2 hours later …………. Lecture hall A
House: Now looking at this strategically, the Ebola virus’s main goal here is to turn your body into the virus itself. It does this by first liquefying the body organs. Once that’s done, the virus finishes its job off by liquefying the rest of the body. Most people however die before they ever get to this stage in the game. We like to call this process bleeding out!
House stares at the scared looking group of students intently
House: This is why it is so important that you make sure your suit is secure when going into a level 4 quarantine zone. If you catch this thing you will be looking like a zombie within two days. So I suggest you carry a gun with you in case you have to kill yourself, because there is no way in hell you will survive this virus if you catch it, and it’s a lot more painful and humiliating dying like this then shooting your self in the head with a gun, believe me.
House looks at the stunned crowed again
House: There’s still time if you want to change your majors and minors right now.
The registrars’ office does not close for another hour.
The crowed is still looking stunned
House looks at them and then sighs
House: That’s your cue, you idiots, to get the hell out of here before you end up looking like that guy!
House points the end of his cane to a projected picture on the wall of a man who is almost unrecognizable because he is covered in so much blood.
The students, now realizing the seminar is over, rush out of the lecture hall until all that is left is Erica, Taub and Kutner.
House, who was watching the students rush out with delight, looks up and notices Erica for the first time.
House: Wow, Taub I thought you learned your lesson about adultery with your last mistress!
Erica gives a very embarrassed Taub an inquisitive look
House: Not to say that I blame you. She a real babe.
House eyes her up and down.
Taub turns to look at Erica
Taub: Sorry about this.
Erica: It’s fine. Don’t worry about it. Your secret is safe with me.
Kutner: It’s not really a secret. Everybody already knows about it.
Taub gives Kutner an annoyed look
Taub: Your not helping the situation Kutner.
Erica turns back to House and gives him a very amused look
Erica: Hello Greg. It’s been a long time hasn’t it?
House gives her a puzzled look
House: Do I know you?
Erica gives House a fake hurtful look
Erica: Greg how could you forget about me and the hot sex we used to have back in college?
Taub and Kutner: WHAT!!! You …?
They both start glancing back and forth between House and Erica with bewildered looks on their faces
Erica looks at the both of them and starts laughing
Erica: God you guys are so predictable! I was only kidding
Erica then turns back to an amused-looking House.
Erica: I don’t expect you to remember me. It has been about 24 years since we last met. My name is Dr. Erica Madison. We met each other a couple of times when you were still a med student at Michigan.
House stares at her for a minute and then smiles
House: Now that you mention it, your name does ring a bell. You would not happen to be the same Madison who threw her bikini top at me during one of my band’s beach party concerts would you?
Erica: Yep, that would me! I can’t believe that you remember that!
House: How could I forget? You were my first Groupie!
Erica smiles at him and laughs
Erica: Man you have not changed much since college, have you?
House looks at her sadly
House: Unfortunately some things about me have changed.
He holds up his cane in front of her
Erica gives him a sympathetic look
Erica: So they have I’m sorry about your leg.
House: It’s fine. You have nothing to apologies about. Besides, I have these to help with the pain.
House holds up his bottle of Vicodin before swallowing two pills
Erica: I see. Well, I might have a better solution for you.
House gives her inquisitive look and then smiles at her
House: Tell me more
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Meanwhile .........Back at Cuddy’s House
Cuddy is in the nursery rocking a baby, looking completely exhausted
Cuddy: Thank goodness she’s finally asleep. Now maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Cuddy walks over to the crib and places the baby girl gently into the crib, then walks to the door and closes it gently. Just at that moment, when she about to turn around, the bell rings
Cuddy: Damit to hell
Cuddy walks to the front door and opens it
Cuddy: House I ‘am not in Th…
Cuddy stops short when realizes that the man standing in her doorway is not House, but rather a scared looking man in a delivery suit with a large flower arrangement basket in his hands.
Cuddy: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to yell at you. I thought you were someone else.
The man looking a little more relaxed
Delivery Guy: That’s Ok,. I understand.. I actually get that a lot. Most of the flowers I deliver are from men who have screwed up and are trying to make it up to their girlfriends by sending them flowers since they can’t talk to them themselves.
Cuddy blushes slightly at this comment
Delivery Guy: Anyhow, would you happen to be Lisa Cuddy?
Cuddy: Yes, that would be me
Delivery Guy: Then I will need you to sign this
The Delivery Man hands a clipboard over to Cuddy
Cuddy signs it and then hands it back.
And in return for the clipboard he gives Cuddy her flowers
Delivery Guy: Thank you. Have nice day
Cuddy: You too!
The man then waves good bye to Cuddy and walks away
Cuddy shuts the door and goes back to her living room where she places the flower arrangement basket on the coffee table.
While looking at it, she notices that there is a card sticking out of the basket
She picks it up and opens the small envelope
Cuddy’s face, which at the moment was happy, now turned to puzzlement and annoyance
Cuddy: Let the Games begin! What the hell dose that mean?
Cuddy takes out her cell phone from the holder on her jeans and dials a few numbers and then puts it to her ear
Cuddy: Seriously, sometime I don’t get that idiot.
Cuddy waits a few seconds and then hangs up
Cuddy: That’s strange. He always has his cell phone on him. I wonder why it’s turned off. The seminar should have been over an hour ago.
To Be Continued…………..
