House spun around in Wilson's chair, fingers together with his cane lying on Wilson's desk. He waited with a sinister smile hanging across his face. Suddenly Cuddy walked in.
"Where's Wilson?"
"Patient."
"And you are...?"
"Nothing."
"What happened to the patient I gave you this morning?"
"Team is running tests. It won't be long before they start looking for me and I get to tell them taking the tests were a waste of time because he has the terrifying but subtle, flu."
"Yeah, right. And the choice of Wilson's office?"
"Nothing. Well, I knew you were coming here."
Cuddy recognized the sinister smile on his face.
"I told you, not at work. We're professionals here. We leave our--personal--business outside."
He scoffed.
"It's like you don't know me at all!"
She enunciated every word.
"NOT. HERE. NOT. NOW. Especially not in Wilson's office."
"Come on. We can do it in yours next week or something--"
"No! That's like us having sex in the lobby. Don't say your office either!"
"Come on. Please? Puh-leese mommy?"
He began making his puppy dog face. Then Cuddy said firmly,
"NO. If were going to be dating, you have to take--this--us--seriously."
He got up from Wilson's chair,
"Again, not trying to be redundant, but its like you don't know me at all!"
"Well if you're not going to take this seriously--"
House began walking towards Cuddy.
"Seriousness is not needed at the moment."
He pushed her up against the wall.
"I am NOT doing this NOW."
She attempted to leave but House pushed her back against the wall,
"Who said you had the choice? And you'll be changing your position in about less than ten seconds.."
He leaned in and began kissing her neck. She closed her eyes and said,
"Lock the damn door, turn off the lights and close the blinds for gods sake."
House moved in one swift motion, and quickly shut the blinds and locked the door as he turned off the light. Then he swept off everything on Wilson's desk and spilled coffee on the floor.
"It's okay, it was his coffee."
They laid down on the desk. They threw each others clothes here and there. Shoes were kicked in several places while the remaining garments were flung in a corner. All you could hear were the intense breathing between them.
"That kissing thing, it's like a weapon. On a normal basis, if I hadn't done that, you would've been back to work by now."
"On a normal basis, we wouldn't be together. How's your leg?"
"I'm fine. Just shut up for once. You nag me 95% of the day now. The one thing I don't need is you nagging me while it's my time of fun."
They both gave a smirk. Outside Wilson was walking towards his office. He walked up to the door and saw that his lights were off. He figured he locked up when he had left earlier so he took out his keys and slid them through the door.
"You know, we should do this more often, his desk his more comfortable than mi--"
At that moment, Wilson walked in interrupting the last word House would've said. Wilson could make out two figures in the dark. Both of whom he knew. He quickly closed the door and turned on the light. They all uttered something right after the other.
"Oh, my, GOD."
"Shit."
"Do me a favor, can you get me my vicodin? They're in my pants, over THERE. Wow. Never thought I'd say anything like that!"
They grabbed the closest clothes near them and covered themselves up.
"What--What is going on here?"
"Well Wilson, me and mommy do this thing every now and again if mommy isn't aggravated, it's called SEX!"
"No--I meant--HOW? And when--and where was I?"
"Uh, your office, now and you were with a patient."
"He listened to your advice, about two weeks ago and you've been clueless. I'm surprised you hadn't picked up the signs though. I'm especially irritating to him albeit in a playful kind of way."
"Uh, House, when I said to get together with Cuddy, I meant just date her, I did not mean, nor was I giving you permission to have sex with her in my office!"
"Can I help it that your desk is exceptionally comfy?"
"We're sorry Wilson."
Wilson's slight anger melted into laughter after a second.
"I can't believe I didn't see this coming. Of course it's going to be my office. It's not going to be yours because it's in the clinic which is exactly like having sex in the lobby, and of course not YOUR office because your desk is glass. Not the elevators because you don't need to go on them till lunch and if you did she wasn't around because your team would be swarming around you. Not the utility janitor closet because it's full with new equipment for maintenance...Wow. I had all the facts, just missing the variables..Wait. You've been together for two weeks?"
"Right-io."
"And neither of you told me."
"No."
"And I was clueless."
"Right again!"
"Wilson just--I will take five hours out of your clinic duty if you leave now, let us change and you tell no one what just happened."
"Fine. Oh God! My desk!"
"Yeah, all that stuff, it was in the way so I kinda just whooshp! Right off your desk. I'll also have maintenance burn it for you."
"No, no, disinfectant is okay. I'll give you ten minutes."
"Thank you."
He walks out laughing and Cuddy glares at House.
"You knew this was going to happen."
"I hoped for it. This is how I had been planning to tell him, I just never had the opportunity yet. And I did want you right then and there so I just jumped on it. And you too."
"You are unbelievable."
"So were you."
Cuddy rolled her eyes, accompanied with a small grin. They both changed with smiles on their faces. Cuddy was first to be done.
"You are so in for it tonight."
