STICKLY'S POV
Yes, my final chapter is HERE. So how DID I escape from Dib's horrible trap? Let's find out. "So, any last words Stickly?" Dib asked. "Yeah, just something I ALWAYS wanted you to know, Dib." I said as Dib lowered his weapon. "My father, Juk Lidge, named me Roxrio Lidge. But I didn't even weigh a POUND once I came out of my mother's stomach! 'He's as skinny a stick' my father would say. Thus, they named me Stickly. That means I'm so skinny, my weight can even be an ASSISTANCE to me. Like now." I squeezed out of the chains. "Can you show me the way out?" Dib shot at me, but I ducked at the last second and tripped him. As he fell, I was able to take the gun and run off.
DIB'S POV
I was SO close to actually capturing alien life. I REALLY WAS! "Gaz!" I called. "We have to find Stickly!"
GAZ'S POV
Remember when I said I really wanted to kick Dib out? I REALLY meant it. "Why can't you just go after Zim?" I asked. "Great idea, Gaz!" Dib said. "He's probably going to Zim's house!" I looked up. "That's not what I was referring to, you idiot." I said, but he was already out the door.
STICKLY'S POV
The next day, I got a package. "FROM THE TALLEST" it said. "The Tallest?" I thought. "I thought they hated me and tried to kill me and stuff or whatever!" I didn't care. I opened it. A NEW ROBOT! It was a yellow robot that was cube shaped with wheels and bony arms. It had a fat hat with a HUGE grin, HUGE eyes, and had hair like Dib's hair except without the pointy parts. "HI!" he said. "I'M LICKY! ICE KA-REEM!" Oh, God. I knew this was just gonna be another GIR unit or something. Huh. I didn't know the Tallest had robots besides SIRs. Oh well. "ETIR! ETFU! Libby! LANA! We got new robots." ETIR opened his eyes wide, his new wolf disguise on. "MORE?!" he said. "This is Licky!" I said. "He's a gift from Tallest!" Libby scratched her head. "Wait, didn't they try to kill you?" she asked. "I thought so too." So ETFU, LANA nodding in agreement. "Yeeeeeeeeah." I said. "Wow." ETIR said sarcastically. "How great." Now, I'm gonna try to get all the way to my up-to-date story in Invader Stickly so I'm gonna skip through a lot. ETIR got kind of annoying at times, for example:
"Where is my left shoe?!" Libby yelled. "How could I be only missing ONE shoe?! That doesn't even make sence!" She then found Licky with a shoe in his mouth.
"Be REAL quiet, Licky... the leprechaun might hear us..." I said. "WHAT?! CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Licky yelled. "YOU'RE AFTER ME GOLD!" The golden leprechaun cried. "Let's get out of this jungle!" ETIR yelled.
As you know, he got annoying. Later on, Noshei moved away and unfortunately we did have to break up. However, Libby and I got married soon after. ETIR and ETFU also got married. I'm not sure if it counted since the only part they did was the "I do" part and the audience was stuffed toys. Soon after, Noshei moved back, Jukai disappearing very briefly after. No one knew what happened to him, but when he came back, he was married to Noshei. A little before then, Libby and LANA were sent back to IRK to train for Operation Impending Doom III. Yes, Libby and I DID divorce. Two years later, she reappeared and rejecting the Tallests' offer to be an Irken Invader for the Irken Empire. However, LANA decided to stay and train to be a UOBIR (Upgraded Offense Based Information Retrieval) However, when Libby came back, she was a new person; a war freak. Everything was action to her. She didn't want to re-marry me, but she did except my request of being in a relationship. About a year later, my father came to visit. However he brought his... OTHER... son...
Yes, my final chapter is HERE. So how DID I escape from Dib's horrible trap? Let's find out. "So, any last words Stickly?" Dib asked. "Yeah, just something I ALWAYS wanted you to know, Dib." I said as Dib lowered his weapon. "My father, Juk Lidge, named me Roxrio Lidge. But I didn't even weigh a POUND once I came out of my mother's stomach! 'He's as skinny a stick' my father would say. Thus, they named me Stickly. That means I'm so skinny, my weight can even be an ASSISTANCE to me. Like now." I squeezed out of the chains. "Can you show me the way out?" Dib shot at me, but I ducked at the last second and tripped him. As he fell, I was able to take the gun and run off.
