To start off, for those who don't know what "Yoshi & Kirby" is, it's a spoof of "Invader ZIM" I created with my friend in the scriptwriting club, before moving it to this one as well. It's posted in the forums, so you might want to read it before reading this. After reading it, make sure to check out this, it's got the characters from our spoof meeting the characters from IZ, and this is just part 1!
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"Yoshi & Kirby" Episode 1x04a:Clash of the Invaders Part 1
Written by:Adamk & FreakofColdOak
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(Zooms in on the Base)
(Yoshi is playing around with a laptop)
Yoshi:There must be a way to stop that annoying Algie human.
Pikbot:Master, what'ya doin'?
Yoshi:What the humans call surfing the web?
Pikbot:Spiders go surfing?
Yoshi:YOU'RE LYING!
(Pikbot goes over to Kirby)
Pikbot:Whatya doin'?
Kirby:Updating my Facebook page.
Pikbot:Friend me!
Kirby:Not gonna happen.
Pikbot:Why not?
Kirby:Because you're a loony hyper sociopathic robot maniac.
Pikbot:I understand... (Grabs Yoshi's computer and begins pressing buttons randomly)
Yoshi:Pikbot stop!
(Pikbot stops)
Pikbot:I want WAFFLES!!!!
(Yoshi looks at his computer)
Yoshi:What is this "Fanpop"? And what is... "Invader Zim?"
Kirby:(Gasps) Invader Zim? It's my favorite show! I've watched the whole thing on Netflix!
Yoshi:When did we get Netflix?
Kirby:When I took the job at Underwhere Video.
(Kirby puts the first disk into the player)
(Invader Zim theme song starts playing)
|The next day|
(Ending credits are playing)
Yoshi:What? That's it? Who won? ZIM or Dib?
Kirby:It never says. It was cancelled.
Yoshi:YOU LIE! Who would cancel such a great show? It's the one thing the Earth scum have done right on this planet!
Kirby:Come to think of it, did you notice how similar the show is to our lives right now?
Yoshi:No. Didn't see a thing. But that gives me a great plan for world domination! All I have to do is bring ZIM here, then even the pathetic Algie human won't be able to stop...
(Pikbot races into the room)
Pikbot:Who wants Waffles?
Yoshi:SILENCE! (Laughs maniacally)
(Pikbot laughs maniacally)
Kirby:(Sighs) Can I have my dvds back?
|MEANWHILE|
(Algie watches the scene from a telescope)
Algie:Did you hear that Earnest?
Earnest:No. And neither did you. Yoshi's house is across the street, and he wasn't yelling this time.
Algie:I know, but I can lip-read.
Earnest:Fine. What'd he say.
Algie:He's going to bring ZIM from the show "Invader Zim" to Cold Oak!
Earnest:Okay, I'lll bite. How?
Algie:I don't know! But I've got to find out! The world depends on it!
Earnest:Great. Now two idiot aliens will be out for world conquest. (Sighs)
(Earnest notes a stranger spying on him from the window)
Earnest:Algie?
Algie:Yeah?
Earnest:Who's that strange guy down there dressed like a mime but with clown shoes and a big fake moustache?
(Algie looks down)
Algie:Don't make eye contact Earnest! That's Claudio. He's been admitted to a mental hospital more times than I can count. If you make eye contact, he'll never leave you alone.
Earnest:But I already made eye contact.
Algie:You poor doomed child. C'mon! Let's go over to Yoshi's!
|LOCATION:THE BASE|
(Yoshi hooks the DVD player up to his pikmin equipment)
Yoshi:Power on! (Turns on his machine)
Kirby:This'll never work.
Pikbot:I'm gonna go get NAPKINS!
Kirby:Why?
Pikbot:I Don't Know...
(The machine emits a green light)
Yoshi:Yes! Yes!
(Zim steps out of the light)
Zim:Hmm?
Yoshi:World domination begins now! (Laughs Maniacally)
(Zim steps out of the portal)
ZIM:Hmm?
Kirby:(Squeals like a fangirl) It's ZIM!
ZIM:Say what?
Yoshi:ZIM! I AM YOSHI! THE REAL WORLD INVADER SENT BY THE ALMIGHTY PIKMIN TO CONQUER EARTH!
ZIM:You mean the Almighty Tallest? They trust me ALONE to carry out that mission!
