Harry Potter Article: You know your cool when . . .

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posted by PaigeRichter

This was for my birthday party a while ago. A bunch of my friends, and i have CRAZY friends, came over. I remade Hogwarts using my yards and the rooms in my house. We also redecorated my sister's (house elf) magical Snow White Cottage into Hagrid's Hut . . . We went to all of our classes and made some really creepy potions. I forgot to tell everyone that the pickled onions had been in the fridge for 6 and a 1/2 years, but they were already eating them . . . oh well. To Madame Pomfrey they go!
So . . . yeah. I have to fill up this "article" or it won't let me publish it, so I'm just gonna write lyrics to some songs here.

Think of Lion King.
Now read this.

Avada Kedavra
What a wonderful phrase
Avada Kedavra
ain't no passing craze
It means i'm killin'
mudbloods, house elves, or slaves
it's our problem free
philosophy
avada kedavra!

ADMIT IT. YOU SUNG THIS.

Trelawney looks like this

Your friends are that awesome

In a suprising turn of events, Hufflepuff actually wins something

House Elves can all of a sudden have wands

Your birthday cake looks like this

Honeydukes is suddenly in your living room

angelbarbie20, medouri and 1 other like this

dragonsmemory I think I can top that by a slim margin. My birthday is July 31. One year, I wanted a Harry Potter-themed party. We had everything just righ…except the pinata. The store didn't have Harry Potter pinatas, so we got adinosaur instead. That wasn't a total loss, considering how it would feel to hit a picture of Harry with a big stick. Last year, I went to see the llast Harry Potter movie. On my 18th birthday. I cried at the end because it meant the end of Harry Potter and my childhood. I've never known any part of my life not touched by the Boy Who Lived. On Halloween one year, I was Harry Potter. I didn't have the glasses, but my own were close enough.