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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight If you were a seagull - who would you poop on?

80 fans picked:
Bella
   73%
Edward
   16%
Ron
   5%
Harry
   3%
Jacob
   3%
Hermione
   1%
 mooimafish17 posted over a year ago
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kris10853 picked Jacob:
more like peck his eyes out
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xxshannen1xx picked Edward:
it would be hilarious.
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zanhar1 picked Bella:
or edward
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NarutoFangirl picked Edward:
Edward is a fag :X
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LoveforSeverus picked Bella:
She'd just studder and be like "uhhh... w-w-what? why did you do that?"
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venvargie picked Edward:
Question is love XD
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FredWRules picked Bella:
epic in the name of win!!!!!!

hahaha LfS ikr?!?
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HaleyDewit picked Bella:
Than she has a reason to look so filthy
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LifesGoodx3 picked Bella:
Or Edward. No one else on this list :D
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boolander25 picked Bella:
Just to watch her go.
*bored voice* "Wa-?"
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nati30 picked Bella:
I bet none of you knew Robert Pattinson is related to Vlad The Impaler, no lie! I just wanted to share that piece of knowledge... Carry on now...
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Yarrgh picked Bella:
This question made me burst into hysterics. Oh, fucklarious, Imagine shitting on Bella/K-stew!!!
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IS THIS SERIOUSLY NESSIARY?
dont you hate out on something else, its comes across to me as strange.
(taking the hate too far)
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Fairy8346 picked Edward:
and the rest of u Twi-hards!
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it was a joke question KatiiCullen94 - people hating is not my fault - and next time, come back with the correct spelling and grammar - its exhausting to read your comments.
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BB2010 picked Bella:
who picked Harry? lol I bet ya Bella would do this if it happened
*Bella gets pooped on. She blinks a billion times* How... *giant pause* could that have happened? *blinks twenty more times*
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DiNozzosShorty picked Bella:
i no right who would pick harry or hermione
id hav to on bella or edward or ron
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123a picked Ron:
RON IS SHIT!
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silverandgreen7 picked Bella:
^ :O Poor Ron...
I'd LOVE to see Bella get pooped on by a seagull though xDD
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123a - this was a joke question, no hate please!
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1-2vampire picked Bella:
Yes, I would poop on Bella. I would love to make the term Twishite literal.
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luv_warriorcatz picked Bella:
She'd probably be too depressed and thought she deserved it though
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thesinginglark picked Bella:
Twilight is mocks all vampires. >.<
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slytherinangel picked Edward:
Edward because he made vampires an absolute joke. Also I would pick Bella because she's a needy dependent pathetic excuse for a human being...even if she is a book character.
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crazychlo picked Bella:
"Holy crow!"
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Mrs-Grint picked Bella:
She'd be surprised that her little animal friends would do that to her. After all, Bella's friends with all the magical, fluffy animals in Forks forest, all she needs to do is yodel a melody and they'll come skipping, wagging their tails behind them.
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emilyroxx picked Edward:
"AHHHHH OH NO! MY HAIR! OMG A BIRD CRAPPED IN MY HAIR! I WORKED FOR 5 HOURS ON THAT! AND IT MESSED UP THE SPARKLE!" mwahahahahaha!
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sapherequeen picked Ron:
He seems like the type of person that would have that happening to him. :)
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ToyletGnome picked Bella:
KatiiCullen94, it's obviously just here for a little fun, and there's three characters from Harry Potter as well. Don't get your panties in a twist.
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SerialFangirl picked Bella:
Bella, and then I'd laugh as she ran off to Edward. "Ahhhh! A bird pooped on me, Edward, save me!! It probably wants to kill me now, so you should kill it! Ahhh my life is over!!!!!"
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xDark_Angelx picked Bella:
Can't I pick both? Oh, well...

I can just imagine her reaction.

"I was walking, tripped, and continued walking. Then seagull poop fell on my face. I blinked for seven billion hours. Finally, I said, "WTH-?" I blinked some more. Finally, I started chasing the bird to ask it why it pooped on me. I tripped some more, blinked again, and gave up. Later, I went to get my face cleaned and made out with Edward."

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Prawls8612 picked Bella:
I'd love to poop on her if I were a bird lol. Does anyone ever notice her twitching in the movie? Its sooo annoying.
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