Into the Dare Contest between Dipper and Stan Pines, the latter dares Dipper to skateboard to Greasy's Diner and back to the Mystery Shack, completely naked. "How naked?" Dipper asked Stan. He replied fourth base, meaning "no hat, no shoes, no socks, nada". "What about the ladies?" asked a concerned Dipper. Stan threatens to declare Dipper a "chicken for life". He also points out that Dipper will wake up to "Good Morning, Chicken", and he would also cluck "Here Comes the Bride", while holding up his middle finger, when Dipper gets married. However, not wanting to be threatened, Dipper throws in his hat, strips down, and accepts the dare.
As Dipper was halfway done with his dare, he was caught by Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland, telling him to "stop in the name of squeamishness". Dipper loses his balance when one of his wheels get shot, and crashes into one of the windows, where the Corduroys are eating at. The police try to get Dipper off the window, explaining that "it's the law that people wear clothes in public". They eventually cuff him to a pole, where grass (luckily) covers his genitals.
"Don't leave me out here like this!" Dipper yelled. Blubs told him not to worry, as they brought a friend to keep him company for the time being. He laughed at the naked Dipper until his mother came, who also laughed. When Soos came to Greasy's Diner in his pick-up truck, along with Mabel and Stan. Dipper admitted to Soos and the police that Stan was the one who made him do this. "If this is true," ordered Sheriff Blubs "you better owe him an apology". Stan fake cried, claiming that it was Dipper's idea in the first place, and that he should control him. They let Dipper off the hook, saying that "if it happens again, they'll be going to court."
"You have my clothes, right?" Dipper asked Stan. Mabel had Dipper's shirt, socks, and everything he needed. "You didn't bring my pants?!" Dipper was dismayed. "I'm not Tommy Bahama" Stan explained to Dipper. It was the worst day for Dipper, by far.
As Dipper was halfway done with his dare, he was caught by Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland, telling him to "stop in the name of squeamishness". Dipper loses his balance when one of his wheels get shot, and crashes into one of the windows, where the Corduroys are eating at. The police try to get Dipper off the window, explaining that "it's the law that people wear clothes in public". They eventually cuff him to a pole, where grass (luckily) covers his genitals.
"Don't leave me out here like this!" Dipper yelled. Blubs told him not to worry, as they brought a friend to keep him company for the time being. He laughed at the naked Dipper until his mother came, who also laughed. When Soos came to Greasy's Diner in his pick-up truck, along with Mabel and Stan. Dipper admitted to Soos and the police that Stan was the one who made him do this. "If this is true," ordered Sheriff Blubs "you better owe him an apology". Stan fake cried, claiming that it was Dipper's idea in the first place, and that he should control him. They let Dipper off the hook, saying that "if it happens again, they'll be going to court."
"You have my clothes, right?" Dipper asked Stan. Mabel had Dipper's shirt, socks, and everything he needed. "You didn't bring my pants?!" Dipper was dismayed. "I'm not Tommy Bahama" Stan explained to Dipper. It was the worst day for Dipper, by far.
Dipper is mine
i love Dipper pine
He is so cute
as sweet as a fruit
He dances like a lamb
he may eat ham
that may seem of time
I did'nt have a rhyme
some say hes wierd some say hes weak
but he makes me so happy i can't even speak
Hes totally cute he makes me smitten
especially when he sneased like a kitten
He entertains people from America to France
By doing his famous lamby lamby dance
He makes me get big hearts in my eyes
hes so cute that its no suprise.
So when you thing of Dipper Pine.
Don't gush over him because hes mine.
And if you claim he belongs to you
I'll kick your but into 2042
So i will continue to kiss his picture so soft.
And you will sit there and kindly back off
i love Dipper pine
He is so cute
as sweet as a fruit
He dances like a lamb
he may eat ham
that may seem of time
I did'nt have a rhyme
some say hes wierd some say hes weak
but he makes me so happy i can't even speak
Hes totally cute he makes me smitten
especially when he sneased like a kitten
He entertains people from America to France
By doing his famous lamby lamby dance
He makes me get big hearts in my eyes
hes so cute that its no suprise.
So when you thing of Dipper Pine.
Don't gush over him because hes mine.
And if you claim he belongs to you
I'll kick your but into 2042
So i will continue to kiss his picture so soft.
And you will sit there and kindly back off
Here is some info about my coming soon Fanfic, Gravity is a Downer.
The main character, Kiki Mylls, has just moved to Gravity Falls from Detroit, MI because her parents split up and her father sent her to stay with her cousin Seuss. But Kiki feels trapped in Gravity Falls, because, as a budding graffiti artist, she needs to work at it as much as she can, and there aren't that many clear walls there. Then she meets Mable and Dipper, and she doesn't feel as isolated. But at first, Dipper thought she was a vampire and dumped a bucket of Holy Water on her. A little while later, she purchases a strange amulet, and begins have horrible nightmares.What could this mean?
The main character, Kiki Mylls, has just moved to Gravity Falls from Detroit, MI because her parents split up and her father sent her to stay with her cousin Seuss. But Kiki feels trapped in Gravity Falls, because, as a budding graffiti artist, she needs to work at it as much as she can, and there aren't that many clear walls there. Then she meets Mable and Dipper, and she doesn't feel as isolated. But at first, Dipper thought she was a vampire and dumped a bucket of Holy Water on her. A little while later, she purchases a strange amulet, and begins have horrible nightmares.What could this mean?