DIB'S POV
I was SO close to actually capturing alien life. I REALLY WAS! "Gaz!" I called. "We have to find Stickly!"
GAZ'S POV
Remember when I said I really wanted to kick Dib out? I REALLY meant it. "Why can't you just go after Zim?" I asked. "Great idea, Gaz!" Dib said. "He's probably going to Zim's house!" I looked up. "That's not what I was referring to, you idiot." I said, but he was already out the door.
STICKLY'S POV
The next day, I got a package. "FROM THE TALLEST" it said. "The Tallest?" I thought. "I thought they hated me and tried to kill me and stuff or whatever!" I didn't care. I opened it. A NEW ROBOT! It was a yellow robot that was cube shaped with wheels and bony arms. It had a fat hat with a HUGE grin, HUGE eyes, and had hair like Dib's hair except without the pointy parts. "HI!" he said. "I'M LICKY! ICE KA-REEM!" Oh, God. I knew this was just gonna be another GIR unit or something. Huh. I didn't know the Tallest had robots besides SIRs. Oh well. "ETIR! ETFU! Libby! LANA! We got new robots." ETIR opened his eyes wide, his new wolf disguise on. "MORE?!" he said. "This is Licky!" I said. "He's a gift from Tallest!" Libby scratched her head. "Wait, didn't they try to kill you?" she asked. "I thought so too." So ETFU, LANA nodding in agreement. "Yeeeeeeeeah." I said. "Wow." ETIR said sarcastically. "How great." Now, I'm gonna try to get all the way to my up-to-date story in Invader Stickly so I'm gonna skip through a lot. ETIR got kind of annoying at times, for example:
"Where is my left shoe?!" Libby yelled. "How could I be only missing ONE shoe?! That doesn't even make sence!" She then found Licky with a shoe in his mouth.
"Be REAL quiet, Licky... the leprechaun might hear us..." I said. "WHAT?! CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Licky yelled. "YOU'RE AFTER ME GOLD!" The golden leprechaun cried. "Let's get out of this jungle!" ETIR yelled.
As you know, he got annoying. Later on, Noshei moved away and unfortunately we did have to break up. However, Libby and I got married soon after. ETIR and ETFU also got married. I'm not sure if it counted since the only part they did was the "I do" part and the audience was stuffed toys. Soon after, Noshei moved back, Jukai disappearing very briefly after. No one knew what happened to him, but when he came back, he was married to Noshei. A little before then, Libby and LANA were sent back to IRK to train for Operation Impending Doom III. Yes, Libby and I DID divorce. Two years later, she reappeared and rejecting the Tallests' offer to be an Irken Invader for the Irken Empire. However, LANA decided to stay and train to be a UOBIR (Upgraded Offense Based Information Retrieval) However, when Libby came back, she was a new person; a war freak. Everything was action to her. She didn't want to re-marry me, but she did except my request of being in a relationship. About a year later, my father came to visit. However he brought his... OTHER... son...
Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil or a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING OR KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on Youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a year of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most views wins. X3
Good luck.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING OR KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on Youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a year of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most views wins. X3
Good luck.
My message: okay, the picture you posted came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did you steal it? I took the picture myself and you just posted it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset by this! Why did you steal MY photography?!
Her reply: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED YOU AND ANY OTHER PUSSY FRIENDS YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, YOU STOLE MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like you guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually acting civilized.
Her reply: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED YOU AND ANY OTHER PUSSY FRIENDS YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, YOU STOLE MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like you guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually acting civilized.
