TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and show her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes you and when she tells you "Why don't you speak up" tell her that you can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every second she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.
9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.
10- Tell her Cornelius Fudge just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.
11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a love potion and make him fall in love with you. Than go and show this to Dolores.
12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.
13- If she wants for you to sing, sing a muggle melody or song.
14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.
15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"
16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.
17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.
18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the cats that will speak your language," and turn her back.
19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.
20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her you went colorblind because the pink was way too shiny in a bad way.
21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."
22- Tell her "I love you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I love you're lame looks and all."
23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.
24- Tell her there is only one Dolores fan and point the mirror where she sees herself.
25- Tell her she could've drank some love potion and looked at the mirror.
26- Turn her room black and tell her the color pink doesn't deserve someone dark like her.
27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if you spent the money on those pink clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world or to Cornelius for helping you?"
28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.
29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.
30- Read her this list aloud.
(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)
<3
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and show her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes you and when she tells you "Why don't you speak up" tell her that you can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every second she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.
9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.
10- Tell her Cornelius Fudge just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.
11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a love potion and make him fall in love with you. Than go and show this to Dolores.
12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.
13- If she wants for you to sing, sing a muggle melody or song.
14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.
15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"
16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.
17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.
18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the cats that will speak your language," and turn her back.
19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.
20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her you went colorblind because the pink was way too shiny in a bad way.
21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."
22- Tell her "I love you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I love you're lame looks and all."
23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.
24- Tell her there is only one Dolores fan and point the mirror where she sees herself.
25- Tell her she could've drank some love potion and looked at the mirror.
26- Turn her room black and tell her the color pink doesn't deserve someone dark like her.
27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if you spent the money on those pink clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world or to Cornelius for helping you?"
28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.
29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.
30- Read her this list aloud.
(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)
<3
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