Human Oc's Fane (left), Tis (top), Kikiam (center), Chrissy (right).
It all started when I heard the tallest were planning Impending Doom II. Since I played a somewhat important role in ID1 I knew it wouldn't be long before they asked for my help. It was just the end of my shift when Red called me over. I already knew what was coming when I saw that smirk creep across his face. The tallest knew about the whole situation in ID1, they also knew that having all that stress again might kill me. You see I basically planned the entire ID1 strategy and all that hard work, the months of planing, flushed down the drain after he decided to show up.
After Zim decided to show up. Thank Irk he was banished to Foodcourtia! I begged but it was no use, they made their final decision then dismissed me. On my way to my room I overheard two bridge officers talking Zim. I stayed behind the corner hoping not to be noticed and to hear the rest of what they were saying. From where I was I couldn't understand the whole thing, barely making out bits and pieces of the conversation. My face turned white when I heard one mention... helping him?
I couldn't believe what I just heard! NO ONE EVER WANTS TO HELP ZIM. Before I could hear more the one closest to me turned and I darted to my room. Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! I knew it but now I have to do something, I just can't have that risk! The odds are always stacked against me!
"Maybe it wasn't true!" I argued to myself as my mind set into that phase again. "Maybe it is... I don't know! I can't freaking risk it that's all I know."
Since the tallest won't go for my excuse there's only one thing left to do. I need to get out of here. That night I planned and reasoned that maybe there was another way out but all hopes were crushed when I realized ... there wasn't
*Note: This is originally called The Kikiam Story but I like Irken Diaries better. Check me out at link . By the way this is edited! For the unedited visit the link ^*
Human Oc's Fane (left), Tis (top), Kikiam (center), Chrissy (right).
They were at training. Zim was in line in front of Mew, and the Tallest Red and Purple to be were in front of him.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. You two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did you pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny you guys." Mew said sarcastically.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. You two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did you pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny you guys." Mew said sarcastically.
week 2 (continued)
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is more painful than the other side.
"what do you plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping you alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is more painful than the other side.
"what do you plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping you alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
it was just another horrible day at skool. dib hates me, i dont like skool food, blah blah blah... but i did notice a girl thats been in my class for... god knows how long.i sat next to her at lunch and i scaned her with my... well... scanner. i had a small discription. name: gabby. yes. pathetic. i had to talk to her.
the next day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at you its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
the next day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at you its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
it was a horrible year at skool. sure, the humans were bad as always, but...it was also the bloodiest year.
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at you she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy or something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at you she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy or something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