invader-kia:Hey emo were are my tickets to the concert invaderzimemo:.... invader-kia>:( invaderzimemo:hehe long story invader-kia:TELL ME invaderzj]imemo:ok ok FLASH BACK i was holding the tickets because my pak was already ful until i saw invader-kia:let me guess ash(as a wolf) invaderzimemo:LET ME FINISH THE STORY!! so i saw ash and i i throw the tickets and chased after ash invader-kia: THOSE TICKETS COST OVER 100 MONIES WHY DO YOU LOSE THEM TO CHASE A WOLF THAT ALLWAYS SCRACHES YOUR FACE invaderzimemo:because shes such a cute wolf :) invader-kia: DO YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSE invaderzimemo:no invader-kia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO SIGHN UP FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS IF YOU DONT THERE WONT BE ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE SO IM GOING TO TELL YOU THE RULES IN INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS THE WAY YOU CAN WIN FIRST PLACE IS BY HAVEING THE BEST DRAWING AND BY DOING THAT IS YOU MUST POST A DRAWING ON THIS CLUB AND SAY ITS FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS AND IF YOU ENTER YOU GET A PROP AND YOU ENTER BY WRITING A COMMENT AND YOU GET TO BE IN THE BIG PICTURE AFTER THERE OVER THERE OVER IN 2WEEKS SO ITS A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME TO MAKE A GREAT PICTURE AND YOU DO GET A PRIZE IF YOU WIN AND THE PICTURE HAS TO BE NEW NOT OLD AND YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT ANYONES PICTURE FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS REMEBER THE ONLY WAY TO ENTER IS BY COMMENTING
STICKLY'S POV
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" I yelled, desperately. "THESE ARE JUST FAKE ALIENS!" Everyone still ran and screamed. I sighed. "Well, I give up on that plan." I said. Noshei screamed right in my ear. "Uh, Noshei?!" I said. "Sorry!" Noshei said. "I'm so stressed out. People could find out about you and kill the only friend I've ever had!" Dib ran by with a camera. "Actual footage!" he said. "This'll be shown EVERYWHERE!" Then he tripped and dropped his camera, causing it to break. "You're kidding me." he said. Jukai walked by. "That's pathetic." Jukai said. "MEET AN ALIEN! FIVE DOLLARS!"
LIBBY'S POV
I ran out of the house, in search of Stickly. "STICKLY!" I yelled. Yes, I was EXTREMELY stupid for doing that. "Another alien?!" someone yelled. "Where?!" Dib asked.
STICKLY'S POV
"Ah, crap." I said. "Where's ETIR and ETFU when you need them?!"
ETIR'S POV
I couldn't believe it. The krabby patty FROM the toilet was the one Mr. Krabs ate.
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" I yelled, desperately. "THESE ARE JUST FAKE ALIENS!" Everyone still ran and screamed. I sighed. "Well, I give up on that plan." I said. Noshei screamed right in my ear. "Uh, Noshei?!" I said. "Sorry!" Noshei said. "I'm so stressed out. People could find out about you and kill the only friend I've ever had!" Dib ran by with a camera. "Actual footage!" he said. "This'll be shown EVERYWHERE!" Then he tripped and dropped his camera, causing it to break. "You're kidding me." he said. Jukai walked by. "That's pathetic." Jukai said. "MEET AN ALIEN! FIVE DOLLARS!"
LIBBY'S POV
I ran out of the house, in search of Stickly. "STICKLY!" I yelled. Yes, I was EXTREMELY stupid for doing that. "Another alien?!" someone yelled. "Where?!" Dib asked.
STICKLY'S POV
"Ah, crap." I said. "Where's ETIR and ETFU when you need them?!"
ETIR'S POV
I couldn't believe it. The krabby patty FROM the toilet was the one Mr. Krabs ate.
PREVIOUSLY ON INVADER STICKLY
Tak was in Invader Zim's house!
ZIM'S POV
"Tak's getting away!" I said. Tak jumped out the window, into her ship. She flew off. "GIR!" I said. "Go fly to that ship and destroy it!" GIR and ETIR flew up to Tak's ship. They both bumped into the ship. They were knocked down.
ETIR'S POV
It hurt.
GIR'S POV
It did hurt.
DIB'S POV
I remembered that I had made a space ship before. I would use to fly up to Tak. And everyone else would help.
AUTHOR'S POV
Sorry this was so short, everyone. Sorry it sucked. But I'm just trying to end the season quickly.
Tak was in Invader Zim's house!
ZIM'S POV
"Tak's getting away!" I said. Tak jumped out the window, into her ship. She flew off. "GIR!" I said. "Go fly to that ship and destroy it!" GIR and ETIR flew up to Tak's ship. They both bumped into the ship. They were knocked down.
ETIR'S POV
It hurt.
GIR'S POV
It did hurt.
DIB'S POV
I remembered that I had made a space ship before. I would use to fly up to Tak. And everyone else would help.
AUTHOR'S POV
Sorry this was so short, everyone. Sorry it sucked. But I'm just trying to end the season quickly.