I asked if you wanted it and everyone said yes so here is some quotes from the amazing show, H2O: Just Add Water!! (Some of them are funny, some are cute, some are sad, some are in the middle of an argument.) Now, I'm just doing this off the top of my head so I'll post more in a month or so when I get more. There is probably more of Rikki and Lewis in the "Funny Quotes and burns" section since I find both of them HILARIOUS! So without further ado, enjoy!(:

Funny Quotes and burns:

(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.

(2x23) Reckless
-Charlotte: Why are you following me?
Rikki: I'm not following you. We're just.. heading in the same direction. Trust me. I am not the following type.
Charlotte: Well trust me. I don't need a babysitter. So stop following me.
Rikki: Ok. Well how 'bout I stop following you when you stop doing stupid things?! **sarcastically shrugs**

(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Cleo: Emma's always really prepared!
Rikki: **sarcastically** Oh, I'm so happy for her.

(1x10) The Camera Never Lies
-Emma: I think the film should be called "My Mother"
Rikki: **sarcastically** Sounds riveting. A thriller??

(1x02) Pool Party
-Cleo: Lewis, what do you think of Rikki?
Lewis: You know those stone fish? The kind that look like a rock that can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kinda reminds me of one of those.

(1x16) Lovesick
-Cleo: You are so devious, Zane!
Zane: You say that like it's a negative!

(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Emma: Are you licensed?
Rikki: Are you my mother?

(1x14) Surprise!
-Rikki: Next time Zane's drowning, don't help.

(2x07) In Hot Water
-Rikki: Yea?! WELL YOUR A TRAITOR BUT WE'RE ABOVE NAME CALLING!!

(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: I want my tail.

(2x17) Moonstruck
-Rikki: We want you....
Cleo: To come with us...
Rikki: TO MAKO!!

(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: The moon is silver.... I LIKE SILVER!!

Rikki and Zane Quotes (I thought they should have their own category considering I know all of their quotes)-

(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: My dad's the worst. Every year he forgets my birthday.
Zane: That's nothing! My dad took me on a holiday to the South Pacific.
Rikki: What's so bad about that?
Zane: He left me there. I was 10. I had to catch a plane back by myself!
Rikki: Oh, ok! Yep. You win.
Zane: It's been a mess ever since my mom left. I don't think my old man likes me, you know?
Rikki: Right. So that's why you're such a jerk!
Zane: **playfully** Shut up!
Rikki: You know you don't have to be like that all the time........ I wasn't there with my dad today. I was by myself. And the resturant wasn't booked out either. I just didn't have enough money after I paid for the seminar.
Zane: You paid for it out of your own money?
Rikki: Dumb, I know. But not all of us are rich....... My parents split up too. Always arguing over money. I wanna learn more and get some security.
Zane: **Grabs Rikki's hand** Trust me. Money doesn't change anything.
Rikki: Funny. I always thought you were so lucky.
**Thunders**
Zane: Looks like it's gonna rain.
**Rikki runs to find shelter from the rain to ensure her secret is safe.**

(1x20) Hook, Line and Sinker
-Zane: Takes off jacket Want this?
Rikki: Thanks. I don't wanna get wet.
**Zane puts his jacket on Rikki and they almost kiss, but are interupted by Harrison Bennett**
Harrison: What's wrong with you, Zane? I wait all afternoon for my notes, you don't turn up at the seminar and the hotel staff hand me these (holds up paper airplanes that Rikki and Zane made out of his notes
Zane: We were trying to get someone's attention!
Harrison: By ruining my notes?
Rikki: It wasn't like that.
Harrison: I wasn't talking to you and don't lie. Honestly, if you have to waste time with a girl at least pick one with a future. Like one of those down at the seminar.
Zane: HER NAME IS RIKKI! And she was one of the girls at the seminar. Only smarter. She didn't fall for it. And by the way, I'm not your errand boy so stop treating me like one.
Rikki: (To Harrison) I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.

(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: Rikki! What's wrong?
Rikki: That thing on your arm. What is it?
Zane: This?
Rikki: Yes.
Zane: It's a watch...?
Rikki: And what do people normally use watches for?
Zane: You're mad because I'm late.
Rikki: The boy's a genius!
Zane: Did anyone ever tell you that you're cute when you're mad?

(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: I don't care that you live here. Why do find it so hard to believe that someone could be interested in you? I mean regardless of where you live Rikki. I like you. I mean I-I really like you.
Rikki: Really?
Zane: Really.

(2x03) The One That Got Away
-Rikki: So now you know.
Zane: Yea. You're still a- umm..
Rikki: A mermaid, Zane. I'm still a mermaid.
Zane: That's what I meant.
Rikki: Thanks for covering for me with Nate.
Zane: No problem. You should've just told me.
Rikki: Really? And what would you have said? What would you have done?
Zane: Look, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused you but this time is different! Come on, Rikki just risk it! I don't care. About this? About anything. Let's get back together. Look, for a long time, I was the only one around here that believed in mermaids. I can handle it.
Rikki: I wish I could believe you.
Zane: (Gets down next to Rikki) Listen carefully. I can handle it.
**Zane kisses Rikki**
Zane: Believe me now?
**Rikki smiles**

(1x21) Red Herring
Rikki: ZANE! Zane, wait!!
Zane: What? Do you wanna humiliate me some more??
Rikki: No audience. No point.
Zane: Well, that's very big of you.
Rikki: I wanna go out with you..! ....But the mermaid talk stops. I like you! Don't ask me why cause I have no idea. But I do.
Zane: No mermaids?
Rikki: That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
Zane: Ok. No mermaids.



Ok that's all I'm gonna do for now. Feel free to suggest any quote!! I'll put it in my next article in about a month. Thank you for reading!!