House: Now looking at this strategically, the Ebola virus’s main goal here is to turn your body into the virus itself. It does this by first liquefying the body organs. Once that’s done, the virus finishes its job off by liquefying the rest of the body. Most people however die before they ever get to this stage in the game. We like to call this process bleeding out!
House stares at the scared looking group of students intently
House: This is why it is so important that you make sure your suit is secure when going into a level 4 quarantine zone. If you catch this thing you will be looking like a zombie within two days. So I suggest you carry a gun with you in case you have to kill yourself, because there is no way in hell you will survive this virus if you catch it, and it’s a lot more painful and humiliating dying like this then shooting your self in the head with a gun, believe me.
House looks at the stunned crowed again
House: There’s still time if you want to change your majors and minors right now.
The registrars’ office does not close for another hour.
The crowed is still looking stunned
House looks at them and then sighs
House: That’s your cue, you idiots, to get the hell out of here before you end up looking like that guy!
House points the end of his cane to a projected picture on the wall of a man who is almost unrecognizable because he is covered in so much blood.
The students, now realizing the seminar is over, rush out of the lecture hall until all that is left is Erica, Taub and Kutner.
House, who was watching the students rush out with delight, looks up and notices Erica for the first time.
House: Wow, Taub I thought you learned your lesson about adultery with your last mistress!
Erica gives a very embarrassed Taub an inquisitive look
House: Not to say that I blame you. She a real babe.
House eyes her up and down.
Taub turns to look at Erica
Taub: Sorry about this.
Erica: It’s fine. Don’t worry about it. Your secret is safe with me.
Kutner: It’s not really a secret. Everybody already knows about it.
Taub gives Kutner an annoyed look
Taub: Your not helping the situation Kutner.
Erica turns back to House and gives him a very amused look
Erica: Hello Greg. It’s been a long time hasn’t it?
House gives her a puzzled look
House: Do I know you?
Erica gives House a fake hurtful look
Erica: Greg how could you forget about me and the hot sex we used to have back in college?
Taub and Kutner: WHAT!!! You …?
They both start glancing back and forth between House and Erica with bewildered looks on their faces
Erica looks at the both of them and starts laughing
Erica: God you guys are so predictable! I was only kidding
Erica then turns back to an amused-looking House.
Erica: I don’t expect you to remember me. It has been about 24 years since we last met. My name is Dr. Erica Madison. We met each other a couple of times when you were still a med student at Michigan.
House stares at her for a minute and then smiles
House: Now that you mention it, your name does ring a bell. You would not happen to be the same Madison who threw her bikini top at me during one of my band’s beach party concerts would you?
Erica: Yep, that would me! I can’t believe that you remember that!
House: How could I forget? You were my first Groupie!
Erica smiles at him and laughs
Erica: Man you have not changed much since college, have you?
House looks at her sadly
House: Unfortunately some things about me have changed.
He holds up his cane in front of her
Erica gives him a sympathetic look
Erica: So they have I’m sorry about your leg.
House: It’s fine. You have nothing to apologies about. Besides, I have these to help with the pain.
House holds up his bottle of Vicodin before swallowing two pills
Erica: I see. Well, I might have a better solution for you.
House gives her inquisitive look and then smiles at her
House: Tell me more
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Meanwhile .........Back at Cuddy’s House
Cuddy is in the nursery rocking a baby, looking completely exhausted
Cuddy: Thank goodness she’s finally asleep. Now maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Cuddy walks over to the crib and places the baby girl gently into the crib, then walks to the door and closes it gently. Just at that moment, when she about to turn around, the bell rings
Cuddy: Damit to hell
Cuddy walks to the front door and opens it
Cuddy: House I ‘am not in Th…
Cuddy stops short when realizes that the man standing in her doorway is not House, but rather a scared looking man in a delivery suit with a large flower arrangement basket in his hands.
Cuddy: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to yell at you. I thought you were someone else.
The man looking a little more relaxed
Delivery Guy: That’s Ok,. I understand.. I actually get that a lot. Most of the flowers I deliver are from men who have screwed up and are trying to make it up to their girlfriends by sending them flowers since they can’t talk to them themselves.
Cuddy blushes slightly at this comment
Delivery Guy: Anyhow, would you happen to be Lisa Cuddy?
Cuddy: Yes, that would be me
Delivery Guy: Then I will need you to sign this
The Delivery Man hands a clipboard over to Cuddy
Cuddy signs it and then hands it back.
And in return for the clipboard he gives Cuddy her flowers
Delivery Guy: Thank you. Have nice day
Cuddy: You too!
The man then waves good bye to Cuddy and walks away
Cuddy shuts the door and goes back to her living room where she places the flower arrangement basket on the coffee table.
While looking at it, she notices that there is a card sticking out of the basket
She picks it up and opens the small envelope
Cuddy’s face, which at the moment was happy, now turned to puzzlement and annoyance
Cuddy: Let the Games begin! What the hell dose that mean?
Cuddy takes out her cell phone from the holder on her jeans and dials a few numbers and then puts it to her ear
Cuddy: Seriously, sometime I don’t get that idiot.
Cuddy waits a few seconds and then hangs up
Cuddy: That’s strange. He always has his cell phone on him. I wonder why it’s turned off. The seminar should have been over an hour ago.
To Be Continued…………..
Cuddy and House