Kirby:Zim! I'm you're number one fan! (Shows Kirby wearing a GIR T-shirt)
ZIM:(Gasps) Where did you get that... Filthy Earth Cowskin?
Kirby:Hot Topic.
(ZIM sees Pikbot holding napkins)
Pikbot:Guess who brought napkins?
ZIM:(Gasps and runs off) The Madness! The Madness!
Kirby:Wait Zim! I need you to sign my dvd set!
(Yoshi grabs Zim)
Yoshi:Let me explain.
|Later|
(Yoshi and ZIM leave the base)
Yoshi:So then the filthy Algie human informed the whole school I smelled of popsicles, and then...
ZIM:So basically, Algie is like a real world Dib, except with a sidekick?
Kirby:Earnest's not Algie's sidekick.
Yoshi:Kirby! I thought we agreed to refer to him as "The Skinny One"!
ZIM:So if I don't exist in the real world, I'm invincible, right?
Yoshi:(Laughs) Of course you are you stupid fool.
(ZIM runs into the middle of a busy highway)
ZIM:So in the real world, a car injury won't really... (Gets runover by an 18-Wheeler)
Kirby:Zim!
Zim:Just a simple hazard of the real world I'm sure. Why I bet I'll adapt like... (Gets run over by a motorcycle)
ZIM:Not a problem... I'll HIPPOS! (Get's run over by hippos)
Yoshi:Huh?
Kirby:Why are hippos running loose in the streets anyway?
Pikbot:I've got diarreah!
(Kirby makes a freakout face)
|MEANWHILE|
Algie:Good thing those hippos allowed us enough time to enter the base.
Earnest:What are we gonna do?
(Claudio appears from behind Earnest)
Claudio:What're we doing?
(Earnest screams)
Algie:Shoo Claudio! I'll give you this shiny chocolate coin!
Claudio:You win this time skinny butt. But mark my words! Nobody will stop Claudio!
(Claudio grabs the coin, makes a freakout face and runs off)
Earnest:Anyway, what are you going to do?
Algie:Yoshi brought ZIM here... Time to even the score.
(Dibs face appears on screen)
(Algie turns on the machine)
(A blue light emits from the machine)
(Zooms in to show the park)
(Yoshi, Kirby, and Zim walk through the park)
Yoshi:So anyhow, wanna team up and take over the real world?
ZIM:Yes... So much...
Kirby:Zim? Will you sign my box-set when we get back to the base?
ZIM:Yeah, sure, whatever...
|AT THE BASE|
(Dib and Gaz step out of the machine)
Gaz:This isn't Bloaty's.
Dib:Where are we anyway?
Algie:Oh thank god! We're saved Earnest! We've finally got back-up!
Dib:Who are you two?
Earnest:Basically, he's the real world version of you.
Dib:Real world? What're you talking about?
(Claudio appears)
Claudio:I am Claudio!
Earnest:Go away.
Claudio:Claudio never listens to children!
(Algie sighs and tosses Claudio another coin)
Claudio:Thanks fatty. But I will return! Cause I am Claudio! (Makes a "freakout" face and runs off)
Dib:Who was that?
Gaz:I don't care. Where's Bloaty's?
Earnest:That place doesn't exist in the real world. You'll need to go to Chuck-E-Cheddars.
Gaz:Fine. Let's go.
Algie:Wait! Dib, ZIM's entered the real world too, we need your help, or else THREE aliens will dominate the world.
Dib:Where are they?
Earnest:Probably the park.
Algie:How you figure.?
Earnest:The robot told me before he went to play with the machine.
(Shows Pikbot acting random and crazy)
Dib:Amazing! So your alien has a stupid robot too?
Algie:Let's get to my car. We've got to hurry.
Gaz:(Saracastically) Yay. A ride in the Fatmobile. (Sighs)
Dib:This is going to rock! Noone's ever helped me before!
Algie:Us either.
Dib:Let's go Gaz!
Gaz:(Sighs) Just drop me off at the place you mentioned.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2!
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"Yoshi & Kirby" Episode 1x04a:Clash of the Invaders Part 1
Written by:Adamk & FreakofColdOak
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(Zooms in on the Base)
(Yoshi is playing around with a laptop)
Yoshi:There must be a way to stop that annoying Algie human.
Pikbot:Master, what'ya doin'?
Yoshi:What the humans call surfing the web?
Pikbot:Spiders go surfing?
Yoshi:YOU'RE LYING!
