Soo; me and a girl in a class of mine who is known to be a Twilight fan were at school, bored, and had finished our work. So we decided to have a little debate (we do this all the time) over e-mail:
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, by the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.
From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:
Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x
Raavenclaw:
:) i love neville, he's bamf x
Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo too sexy for bella........ what happens next
Raavenclaw:
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean & Seamus team up to kill the Twilight characters. Harry Avada Kedavra's Edward/Cedric and bella kills herself by la-pushing herself off the cliff
happy ever after x
Aurora:
nooooooooooooo the cullen show up the bite the life out of the harry potter characters as they took bella prisoner they kill the harry potter characters and bella and edward marry and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER x
Raavenclaw:
Don;t you mean - that would never happen as Bella would scoff at Luna's lion hat and Luna would turn around, Stupefy her, then say calmly "ooh sorry, must've been the wrackspurts, I thought you were a troll." and Hermione would say, "I thought you were Grawp!" And Bella would run crying and push herself off the cliff, Edward would try to bite Luna & Hermione but would be attacked by a mixture of curses by Harry, Ginny, Ron, Neville, Luna & Hermione and leave looking really messed-up with bad acne. Then; he would try to steal Ginny, she'd kick him where it hurts & do Levicorpus on him andjust as he fell down and was about to bite Harry he would Avada Kedavra him. Meanwhile Jacob would go to Azkaban for being an unregistered animagus with the nerve to call himself a werewolf and insult Remus Lupin's memory x
Aurora:
Welll really ginny couldnt kibk him where it hurts and it wunt hurt him anyways cos hes immortal and dead so there also the cullens would get every vampire and tell them that wizards are threating the existence of vampires they would all come with a force field and the wizard clan would have no chance against the vampires and if the force field was broken they would all bite the wizards and kills them :)
Raavenclaw:
Why couldnt ginny kick him where it hurts? because he has nothing there?
And, ffssss darling EDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE. Rufus Scrimgeour and the people behind the Rotfang Conspiracy are REAL VAMPIRES. dont you read the Quibbler?
Pluuussss; not even dead people are safe from Avada Kedavra - only Harry.
the Harry Potter side has the gryffindors, the ravenclaws, the hufflepuffs, the slytherins, the parents, the professors, the order members, the death eaters, the dark lord & every person who died in the war. You vampires have no hope x
Aurora:
yeah they do are the dark side really gonna fight against the vampires with the good side come on love think use your hed :)
Raavenclaw:
Yes; they would if it was against the Cullens. Our mutual hate for Twilight connects even Death Eaters & Order members, and that's not easy. WE HAVE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and MOLLY WEASLEY.
just give up now x
Aurora:
I shall not give up because i had the time of my life and i ow it all to twilight yesssss i ow it all to r-patz
Raavenclaw:
i assume you've just given up now, yes? yes? good x
Aurora:
No cos I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRYS I DO I DO
Raavenclaw:
HA. You admit Eddiekins is a faerie. You lose x
Aurora:
NO HE IS A CHARISMATIC AND HE MAY SHINE IN THE SUN BUT AT LEAST HE DOESNT DIE LIKE NORMAL VAMPIRES X
Raavenclaw:
"NORMAL" aka. REAL VAMPIRES are already dead and only die through contact with the sun, a stake etc. GOOD VAMPIRES WITH FLAWS.
and he is not charismatic. Only Alan Rickman, Joey Richter or Rupert Grint are truly charismatic. (I missed out a whole host of other people because I didn't want to type it all)
Aurora:
errrr all three of the las are really bad actors the best actor in the world is r-patz
Raavenclaw:
Not really. he was only good as Cedric.
How are they bad actors? Alan Rickman is amazing, especially his voice, no-one could play Ron like Rupert Grint and I guarantee you don't know who Joey Richter is.
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, by the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.
From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:
Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x
Raavenclaw:
:) i love neville, he's bamf x
Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo too sexy for bella........ what happens next
Raavenclaw:
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean & Seamus team up to kill the Twilight characters. Harry Avada Kedavra's Edward/Cedric and bella kills herself by la-pushing herself off the cliff
happy ever after x
Aurora:
nooooooooooooo the cullen show up the bite the life out of the harry potter characters as they took bella prisoner they kill the harry potter characters and bella and edward marry and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER x
Raavenclaw:
Don;t you mean - that would never happen as Bella would scoff at Luna's lion hat and Luna would turn around, Stupefy her, then say calmly "ooh sorry, must've been the wrackspurts, I thought you were a troll." and Hermione would say, "I thought you were Grawp!" And Bella would run crying and push herself off the cliff, Edward would try to bite Luna & Hermione but would be attacked by a mixture of curses by Harry, Ginny, Ron, Neville, Luna & Hermione and leave looking really messed-up with bad acne. Then; he would try to steal Ginny, she'd kick him where it hurts & do Levicorpus on him andjust as he fell down and was about to bite Harry he would Avada Kedavra him. Meanwhile Jacob would go to Azkaban for being an unregistered animagus with the nerve to call himself a werewolf and insult Remus Lupin's memory x
Aurora:
Welll really ginny couldnt kibk him where it hurts and it wunt hurt him anyways cos hes immortal and dead so there also the cullens would get every vampire and tell them that wizards are threating the existence of vampires they would all come with a force field and the wizard clan would have no chance against the vampires and if the force field was broken they would all bite the wizards and kills them :)
Raavenclaw:
Why couldnt ginny kick him where it hurts? because he has nothing there?
And, ffssss darling EDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE. Rufus Scrimgeour and the people behind the Rotfang Conspiracy are REAL VAMPIRES. dont you read the Quibbler?
Pluuussss; not even dead people are safe from Avada Kedavra - only Harry.
the Harry Potter side has the gryffindors, the ravenclaws, the hufflepuffs, the slytherins, the parents, the professors, the order members, the death eaters, the dark lord & every person who died in the war. You vampires have no hope x
Aurora:
yeah they do are the dark side really gonna fight against the vampires with the good side come on love think use your hed :)
Raavenclaw:
Yes; they would if it was against the Cullens. Our mutual hate for Twilight connects even Death Eaters & Order members, and that's not easy. WE HAVE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and MOLLY WEASLEY.
just give up now x
Aurora:
I shall not give up because i had the time of my life and i ow it all to twilight yesssss i ow it all to r-patz
Raavenclaw:
i assume you've just given up now, yes? yes? good x
Aurora:
No cos I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRYS I DO I DO
Raavenclaw:
HA. You admit Eddiekins is a faerie. You lose x
Aurora:
NO HE IS A CHARISMATIC AND HE MAY SHINE IN THE SUN BUT AT LEAST HE DOESNT DIE LIKE NORMAL VAMPIRES X
Raavenclaw:
"NORMAL" aka. REAL VAMPIRES are already dead and only die through contact with the sun, a stake etc. GOOD VAMPIRES WITH FLAWS.
and he is not charismatic. Only Alan Rickman, Joey Richter or Rupert Grint are truly charismatic. (I missed out a whole host of other people because I didn't want to type it all)
Aurora:
errrr all three of the las are really bad actors the best actor in the world is r-patz
Raavenclaw:
Not really. he was only good as Cedric.
How are they bad actors? Alan Rickman is amazing, especially his voice, no-one could play Ron like Rupert Grint and I guarantee you don't know who Joey Richter is.
