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Sweet_Pants
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House:We have a case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wilson, walks in*

WIlson: House um.. do you have any idea why I'm missing my 2 mastercards and my coffee machine?!!

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IS THE LAST TIME I EVER GIVE YOU A KEY TO MY HOUSE!!!

Well, im glad you figured out that you shouldnt trust me after the last 8 years. And dont both looking for your coffe machine. It's broken.

WTH!!??? THAT COFFEE MACHINE WAS $400 FRICKIN DOLLARS!!!!! *glares* I WILL GET YOU BACK *STORMS AWAY*

*House shrugged, taking the two practially empty mastercards and throwing them in the trash.*

Hope he doesn't figure out WHY i broke iit...

*he murmered*

*wilson walks out og PPTTH to find his car missing. he runs back in to find house gone. he looks at 13*

where the hell is house?

13: he leftabout 5 minutes ago said he needed to buy a coffee maker??

House is at Target*
buying a new coffe machin*
*uses Wilson's mastercards XD*

*WIlson calls house on his cell*

Where are you what have you done with my car and buy me a white coffee maker black looks cheap.

House is currently looking at black coffee makers*
smirks*

black is perfect for you, then. All those shirts you buy look like they come from the 99 cents store. whwich, by the way, should be the 108 cents store.Who told you i was looking for a coffee maker anyway?

*Wilson shakes his head*

13. Why does it matter!? Just get me a white frickin coffee maker and bring back my car or...else

Or else what?! You'll lecture me to death?!???

No..ha you'll find out...Now I have to go call some people..

*wilson hangs up and calls the cable company and does his best house impression*

um...yes i want to get tha basic 10 channel plan...

person: um ok you get to choose your ten channels...so pick away

wilson: um how about nick jr., disney channel,the pottery channel, and any other channels that any guy without a heart would not want to watch..

person: ok? well ill get right on that...

wilson: thanks bye..

*wilson smiled this was going to be a long week.*

*phone is ringing*
house:...hello?...
cuddy:HOUSE! YOUR PATIENT HAS RECTAL BLEEDING AND IS TACHICARDIC! WHY WONT YOU PICK UP FOR THE TEAM?
house:... i was sleeping...
cuddy:at 9:00? dont you have celebrity wrestling to watch or somethng involving lots of vicodin and scotch?
house:...wilson redid my tv plan... ill be there as soon as possible
cuddy:of course you will (sarcasm)
*beep*

house gets dressed and pops a few vicodin as he limps out the door to his bike. he trys to start it, but someone seems to have removed the starter.

*house makes his funny "im smiling at wilson" smile*

*wilson watches house with his binoculars and drove by house...and rolled down his window*

Need a ride??

*house looked at him and smiled*

wilson grinned

well too bad looks like you're just going to have to wa-i mean limp to work today

and with that wilson drove away

13: finally! your here!
house: srry. some broke my bike
13: you can pedal a bike?
house:... oh wow
13: OH! a motorclycle! i kinda figured cuz of... well... never mind. tub and chase are in an OR trying to stop the bleeding. foreman is trying to run a differential...
house: but no one can run one like me. god, i feel so special
*he sits on the nurses desk*
13: are you comming? *then notices that house is breathing heavily and is rubbing his leg* ... are you ok?
house: ... ill be up in a sec
...
THE END!