(Pikbot goes over to Kirby)
Pikbot:Whatya doin'?
Kirby:Updating my Facebook page.
Pikbot:Friend me!
Kirby:Not gonna happen.
Pikbot:Why not?
Kirby:Because you're a loony hyper sociopathic robot maniac.
Pikbot:I understand... (Grabs Yoshi's computer and begins pressing buttons randomly)
Yoshi:Pikbot stop!
(Pikbot stops)
Pikbot:I want WAFFLES!!!!
(Yoshi looks at his computer)
Yoshi:What is this "Fanpop"? And what is... "Invader Zim?"
Kirby:(Gasps) Invader Zim? It's my favorite show! I've watched the whole thing on Netflix!
Yoshi:When did we get Netflix?
Kirby:When I took the job at Underwhere Video.
(Kirby puts the first disk into the player)
(Invader Zim theme song starts playing)
|The next day|
(Ending credits are playing)
Yoshi:What? That's it? Who won? ZIM or Dib?
Kirby:It never says. It was cancelled.
Yoshi:YOU LIE! Who would cancel such a great show? It's the one thing the Earth scum have done right on this planet!
Kirby:Come to think of it, did you notice how similar the show is to our lives right now?
Yoshi:No. Didn't see a thing. But that gives me a great plan for world domination! All I have to do is bring ZIM here, then even the pathetic Algie human won't be able to stop...
(Pikbot races into the room)
Pikbot:Who wants Waffles?
Yoshi:SILENCE! (Laughs maniacally)
(Pikbot laughs maniacally)
Kirby:(Sighs) Can I have my dvds back?
|MEANWHILE|
(Algie watches the scene from a telescope)
Algie:Did you hear that Earnest?
Earnest:No. And neither did you. Yoshi's house is across the street, and he wasn't yelling this time.
Algie:I know, but I can lip-read.
Earnest:Fine. What'd he say.
Algie:He's going to bring ZIM from the show "Invader Zim" to Cold Oak!
Earnest:Okay, I'lll bite. How?
Algie:I don't know! But I've got to find out! The world depends on it!
Earnest:Great. Now two idiot aliens will be out for world conquest. (Sighs)
(Earnest notes a stranger spying on him from the window)
Earnest:Algie?
Algie:Yeah?
Earnest:Who's that strange guy down there dressed like a mime but with clown shoes and a big fake moustache?
(Algie looks down)
Algie:Don't make eye contact Earnest! That's Claudio. He's been admitted to a mental hospital more times than I can count. If you make eye contact, he'll never leave you alone.
Earnest:But I already made eye contact.
Algie:You poor doomed child. C'mon! Let's go over to Yoshi's!
|LOCATION:THE BASE|
(Yoshi hooks the DVD player up to his pikmin equipment)
Yoshi:Power on! (Turns on his machine)
Kirby:This'll never work.
Pikbot:I'm gonna go get NAPKINS!
Kirby:Why?
Pikbot:I Don't Know...
(The machine emits a green light)
Yoshi:Yes! Yes!
(Zim steps out of the light)
Zim:Hmm?
Yoshi:World domination begins now! (Laughs Maniacally)
(Zim steps out of the portal)
ZIM:Hmm?
Kirby:(Squeals like a fangirl) It's ZIM!
ZIM:Say what?
Yoshi:ZIM! I AM YOSHI! THE REAL WORLD INVADER SENT BY THE ALMIGHTY PIKMIN TO CONQUER EARTH!
ZIM:You mean the Almighty Tallest? They trust me ALONE to carry out that mission!
Kirby:Zim! I'm you're number one fan! (Shows Kirby wearing a GIR T-shirt)
ZIM:(Gasps) Where did you get that... Filthy Earth Cowskin?
Kirby:Hot Topic.
(ZIM sees Pikbot holding napkins)
Pikbot:Guess who brought napkins?
ZIM:(Gasps and runs off) The Madness! The Madness!
Kirby:Wait Zim! I need you to sign my dvd set!
(Yoshi grabs Zim)
Yoshi:Let me explain.
|Later|
(Yoshi and ZIM leave the base)
Yoshi:So then the filthy Algie human informed the whole school I smelled of popsicles, and then...
ZIM:So basically, Algie is like a real world Dib, except with a sidekick?
Kirby:Earnest's not Algie's sidekick.
Yoshi:Kirby! I thought we agreed to refer to him as "The Skinny One"!
