 9, and 8, but the other votes have to go.
Duck: Ah.
Pinkie Pie: But 1 is a wonderful number!
Oliver: Yo! Whaddap? I'm Oliva'! I'm from The Adventa's of Thomas Da Tank Engine! I'm your host tonight. This is da lineup I gots 4 U.

Part 1 - Now

Trainz
Trainz

Part 2 -...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

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Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting next to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for wolves on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...
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Tom: *Playing guitar* This is just like in the commercial we did earlier.
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: This song is an instrumental. You don't need me to sing. *Rolls off the stage*
Rainbow Dash: *Flying fast as she races Thomas*
Honey Bee: Hey, I'm back. You're just in time for back to back episodes of On The Block. Have fun.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing...
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Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes by with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down by a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great show for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: Taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, Taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hey Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down next to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I acting surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's move on to the characters. The first...
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The sun rises as Sean meets up with Thomas, Hawkeye, Twilight Sparkle, Tom Foolery, and Rainbow Dash.

Sean: This is it.
Thomas: The final part of our show.
Hawkeye: The ending to our first season.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, we ain't gonna be back til May!
Tom: April is going to be very boring.
Rainbow Dash: Agreed.
Sean: Let's make this ending a good one.

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine:...
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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will show the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come you sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm Rainbow Dash, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of Rainbow Dash.

This...
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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* You know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 second appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands next to Orion* It's your favorite pegasus, Rainbow Dash, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if you won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How you guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the second half of our show here for you tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy...
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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for random characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing next to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: YOU WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader*...
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