1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the books in the library have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the Month when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".