ZIM:So if I don't exist in the real world, I'm invincible, right?
Yoshi:(Laughs) Of course you are you stupid fool.
(ZIM runs into the middle of a busy highway)
ZIM:So in the real world, a car injury won't really... (Gets runover by an 18-Wheeler)
Kirby:Zim!
Zim:Just a simple hazard of the real world I'm sure. Why I bet I'll adapt like... (Gets run over by a motorcycle)
ZIM:Not a problem... I'll HIPPOS! (Get's run over by hippos)
Yoshi:Huh?
Kirby:Why are hippos running loose in the streets anyway?
Pikbot:I've got diarreah!
(Kirby makes a freakout face)
|MEANWHILE|
Algie:Good thing those hippos allowed us enough time to enter the base.
Earnest:What are we gonna do?
(Claudio appears from behind Earnest)
Claudio:What're we doing?
(Earnest screams)
Algie:Shoo Claudio! I'll give you this shiny chocolate coin!
Claudio:You win this time skinny butt. But mark my words! Nobody will stop Claudio!
(Claudio grabs the coin, makes a freakout face and runs off)
Earnest:Anyway, what are you going to do?
Algie:Yoshi brought ZIM here... Time to even the score.
(Dibs face appears on screen)
(Algie turns on the machine)
(A blue light emits from the machine)
(Zooms in to show the park)
(Yoshi, Kirby, and Zim walk through the park)
Yoshi:So anyhow, wanna team up and take over the real world?
ZIM:Yes... So much...
Kirby:Zim? Will you sign my box-set when we get back to the base?
ZIM:Yeah, sure, whatever...
|AT THE BASE|
(Dib and Gaz step out of the machine)
Gaz:This isn't Bloaty's.
Dib:Where are we anyway?
Algie:Oh thank god! We're saved Earnest! We've finally got back-up!
Dib:Who are you two?
Earnest:Basically, he's the real world version of you.
Dib:Real world? What're you talking about?
(Claudio appears)
Claudio:I am Claudio!
Earnest:Go away.
Claudio:Claudio never listens to children!
(Algie sighs and tosses Claudio another coin)
Claudio:Thanks fatty. But I will return! Cause I am Claudio! (Makes a "freakout" face and runs off)
Dib:Who was that?
Gaz:I don't care. Where's Bloaty's?
Earnest:That place doesn't exist in the real world. You'll need to go to Chuck-E-Cheddars.
Gaz:Fine. Let's go.
Algie:Wait! Dib, ZIM's entered the real world too, we need your help, or else THREE aliens will dominate the world.
Dib:Where are they?
Earnest:Probably the park.
Algie:How you figure.?
Earnest:The robot told me before he went to play with the machine.
(Shows Pikbot acting random and crazy)
Dib:Amazing! So your alien has a stupid robot too?
Algie:Let's get to my car. We've got to hurry.
Gaz:(Saracastically) Yay. A ride in the Fatmobile. (Sighs)
Dib:This is going to rock! Noone's ever helped me before!
Algie:Us either.
Dib:Let's go Gaz!
Gaz:(Sighs) Just drop me off at the place you mentioned.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2!
This lovely little story will be about Chillyneon (Ariana/Ari) Titanicdragon (Sarah) And girsmurf22 (ellie)
I hope everyone likes it!!! Wait........isin't that only on Facebook? Oh well! Lets get started!!
Ellie/Ari are purples daughters
Sarah is red's daughter
Info =
Sarah is very mature. Not too playful, but nice and funny.
Ellie can be hyper but calm sometimes.
Ari is sometimes mature or else plain Annoying.
So here is a summary.
All 3 of these peeps wanna be Invaders like Zim and all the rest. So they talk to their dads and say all dat junk and be all like "I hate you!" XDDD jk. But the next day they r on earth and crap like dat. Hope you enjoy!!!!
I hope everyone likes it!!! Wait........isin't that only on Facebook? Oh well! Lets get started!!
Ellie/Ari are purples daughters
Sarah is red's daughter
Info =
Sarah is very mature. Not too playful, but nice and funny.
Ellie can be hyper but calm sometimes.
Ari is sometimes mature or else plain Annoying.
So here is a summary.
All 3 of these peeps wanna be Invaders like Zim and all the rest. So they talk to their dads and say all dat junk and be all like "I hate you!" XDDD jk. But the next day they r on earth and crap like dat. Hope you enjoy!!!!