“Oh dear lord, this is almost worse then the bra.” Envy winced
“’N I was like baby baby baby oh no-o!” Lust sang
“Yeah, and I’m like oh no-o, you’re stupider then I thought tho-ought!” Envy continued the song.
“You don’t like my bras and you don’t like JB, wtf do you like!?” Lust shouted
“Ya know, if you’re still pissed about losing the bet you should get over it, I man you’re never gonna get those bras back!” Envy hissed
“Never say never.” Lust grinned and broke into song
Envy banged his head against the wall “Shut up, woman!”
“You set me up for that one.” Lust shouted
“NO,. The author set you up for that one.” Envy sighed. (Oh how I’ve been dying to break the 4th wall. :P)
“That’s terrible” Lust moped. “Anyhow… Justin Drew Bieber is an inspiration, he made me realize that I should never say never and find a way to get my bra back!”
“That is never gonna happen.” Envy frowned
“Envy, Imma tell ya one more time that I will never say never!” Lust declared
“This is almost as bad as the freaking bra.” Envy yelled again Lust then turned on her iPod. “Where did you get that?!” asked Envy
“My imagination” Lust smiled and created a rainbow in the air. Envy stared at Lust as if she was the stupidest creature in the world. “You think I’m stupid do you?” Lust asked “Well I have something that’ll prove you wrong!”
“Oh joy.” Envy hissed sarcastically
“I found a loophole! You said I could not wear the bras ever again, but you never said I could not not wear the bras again! Thus I totally can wear the bra again and not break any deals!” Lust smirked Envy’s jaw dropped. “That’s right” Lust smiled a truly wicked smile as she slowly slid the lazar bra back on (the slow pace only there to mock Envy).
“I hate you.” Envy reiterated
“I don’t care!” Lust stuck out her tongue
“Congrats Lust, you got your bra back” Sloth chirped
“I’m going to hurt you, very badly Lust.” Envy sneered
“That’s what she said” Sloth smiled
“I thought I was the aggressive one, you know, Wrath. STOP STEALING MY ROLE!!!!” Wrath started throwing a tantrum, Sloth ran off to comfort him. When she finished her task she turned back to Lust “No seriously, now that you got your bra back you can stop being a belieber. I mean this whole Bieber fever thing… not cool.”
“Okay Sloth, I like my lazar bra better then Bieber anyhow!” Lust decided
“I. Really. Don’t. Like. You.” Envy growled, pausing between each word. Just then the door bell rang.
“Come in” Lust called, and with her lazar bra, blasted the door right off its hinges.
“You okay, brother?” Al asked lifting the broken door off Ed.
“I told you coming here was a bad idea.” Ed groaned. Ed began to stride into the house.
Lust jumped in the way “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” she yelled
“But you just said ‘come in’!” Ed whined
“Oh yeah…” Lust moved out of the way “Come in.” she repeated
“That’s what she said.” Sloth slid in and whispered in Lust’s ear.
“Look what I got!” Al yelled
“I didn’t know they sold lazar bras in pick!” Lust sounded awestruck “Greed, can you buy me one!?”
“Honey, my name is Greed for a reason.” Greed chuckled
“…” Lust had no real response so she ran up to Pride instead. “ Pride, Pride, Pride! Can you buy me a frilly pink lazar bra!?”
“Depends, will you buy me a new eye patch?” Pride returned the question.
“But I spent all my money.” Lust pouted
“On what?” Pride asked
“You don’t want to know.” Lust answered
“It begins with a ‘T’ and rhymes with wrong.” Sloth remarked “I would know, I got one too.”
“You guys are so creepy.” Pride whispered.
“You’re the one who asked, we just answered.” Lust reminded him “So can you buy me the bra, please, please, please!?”
