Here are my top Santana quotes from Season 2:

10. Brittany: "Sweet lady kisses".
Santana: "It's a nice break from all that scissoring". (Duets)

9. Will: "First, the acapella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers".
Santana: "Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head". (Never Been Kissed)

8. "I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend". (The Substitute)

7. "I want bling. I can't be any more specific than that. Okay, wait--hold up! Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket". (A Very Glee Christmas)

6. Tina: "Five minutes ago, you said Mr. Schue belonged in a 12-step program".
Will: "Wait, what?"
Santana: "You're addicted to vests". (Silly Love Songs)

5. Santana: "Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?"
Carl: "I get that all the time".
Santana: "You can drill me anytime". (Britney/Brittany)

4. "I've gotta gay. Go--go, I've gotta go". (Born This Way)

3. "Look, my dad's a doctor. And not a 'tooth doctor', a real one. He went to college or something, which means I have a killer health plan that pretty much pays for everything. So get up in my grill, cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on". (Britney/Brittany)

2. "We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school!" (Duets)

1. "The only straight I am is a straight-up bitch". (Born This Way)

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