Rory's Thoughts: I really thought that I was going to love it here in America. Actually, I did. All of the people seemed nice, although others didn't want to get along with each other. The ladies are certainly hotter than I imagined. I once saw someone at a beach some place, and I could see her ovaries through the pants part of her bikini. NASCAR races are going pretty well, too. I never wanted to drive one of those, but every Sunday I would watch them. Now, I'm here at McKinley High, thinking that I would get along with all of the students here. Most of the football players had already shoved...
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