Then she left the room and the last glimpse he got was an sinister smile that resembled his. After he had buttoned his last button he walked out with a smile on his face.
"Where's Wilson?"
"Patient."
"And you are...?"
"Nothing."
"What happened to the patient I gave you this morning?"
"Team is running tests. It won't be long before they start looking for me and I get to tell them taking the tests were a waste of time because he has the terrifying but subtle, flu."
"Yeah, right. And the choice of Wilson's office?"
"Nothing. Well, I knew you were coming here."
Cuddy recognized the sinister smile on his face.
"I told you, not at work. We're professionals here. We leave our--personal--business outside."
He scoffed.
"It's like you don't know me at all!"
She enunciated every word.
"NOT. HERE. NOT. NOW. Especially not in Wilson's office."
"Come on. We can do it in yours next week or something--"
"No! That's like us having sex in the lobby. Don't say your office either!"
"Come on. Please? Puh-leese mommy?"
He began making his puppy dog face. Then Cuddy said firmly,
"NO. If were going to be dating, you have to take--this--us--seriously."
He got up from Wilson's chair,
"Again, not trying to be redundant, but its like you don't know me at all!"
"Well if you're not going to take this seriously--"
House began walking towards Cuddy.
"Seriousness is not needed at the moment."
He pushed her up against the wall.
"I am NOT doing this NOW."
She attempted to leave but House pushed her back against the wall,
"Who said you had the choice? And you'll be changing your position in about less than ten seconds.."
He leaned in and began kissing her neck. She closed her eyes and said,
"Lock the damn door, turn off the lights and close the blinds for gods sake."
House moved in one swift motion, and quickly shut the blinds and locked the door as he turned off the light. Then he swept off everything on Wilson's desk and spilled coffee on the floor.
"It's okay, it was his coffee."
They laid down on the desk. They threw each others clothes here and there. Shoes were kicked in several places while the remaining garments were flung in a corner. All you could hear were the intense breathing between them.
"That kissing thing, it's like a weapon. On a normal basis, if I hadn't done that, you would've been back to work by now."
"On a normal basis, we wouldn't be together. How's your leg?"
"I'm fine. Just shut up for once. You nag me 95% of the day now. The one thing I don't need is you nagging me while it's my time of fun."
They both gave a smirk. Outside Wilson was walking towards his office. He walked up to the door and saw that his lights were off. He figured he locked up when he had left earlier so he took out his keys and slid them through the door.
"You know, we should do this more often, his desk his more comfortable than mi--"
At that moment, Wilson walked in interrupting the last word House would've said. Wilson could make out two figures in the dark. Both of whom he knew. He quickly closed the door and turned on the light. They all uttered something right after the other.
"Oh, my, GOD."
"Shit."
"Do me a favor, can you get me my vicodin? They're in my pants, over THERE. Wow. Never thought I'd say anything like that!"
They grabbed the closest clothes near them and covered themselves up.
"What--What is going on here?"
"Well Wilson, me and mommy do this thing every now and again if mommy isn't aggravated, it's called SEX!"
"No--I meant--HOW? And when--and where was I?"
"Uh, your office, now and you were with a patient."
"He listened to your advice, about two weeks ago and you've been clueless. I'm surprised you hadn't picked up the signs though. I'm especially irritating to him albeit in a playful kind of way."
"Uh, House, when I said to get together with Cuddy, I meant just date her, I did not mean, nor was I giving you permission to have sex with her in my office!"
"Can I help it that your desk is exceptionally comfy?"
"We're sorry Wilson."
Wilson's slight anger melted into laughter after a second.
"I can't believe I didn't see this coming. Of course it's going to be my office. It's not going to be yours because it's in the clinic which is exactly like having sex in the lobby, and of course not YOUR office because your desk is glass. Not the elevators because you don't need to go on them till lunch and if you did she wasn't around because your team would be swarming around you. Not the utility janitor closet because it's full with new equipment for maintenance...Wow. I had all the facts, just missing the variables..Wait. You've been together for two weeks?"
"Right-io."
"And neither of you told me."
"No."
"And I was clueless."
"Right again!"
"Wilson just--I will take five hours out of your clinic duty if you leave now, let us change and you tell no one what just happened."
"Fine. Oh God! My desk!"
"Yeah, all that stuff, it was in the way so I kinda just whooshp! Right off your desk. I'll also have maintenance burn it for you."
"No, no, disinfectant is okay. I'll give you ten minutes."
"Thank you."
He walks out laughing and Cuddy glares at House.
"You knew this was going to happen."
"I hoped for it. This is how I had been planning to tell him, I just never had the opportunity yet. And I did want you right then and there so I just jumped on it. And you too."
"You are unbelievable."
"So were you."
Cuddy rolled her eyes, accompanied with a small grin. They both changed with smiles on their faces. Cuddy was first to be done.
"You are so in for it tonight."
Then she left the room and the last glimpse he got was an sinister smile that resembled his. After he had buttoned his last button he walked out with a smile on his face.