HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 2♥
Dr. House:I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy:It was stained with blood.
Dr. House:Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy:You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House:It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.
HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 3♥
Dr. Cuddy They're sleeping together?
Dr. House: If by sleeping together you mean having sex...
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