1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.
2. Tell her McGonagall said that her overall OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When you ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells you it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are you so upset? I thought you valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's article about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that "Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his heart out."
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts by saying: "It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!"
10. In lessons, always answer questions by heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells you that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because you were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her, "Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you" - every day for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, "Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?"
14. Quote Malfoy. "Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."
15. When given a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice: "No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!"
2. Tell her McGonagall said that her overall OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When you ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells you it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are you so upset? I thought you valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly: "I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them. . . ."
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's article about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that "Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his heart out."
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts by saying: "It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!"
10. In lessons, always answer questions by heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells you that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because you were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's Christmas party, say to her, "Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you" - every day for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, "Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?"
14. Quote Malfoy. "Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers."
15. When given a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice: "No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!"
I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in love with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my heart unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to join the fanpop and show myself as a fan of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book
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I'll make this short but why did the movies do this. In the books Padma Patil was a ravenclaw while in the movies she was gryfindor.Now just like how Harry's eyes are green in the book and blue in the movie (yes I know Dan cant wear the contacts) but it is , in my opinion ANNOYING! Whats with all these stuff ups?
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the movies he got struck by lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the movies stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have ago at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the movies are great so dont think i hate them.
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the movies he got struck by lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the movies stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have ago at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the movies are great so dont think i hate them.
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared by and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" said Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if you ever want to see your parents again you will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" said James.
"This doesn't add up" said Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." said James. "We will!" they all said in unison.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" said Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if you ever want to see your parents again you will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" said James.
"This doesn't add up" said Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." said James. "We will!" they all said in unison.